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Ex-Colorado GOP Chair Disproves Own Theory That Only Democrats Do Voter Fraud

If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.

Canadian SCOTUS Agrees: Donald Trump Is A Big Lying Crook

Yes we know what 'SCOTUS' is an acronym for. Please do not send angry emails.

Superlawyer Larry Klayman Wants To ‘Legally, Peacefully’ Imprison All Liberals

Seems like Larry Klayman might have been projecting when he promised Obama would put conservatives in FEMA camps. What are the odds???

Hero U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Has Better Things To Do Than Resign Just Now. UPDATE: NEVER MIND.

So far, he hasn't been seen wearing a pink knit hat with cat ears.

Yes, There Are Lefty Anti-Semites. Like This Former Intercept Dick Arrested For JCC Bomb Threats, Maybe!

Some of the JCC bomb threats may have been solved, and this one, apparently, is on us.

It’s Cool, Border Police Probably Quiz ALL Tech Developers, Not Just African Ones

Another example of what happens when you 'unshackle' border enforcement.

Jeff Sessions: What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate!

Now that he's made clear the Justice Department is so over voting rights, since racism is a thing of the past, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has focused firmly on the need to Git Tuff on crime, especially...
I'm not touching you...OK, I'm tasing and shooting you dead, but not touching you...

Brave Tucson Cops Shove Tiny 86-Year-Old Lady Onto Pavement, Keep Community Safe For Now

Tucson cops know how to deal with elderly scofflaws and those who might help them.

Kay And Jared Jewelry Only Promote Women If They Sleep With Their Bosses. IS THAT BAD?

Every kiss begins with Kay, if you want to keep your job.

Indiana Republicans To … Wait, INDIANA ZOMBIE FETUSES???

Indiana House votes to make doctors tell women they can reverse their abortions. This is ... unwise!

Obama Secretly Taking Leaks Everywhere! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 28, 2017

Paul Manafort stepped in something in Ukraine, Obama's pulling ALL the strings, and Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are best buds. Your morning news brief!

Mean Lawyers Ready To Put Kellyanne Conway In Ethics JAIL

Will Kellyanne go to Ethics Jail for being a lawyer who lies all the time? Let's lawsplore!