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Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Worried About Leftists Running Imaginary Pedophile Rings? Don’t Kill Your Dad Over It!

Lane Davis made YouTube videos accusing 'leftists' of being pedophiles, then (allegedly) stabbed his father to death for being a 'leftist,' and obviously a pedophile.

Another Muslim Ban, Another Judicial Smackdown. Sad!

Another Muslim Ban? Again with this shit?

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Virginia Republican Ed Gillespie Just Can’t Rub Off The Trump Stank!

Had enough Trumpocalypse? Let's HAPPY TALK about Virginia's upcoming elections!

Philando Castile Fund Shows People Do Not Suck Uniformly! (We Were Surprised Too)

It turns out not everything is death and destruction!

Let’s Check In With The Dumbest Dipshits In The Whole Wide Russia Scandal!

Let's see what The Moron Squad is up to! Spoiler Alert: IT IS STUPID!

Failed Indiana GOP Candidate Sends His Holiday Pipe Bomb Early This Year

For once, it wasn't 'a quiet fellow who kept to himself.'

Healthiest President Ever Puts Lady Justices On Death Watch

THIS GUY is going to talk about someone else being unhealthy?!?!? President Pannus needs to sit the fuck down in his electric stroller and roll on home.

Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.

Newsweek: Other Than The Pedophilia, Mr. Hastert, What’s On Your Mind These Days?

Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?

Which Of Trump’s Idiot Lawyers Is Leaking Like A Pee Diaper? NOT TY COBB!

No Donald Trump's lawyer Ty Cobb is not a leaker! Why ever would you ask that?

Congressman Chris Collins: The Bitch Set Me Up!

Congressman Pharma Bro has a stock to pitch! YOU CAN'T LOSE! BUY NOW!

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Roy Moore’s ‘Christian’ ‘Charity’ Forgot To Render Unto Caesar What Is Caesar’s (And The IRS Is On Line Two)

Roy Moore's religious freedom to scam the IRS shall not be abridged! Thus saith the Lord.