Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.
Reducing the availability of guns? Well now you're just talking nonsense, mister.
In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments.
DO YOU GET IT IT IS A DENVER OMELET.
Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
Unlike the slightly classier Frank Stallone, Nugent will not be apologizing for his remarks about the Parkland survivors.
Maybe she doesn't deserve to lose her job over one mean tweet. But why does she have a job in the first place?
It is now significantly less terrifying to be a victim of domestic violence in New York state!
Ted Nugent is on the board of the NRA and also once wrote a song about gangraping a 13-year-old girl.
Guns are still legal, but Laura Ingraham ain't looking so good.
Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
Why's he so upset? It's not like he's facing something really sad like losing his guns.
Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.
Those kids will keep marching, marching, marching, 'til gun sense is breaking through.