'What we call reality is more of a collective hunch' -- Lily Tomlin
Special guest star Sam Nunberg melts down, Republicans are desperate to stop the trade war, and West Virginia teachers are STILL standing tall! Your morning news brief.
Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles.
We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards.
A good guy with a gun is still likely to screw up now and then.
Maybe just don't even read it.
A weird cult with a lot of guns! What could possibly go wrong?
Shah! We see you, Boychik!
Trump still doesn't understand what an attorney general does, Jared Kushner offers jobs for huge bank loans, and Betsy DeVos protects the credit industry from poor students. Your morning news brief.
'Arm the teachers' not looking like the wisest strategy at the moment.
Teens, you stop dunking on Alex Jones and Dana Loesch RIGHT NOW!
Thank god for a well-regulated bunch of idiots with guns!
Georgia simply won't stand for a pipsqueak airline's bowing to liberal pressure. So it'll apply some rightwing pressure instead.
Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!
Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!
Hey Pissed-Off High School Kids! These Colleges Want YOU (To Tell Your Principal To Fuck Off And Go Protest Guns)
Always listen to Wonkette. We are never wrong.
Amazing that two great people would have the same idea within hours of each other.