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DOJ Cooks Up Racist Bullshit Burger To Prove All Foreigns Are Terrorists

There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. Then there's this report, which is racist nonsense.

Steve Bannon Too Busy Sucking Own Cock To Answer Trey Gowdy’s Questions

Very stable White House geniuses manage feat of pissing off Trey Gowdy and Devin Nunes. Please clap.

Trump Digs His Shithole Deeper. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 16, 2018

Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!

Hero Louisiana Cop Protects Public From Mouthy Middle School Teacher Who Wants Decent Pay

'But man, proud man, Dress'd in a little brief authority...'

New York Prisons Experiment With Promoting Illiteracy. That’s Not A Typo.

A prison story to make you mean mad. And no, 'The Grapes Of Wrath' ain't on the list.

Trump’s DHS Now Revoking Naturalized Citizenship Because It Is Their Funnest Thing!

If you look hard enough, you can find criminals everywhere.

BIG DEAL COURT CASE. MAYBE FIX RIGGED CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS. NICE TIMES.

So, are the courts gonna fix this gerrymandering shit, or nah?

Federal Judge Karate-Chops Trump On DACA, Like: THWACK And Also KAPOW!

US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.

Chuck C. And Milo: Social Justice Warriors! (For Chuck C. And Milo)

Again with these alt-right mooks!

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

Judge Rules Feds Actually DID Do Tyranny To Bundy Clan, Sets Em All Free With Bundy-Style Prejudice

Dingbat walks free, certain that he's blessed because the feds screwed up.

You Guys Are Not Going To Believe This, But A *White Supremacist Was Actually Charged With Terrorism*

Unlike the Stephen Miller interview, no train wreck here.