It's all fake, except for the part where you should NEVER point a gun at anyone.
Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!
Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!
More guns, more guns, more guns, more guns.
It's got everything -- paid protesters, hanging whistleblowers, accusing the Left of wanting people to die of heart attacks on the way to the hospital...
Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.
Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!
Did anyone actually run on the 'more guns for the severely mentally ill' ticket?
Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!
Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!
Sometimes everything just comes together. Stupidly.
What if there were a way to celebrate the New Year without doing something that could kill or maim someone?
Our second-favorite one-L Michele is planning a triumphant return to Nevada politics!