It's like that Monopoly game at the grocery store, but you can win a root canal.
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!
Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
How will the Trump Administration screw women today? Let's count the ways!
All the bullcrap from your Republican town halls.
The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!
Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty we are free at last! From having healthcare and being able to go see a doctor when we need to!
Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Jeff Merkley won't sit down, Fox can't stand up, and Trump's poll numbers fall. Your morning news brief!
And if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. You just can't *afford* your doctor anymore.
Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
All those men laughing about paying for mammograms? Yeah, this is for you.