Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!
Trump has a spot for the ladies, TrumpCare rides again (again), and Hannity throws another tantrum. Your morning news brief!
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Supreme Court Bogarts Colorado’s Civil Asset Forfeitures Allllmost Unanimously. Guess Which Justice Isn’t Chill?
Can Colorado pass a cashgrab law so BAD that even Samuel Alito hates it? IT CAN!
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
How does South Dakota protect kids? By holding them down and jamming a catheter in them, OF COURSE!
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Would you be shocked to learn United Airlines is pretty sure it did nothing wrong?
The police officer involved in the United Incident has been placed on suspension.
We bet you thought you'd seen the worst cops already. You had not seen the worst cops.
Judge signs Baltimore Consent Decree. We still hate that weaselfucker Sessions!
Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party...
Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.