Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.
Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
Lane Davis made YouTube videos accusing 'leftists' of being pedophiles, then (allegedly) stabbed his father to death for being a 'leftist,' and obviously a pedophile.
Another Muslim Ban? Again with this shit?
Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.
Had enough Trumpocalypse? Let's HAPPY TALK about Virginia's upcoming elections!
It turns out not everything is death and destruction!
Let's see what The Moron Squad is up to! Spoiler Alert: IT IS STUPID!
For once, it wasn't 'a quiet fellow who kept to himself.'
THIS GUY is going to talk about someone else being unhealthy?!?!? President Pannus needs to sit the fuck down in his electric stroller and roll on home.
Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?
No Donald Trump's lawyer Ty Cobb is not a leaker! Why ever would you ask that?
Congressman Pharma Bro has a stock to pitch! YOU CAN'T LOSE! BUY NOW!
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Roy Moore’s ‘Christian’ ‘Charity’ Forgot To Render Unto Caesar What Is Caesar’s (And The IRS Is On Line Two)
Roy Moore's religious freedom to scam the IRS shall not be abridged! Thus saith the Lord.