Legal

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Sorry, Hannity: Even Fox News Won’t Stand Behind Lunatic Seth Rich Conspiracy Theory

Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.

Jared Kushner, Slumlord? You Don’t Fucking Say

Come. Let the anger consume you.

Trump’s Personal Lawyer Sheri Dillon, You Are Going To Be A Wonkette STAR!

We're not saying that Donald Trump's financial disclosure is false. But HE'S not saying that it's true, either.

Clarence Thomas Joins Liberals To Strike Down Racist Redistricting?!?!? WHAAAAAAAA????

Is there a limit to electoral ratfucking? YES, THERE IS!

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism

Florida: It's not the heat, it's the turgidity.

Millionaire Trumper Learns Grabbing Hotel Maids’ Asses Could Lead To $50 Fine

What has gone wrong with our rich white men?

Montana Republican Doing Some Light Ratfucking In Special Election Because He’s Not Scared At All!

Montana special Congressional election is THIS THURSDAY, May 25. Don't let Gianforte goons tell you different!

If Mike Flynn Pleads The Fifth, Will Congress Lock Him Up?

Now that Flynn has told the Senate to PISS OFF, will Richard Burr and Mark Warner personally beat it out of him? Or will they send staffers to do the job?

Wow, Turkey Is Being An *Unbelievable* Dick

Why didn't the US suspend all protest for the Turkish president, like Saudi Arabia did for Trump???

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

White House Definitely NOT In Panic Mode About Russia Investigations (Except That They Are)

White House Counsel Don McGahn, a crack legal scholar, has some cracked legal theories!