Crime

OK, Which Of You Libs Faked The Minnesota Mosque Bombing? Seb Gorka Is Just Asking!

Why would Donald Trump comment on a mosque bombing before Hillary Clinton's emails have been investigated, again?

Was Donald Trump High AF During That Opioids Press Conference?

Donald Trump's Opioid Commission had lots of recommendations. But he's just going to lock up brown people instead. We cool?

Jeff Sessions Loves Cops, Except Mexican-Loving Chicago Cops, Who Are Bad

The Department of Justice will help cops fight crime by docking their allowance. We wish we were kidding.

Rex Tillerson Has Fun Sleepover With Murderous Philippines President, Like BFFs Do

He may be a mass killer, but at least he's not boastful about it. This week, anyway.

Deputy AG Lets Mueller Off His Leash. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 7, 2017

Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!
He seems the polar opposite of nice

Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli Maybe Going To Jail, Definitely Going To Hell

Sadly, exile to Mars penal colony not yet an option.

Trump Did His Kid’s Russia Homework! Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug 1, 2017

Trump does Little Donnie's Russian homework, Republicans try to move from healthcare, and Eric Trump tells Hannity about his dad's loads. Your morning news brief.

Jerk Sheriff Joe Arpaio GUILTY Of Being A Convicted Jailbird Crimer Doing Crimes!

'America's Toughest Sheriff' may be headed for a federal prison, where he can expect better treatment than at his own jail.

Attorney Declares Blonde White Woman ‘Most Innocent’ Victim Of A Police Shooting Ever

Of course she was innocent, but there is something pretty gross about that language, no?

Jeff Sessions Wants The Cops To Steal Your Stuff!

Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!

John McCain Will Punch Cancer In The Face. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 20, 2017

John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief.

Fox News Can’t Figure Out Which Lives Matter After Pretty White Lady Shot By Police

Police violence leaks out into White People Land. Time to care!

Jared Kushner Is Not As Think As He Smarts He Is!

Oh, Jared! Always in trouble, you little scamp!