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And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism

Florida: It's not the heat, it's the turgidity.

Millionaire Trumper Learns Grabbing Hotel Maids’ Asses Could Lead To $50 Fine

What has gone wrong with our rich white men?

Montana Republican Doing Some Light Ratfucking In Special Election Because He’s Not Scared At All!

Montana special Congressional election is THIS THURSDAY, May 25. Don't let Gianforte goons tell you different!

If Mike Flynn Pleads The Fifth, Will Congress Lock Him Up?

Now that Flynn has told the Senate to PISS OFF, will Richard Burr and Mark Warner personally beat it out of him? Or will they send staffers to do the job?

Wow, Turkey Is Being An *Unbelievable* Dick

Why didn't the US suspend all protest for the Turkish president, like Saudi Arabia did for Trump???

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

White House Definitely NOT In Panic Mode About Russia Investigations (Except That They Are)

White House Counsel Don McGahn, a crack legal scholar, has some cracked legal theories!

Trump’s Golden Palace Needs To Protect Its Dick Pics Better

All dick pics are belong to creepy hackers. Thanks, Trump!

Alex Jones Apologizes To Yogurt

My, this was a completely anticipated outcome.

And Lo, Unto Us A Special Prosecutor Has Been Given

Robert Mueller is on the case, and we're certain Donald Trump will calmly accept the legal process. You betcha!

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!