Crime

There Is A Problem When We Can’t Keep Track Of The School Shootings

This isn't what we hope for, no.

Donald Trump Jr Tried His Hand At Lawyerin’ With Congress, It Went GREAT!

Thanks, DJ! America's lawyers needed that laugh.

O GOD MAKE IT STOP! Your Daily Round Up Of Crazy White House Shit!

Here's your daily Flynnghazi roundup. Because shit is gettin' real!

Wingnuts SO MAD That Scary Messican Didn’t Shoot The Pretty White Lady On Purpose!

Anti-immigrant loons know who killed this poor woman, and it is SAN FRANCISCO LIBERALS!

Mike Flynn Pleading Guilty! How Fucked Is The White House? ALL OF THEM, KATIE!

Flynn's going to sing like a bird. A lying, criminal, treasonous, Russia-loving, prostitute bird.

Supreme Court Wonders, But What IS Phone?

Can we stop pretending it's a phone already?

Dipshit Who Went To White House For Gateway Pundit: ‘It’s OK To Be White’ And Also Assault Chicks

It's OK to be white. It's not OK to be this stupid.

GOP Pissed Poors Keep Complaining. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 29, 2017

GOP tax bill gets even less popular, Matt Lauer YA BUSTED, and the fight for net neutrality gets dirty. Your morning news brief.

Yes All Men

No part of this discussion will be comfortable, but it is overdue.

Hurry Up And Defrost That Turkey, Michael Flynn! You Might Be In Jail By Thursday!

Cannot wait to see someone wipe the smirk off that little Pizzagate bastard!

You Broke My Heart, Franken

Pretending to grab a woman's breasts as she sleeps? That's not OKAY.

Goodbye MAGA Doug, Rootin’-Tootinest Trump Troll In The Whole Wide World

Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?

Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017

EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.

Jared Fogle Decides He’s Sovereign Citizen, So He Gets Out Of Prison Now, Right? [Updated]

Subway's Jared lost a lot of weight, gained a lot of prison time, and lost an appeal. These yo-yo diets can't be healthy.

Roy Moore’s Wife Kayla Kind Of Being Dick And Lunatic (Lunadick!) In Defense Of Dear Hubs

Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.