Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!
I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.
Oregon judges will have the ability to take guns away from people deemed a threat to themselves or others. How is that even fair? It's your OPEN THREAD!
Step right up and win a prize if your brother-in-law already explained this is Obama's fault!
The technology of mass shootings has come a long way, baby.
Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!
Shh. The sportsmen have sensitive ears. Don't say anything to make them buy more guns. (They'll do that anyway)
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
What's so noble about being dead?
It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.
Also, SNL is a 'psy-op.' The secret coded spy messages all run after 'Weekend Update,' when no one's watching.
Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.
In response to Las Vegas, the NRA will wait EIGHT WHOLE DAYS to start running shitty ads, in Virginia.
Get ready for more of this sort of thing.
TOO SOON, NANCY PELOSI.