Bodyguard For ‘Alt-Right’ Moron Stabbed In Brawl By ‘Armenian Gangsters’ Who Hate White Dudes. Sure.
'Armenian gangsters' is probably not the next big hit from David Simon.
Why are local towns trying to shake down an honest businessman like Donald Trump? UNFAIR!
It's madness. Reefer madness.
No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
The Justice Department is going to be so tired of winning! As soon as they actually win something.
Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!
of all the lawyers in the world...
Supreme Court notices that Republican gerrymandering might be PART OF THE PROBLEM.
This week is off to a terrible start.
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
Who is suing the president today? It is EVERYBODY! HOORAY!
Really, really fucking racist.
YOU get a lawyer! And YOU get a lawyer! EVERYBODY GETS A LAWYER!
Feinstein is saying OUT LOUD that she's worried Trump will have a tantrum and try to fire Rod Rosenstein AND Robert Mueller.
Rod Rosenstein is sending weird memos, Jared Kushner's businesses are under the microscope, and Mike Pence has lawyered up. It's your Russia news!