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Peter Thiel’s Evil Spy Machine Knows More About You Than You Do

Silicon Valley's bastard son has created something far more sinister than Facebook.

Federal Judge Tells Kris Kobach He Is So Totally Boned, Also In Contempt Of Court

Kris Kobach got spanked real good, he did.

Uh Oh, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen Gonna FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

Will Michael Cohen flip on Donald Trump? Yes or LOLOLOLOL YES?

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

White Supremacist Terrorists Convicted, So There’s A Nice Time!

Funny, 'bomb plots' are not actually a form of free speech. Who knew?

Pervert Governor Eric Greitens Tells Missouri GOP To Come And Take It

Couldn't happen to a nicer political party!

Sean Hannity Can Haz ALL DONALD TRUMP’S LAWYERS?

The world of Trump and Hannity is weird and gross and incestuous, ALLEGEDLY.
But it really looks like Tom Brady

Thug Who Accosted Stormy Daniels Also Stole Tom Brady’s Face

And that's just rude!

A Unified Theory Of WHAT THE FUCK Michael Cohen And Sean Hannity! It Might Even Be Right!

No, but seriously! What the hell happened yesterday?

Black Men Arrested For Grand Theft Sitting At Philadelphia Starbucks

Store employee who called the cops on the men has come to a mutual understanding with the company that she is terrible and no longer works there.

The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.