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Sarah Palin Under Impression Somebody Asked Her Opinion On Orlando Shootings

The grifter from Wasilla really should delete her Facebook page.
Maybe not that bright a guy. It's possible.

Donald Trump, NRA Agree: Only A Idiot Would Advocate Guns In Bars Like Donald Trump, NRA

Donald Trump clarified Monday that it was completely obvious that he never said people should carry guns at bars and nightclubs, even if it sure sounded like he'd said that. Where would you get such an impression, except from the things he said?
Have I got an idea for the furshlugginer national debt!

Trump Campaign Was Totes Cool With Staffers Pulling Guns On People

Vincent Bordini thought the Trump campaign would have his back when another staffer pulled a gun on him. They did not.
My First Militia, new from Playskool

Good Toddlers With Guns Protecting America From Tyranny On Weekly Basis Now

Here's a statistic that all of us in the Republic of The Holy Second Amendment can be proud of: In 2015, there's been an average of roughly one case per week in which children aged three or under have gotten...

Trump Jr Not Touching Russia. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 9, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.

Let’s All Watch The NRA’s Big Tough Wayne LaPierre Whine A Whole Bunch At CPAC!

It's got everything -- paid protesters, hanging whistleblowers, accusing the Left of wanting people to die of heart attacks on the way to the hospital...

Dudes Who Shot Up Black Lives Matter Crowd Not Quite Racist Enough For Hate Crimes Charge

We are learning ever so many charming things about the four dudebros arrested for the shooting attack on five people attending a Black Lives Matter protest in Minneapolis last week. For one thing, we have learned alleged shooter Allen...
Jesus is so proud of you

Magic Bible Words Protect Gun From Grubby Muslim Hands

While some gun shops and ranges have been drawing in the rubes by declaring themselves "Muslim-free zones," a Florida gun manufacturer has hit on the ultimate in anti-Muslim marketing: a semiautomatic rifle that no Muslim would ever dare touch,...

Baton Rouge Cop-Killer Was Sovereign Citizen *And* Black Radical. Two Great Tastes, Etc., Etc.

Gavin Long, the suspect in the killings of three Louisiana cops, believed the law didn't apply to him, because 'freedom.'

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!
Oh, fine. Begin the recitation of stupidity.

Gays, Abortions, Blacks, Oh My! Your Virginia Shooting Tragedy Bingo

Wonder why bad things happen to good people? We've been scanning the dregs of the wingnuttosphere since Roanoke TV journalists Alison Parker and Adam Ward were shot to death while doing a routine interview Wednesday, and you'll be astonished...
Oh good, more opinions from this guy.

Ted Nugent, Tired Of Threatening Hillary Clinton, Would Like Bernie Sanders To Die Now Please

Ted Nugent is neither dead nor in jail. DOES have thoughts on Bernie Sanders.
Also, you wouldn't believe the amount of batshit around here.

Oregon Standoff Ends In Arrests, Disappointment At Failure To Spark Revolution

Good news from the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge Thursday, as the last four militia loons occupying the refuge surrendered to FBI agents without violence. Three of the four surrendered as planned when Nevada State Assemblywoman Michele Fiore and preacher...
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a General Electric GAU-17/A minigun...

Florida Would Like To Give You $200K For Killing Someone, As Long As It’s ‘Self-Defense’

Florida has a nifty new variation on "Stand your Ground" legislation in the works. Not only would it make it easier for criminal defendants to escape murder prosecutions by claiming self-defense, but it would also require the state to reimburse...

Focus On The Family Sure Demon Weed Made Robert Dear Shoot Up Planned Parenthood

Way back over Thanksgiving weekend when Robert Dear gunned down some people in a Planned Parenthood in Colorado, we pretended for approximately 2 milliseconds that America might have a conversation over the toxic intersection of guns, terribly retrograde and...
Cats with guns regret nothing.

Florida Man Sorry He Killed Son, But Just Can’t Stay Mad At His Beautiful Guns

A Florida father who shot his 14-year-old son to death in a freak accident is still pretty gung-ho on guns. He doesn't sound like a fanatic, after all.