Guns

My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: A Visit From The Gunsplanation Man!

Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!

Dear FBI: Black People Are Not The Reason I Don’t Like Cops

I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.
Free kitten with every five mass shootings

Oregon Judges Gonna Take All Your Freedom/Penises/Guns Away, MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE TIME!

Oregon judges will have the ability to take guns away from people deemed a threat to themselves or others. How is that even fair? It's your OPEN THREAD!

NRA Demands Answers On Why Obama Never Banned All These Gun Things

Step right up and win a prize if your brother-in-law already explained this is Obama's fault!

GOP Might Do One Tiny Little Thing About Guns, But Only If NRA Says It’s OK (It Won’t)

The technology of mass shootings has come a long way, baby.

Congress THINKS About Guns, Maybe. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 5, 2017

Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!

Republicans On Gun Silencer Bill After Las Vegas: We Don’t Know Her!

Shh. The sportsmen have sensitive ears. Don't say anything to make them buy more guns. (They'll do that anyway)

Trump Pisses Off Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda for Oct. 4, 2017

Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.

Las Vegas Reax Day Two: More Shitmouths, With Mouths Dripping With Shit

What's so noble about being dead?

Nancy Pelosi Sending Thoughts, Prayers, And A Foot Up Paul Ryan’s Ass

It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.

Alex Jones And Guest Yell At David Letterman For Thing David Letterman Didn’t Say About Las Vegas

Also, SNL is a 'psy-op.' The secret coded spy messages all run after 'Weekend Update,' when no one's watching.

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

NRA To Las Vegas Shooting Victims: SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY!

In response to Las Vegas, the NRA will wait EIGHT WHOLE DAYS to start running shitty ads, in Virginia.

Who’s Already Scream Shitting About Las Vegas? A Shitmouth Roundup!

Get ready for more of this sort of thing.