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Be Your Own Pennsylvania Mapfucker, With These Gerrymandered JIGSAW PUZZLES!

We're gettin' pretty tired of this Sheetz ... err, SHIT.

Jill Abramson Asks If We Should Impeach Clarence Thomas, And WONKETTE ANSWERS!

Should we get rid of a 69-year-old judge and let the Republicans replace him with some 25-year-old wingnut? It's a headscratcher!

Trump Glad Everyone Busy With Dead Kids. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 20, 2018.

Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!

GOP Lying Out Their Asses About The Mueller Indictments? UNPOSSIBLE!

All the lies that are fit to print.

Steve Bannon Tells House Intelligence Committee To Get Fucked, Provokes Riot In Wonkette Chatcave

Bannon tells House Republicans to get fucked. House Republicans furrow their brows meaningfully, go back to doing nothing.

Just Donald Trump Raw-Dogging A Playboy Model, Sorry About Your Lunch

Trump never wore a bathrobe. Also never had sex with all those women.

Better Hope This Grifty Fucker Keeps Job Running VA Because The Alternative Would Be SO MUCH WORSE

On the one hand, THIS GUY. On the other hand, THE GUY THEY'D REPLACE HIM WITH.

Nation’s Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn’t About Guns

A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection

Senate Gives Dreamers ICE Nightmares. Wonkagenda For Friday, Feb. 16, 2018

The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.

How Could Such A Tragedy Happen Again After The Last Time We Did Absolutely Nothing?

Here we are again. One of these days we might even do something about it.

Chuck Grassley Saying The Coverup Part Out Loud Again

Chuck Grassley has no inside voice.

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.

How Many Laws Did Michael Cohen, President’s Lawyer, Break For Porn Star Payoff? Couple Few Maybe!

No, but seriously! WTF is wrong with Donald Trump's lawyers?

Top Seattle ICE Lawyer Stoled Immigrants’ Identities To Do Credit Card Fraud. Is That Bad?

Hooray, it's just bog standard corruption, not Trump policy for a change!
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PA Governor Tom Wolf Tells The GOP Mapfuckers To Get Fucked

Gerrymandering! Have we mentioned this stuff is BAD?

Milwaukee Thirsty For Justice, Charges Jailers In Sheriff David Clarke’s Chamber Of Horrors Dehydration Death

Former sheriff David Clarke isn't one of the people charged. Imagine that.