Legal

RNC Paying For Trumps’ Lawyers, So, Surprise The Trumps Are Lawyers Now!

There is NOTHING these people won't steal! Did you ever wonder who steals the salt shakers at Outback Steakhouse? IT'S THEM!

Republicans Protecting The Little Guy, And By Little Guy We Mean ‘Equifax’

Oh Republicans, always looking for ways to help the little guy (get fucked).

Why Did The FISA Court Okay All This Wiretapping? A Lawsplainer!

Speak into the microphone, Paulie!

Trump Russia Stuff: BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Hey, Paul Manafort! Ready to flip yet?

Oh Do You Think Trump Will Be Mad About This BREAKING PAUL MANAFORT WIRETAPP FROM THE CAMPAIGN TIMES

The wiretapp was coming from inside the house!!!

Trump Lawyer ‘Deep Throat’ Gives TED Talk About Russia Scandal To All Restaurant Patrons In Earshot

It is a day that ends in "Y," so it's time for another episode of White House Lawyers: LOL!!OMG!!WTF!! In today's installment, two members of Donald Trump's crack legal team sat down for a detailed discussion of their client's...

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!

St. Louis Cops So Excited To Use Their Riot Toys (And Wonkette Is There!)

St. Louis: where police have learned to gas the rich white folk too so they can say they're not discriminating
I'm not touching you...OK, I'm tasing and shooting you dead, but not touching you...

Judge Says Ex-St. Louis Cop Didn’t Murder Guy After Saying He’d ‘Kill This Motherfucker’ So That’s A Relief

It's one of those 'Oh Jesus, shit, no, not again' kind of days.

Trump Calls Terrorists ‘Losers,’ Saves World. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 15, 2017

A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.

Trump Lawyers Deny Sticking Russian Spy Shoe Phone Straight Up Jared Kushner’s Ass

Yeah, Trump knew about the Russia Meeting. HIS OWN LAWYERS TOLD HIM!

NRA Aims At Gun Silencer Laws, For 2nd Amendment Right To Kill Cops And Flee

Sure people will die! But think how much nicer those hunters will look without those silly earmuffs.

Behold! BernieCare For All! Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 13, 2017

Bernie intro's Medicare for all, Trump-Russia gets stranger, and Dave Brat throws a tantrum. Your morning news brief!

‘All Lives Splatter’: Sheriff’s Office Real Sorry It Recommended Murdering Protesters With Cars

The Sheriff's Office of Chelan County says it was an accident! You know, like hitting protesters with your car!

Jeff Sessions Wiww Hunt Down Wascally Weakews With This Powygwaph Test!

Unnamed sources spill the beans on Jeff Sessions's leak investigation. LULZ!