Guns

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.

Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018

James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.

Armed Teachers Update: Are We Safe Yet?

Reducing the availability of guns? Well now you're just talking nonsense, mister.

Deleted Comments: You Know What Causes School Shootings? Porn And Not Loving The Founders.

In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments.

Denver, Colorado, We Are Mile High, TONIGHT!

DO YOU GET IT IT IS A DENVER OMELET.

Build The Wall Out Of Soldiers! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 4, 2018

Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
Republican creative type.

Ted Nugent Says He Isn’t Hate Speech, YOU’RE The Hate Speech!

Unlike the slightly classier Frank Stallone, Nugent will not be apologizing for his remarks about the Parkland survivors.

Laura Ingraham Taking ‘Week Off’ At Big Happy Farm Where She Can Run And Play With Bill O’Reilly

Maybe she doesn't deserve to lose her job over one mean tweet. But why does she have a job in the first place?

New York Is Coming For Your Guns (If You’ve Been Convicted Of Domestic Violence)

It is now significantly less terrifying to be a victim of domestic violence in New York state!
Still neither jailed nor dead

Ted Nugent Feels So Bad About How The Parkland Survivors Don’t Have Souls

Ted Nugent is on the board of the NRA and also once wrote a song about gangraping a 13-year-old girl.
The right to bare legs is much more fun

Gun News Roundup: Who’s A Nazi Today, Other Than Actual Nazis?

Guns are still legal, but Laura Ingraham ain't looking so good.

Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018

Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
She's sassy!

Laura Ingraham Can Beat Up Your Honor Student

Why's he so upset? It's not like he's facing something really sad like losing his guns.

Trump Makes VA Great Again With ‘Girther’ Doc. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 29, 2018

Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.

Wisconsin Teens March 50 Miles To Yell About Guns On Paul Ryan’s Lawn

Those kids will keep marching, marching, marching, 'til gun sense is breaking through.