Healthcare

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
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Fuck You Guys, Paul Ryan’s Out Of Here! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 11, 2018

Trump's firing Mueller (or Rosenstein), Zuckerberg did his best Data impression, and watch out Syria, Trump gonna wag your dog. Your morning news brief!

Kentucky Midterm Madness: Lady Fighter Pilot Dukes It Out With Nice Old Man To Take On Trump Doucher!

Kentucky's got a serious race, and we ain't talking about the damn horses.

Who Texas Ag Commissioner Gonna Call? Dr. Feelgood! Feelgood Make You Feel All Right!

He also once married his 15-year-old stepdaughter.

Donald Trump Having A VERY Bad Day. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 10, 2018

WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!

Do Right-Wingers Just Not Understand How Buying In Bulk Works?

We need a political analysis of Costco customers, stat.

Donald Trump Still VERY Bad At Killing Obamacare

It may not be paradise, but that's no reason to pave it over.

Build The Wall Out Of Soldiers! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 4, 2018

Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.

Former VA Secretary David Shulkin Swears ‘I Can’t Quit, You Fired Me!’

I love the smell of incompetence in the morning!

Want Trump To Hire You To Run The VA? Just Tell Him He’s Not Fat

It's like 'Medical Center' crossed with 'Being There.'

Books Not Bullets! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 26, 2018

The March For Our Lives swarms DC, Trump's lawyers run from Robert Mueller, Stormy Daniels blows in 60 Minutes. Your morning news brief.

Alabama Fixin’ To Throw Thousands Of Kids Off Medicaid For Their Own Good

The working poor are already working, and poor. Let's make life a bit harder for them!

Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

Trump Family Planning Strategy Will Have All Your 16-Year-Olds Pragnet IN NO TIME!

On the other hand, this may be great news for Bayer.