This week is off to a terrible start.
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
Really, really fucking racist.
If those guys ever come back to America, they might be in big trouble.
Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.
This aggression will not stand, man.
The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.
WONKERS! WONKERS WE HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE! IT IS A NICE TIME! OK so you remember how we live in just the greatest nation in the world and we are a shining city on a hill and also we are...
Yes, again. Only this time a famous person got shot.
Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!
People see 'guns, bombs, and Nazis' and get all worked up, it seems.
Consequences are for heathens!
The House of Representatives has passed a bill that could send teen sexters to jail for 15 YEARS.
It really, really sucks to be poor! REALLY!
Why should you have to prove you were scared to invoke Stand Your Ground? Shouldn't the state have to prove YOU WEREN'T?
Excellent Fox News journalism says 'nuh uh!'