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Border Patrol Guy Keeps Montana Safe From Two US Citizens Speaking Spanish

He saw something, and he said something. Something stupid and bigoted.

American Dreams Take Second Place To Precious, Precious Guns

10 people are dead. 10 more are injured. A very unemotional discussion of some costs of having more guns than people in America.

Nazi Mother-In-Law Fucker Off To Jail. But Not For Assaulting His Lover’s Daughter (His Wife)

Try not to cry too hard for this Nazi schmuck, whose bizarre domestic battery case violated his probation in a whole 'nother crime.

10 Dead In Santa Fe School Shooting, But Don’t Worry, The Guns Are Safe

Guns don't kill people. Too many doors kills people.

Judge Reams ICE’s Ass For Perjuring All Over Dreamer Kid

Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.
Trump making a fool of himself while posing with a more dignified taco bowl

Trump Has A Selective Criterion For Calling People ‘Animals.’ One Guess What It Is

Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.

Just Some Domestic Terrorists Kidnapping Little Black Boys And Maybe Murdering Some Other Folks Is All

What the holy fuck? Did Get Out have a baby with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

What, It’s Not Like He Called Them ‘Rats’ And ‘Vermin’ And ‘Parasites’

Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.

Ronan Farrow’s Got Your Dirty Sexy Money … Hangin’

Oh, so actually Michael Cohen took in another $2 million in funnymoney? HUH.
Dr. Voss slips on surgical gloves to "interrogate" Mrs. Peel

Resistance, Get Your Red-State Dems In Line!

And Mark Warner too.

The Top Five Times Rudy Giuliani Was A Batshit Lunatic Since … Oh, Since Last Night

The president's lawyer takes his THE BEST WORDS on teevee!