Guns

Harvey Steals Trump’s Thunder. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug, 29, 2017

Price-gouging in Houston, Trump's Phoenix blowup, and this guy from Minecraft is pouring money into Pizzagate investigations. Your morning news brief!

White Nationalists Arrested In Charlottesville Shooting, Beating Only Two Weeks Later!

See, liberals? Only *one* of the three people charged was an actual KKK guy.

Bundy Militia Dipwads Found ‘Not’ Guilty, Again, Due To Pre-Existing Whiteness

Huh. Pointing guns at law enforcement can get you shot dead, but not necessarily convicted. Where's President Law-N-Order on this?

Counterpoint: Please Don’t Punch Nazis!

Of course they deserve it. BUT STILL NO!
The Dark Knight has a lot of problems with you NRA people

ACLU: No Bringing Guns To A Free Speech Fight

Winning an argument with a gun is cheating.

Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017

Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Cry, Nazi! Cryyyyyyy!

Forget 'alt-right' or even 'neo-Nazi.' This guy is a Whine Nationalist.

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Oklahoma Patriot Arrested Trying To Bomb A Bank, To Save America From American Government

Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.

Dana Loesch Has Thoughts On Philando Castile. Probably Go Outside For A Walk Instead.

There is nothing redeeming about this person.

Walmart Real Sorry About ‘Back-To-School’ Guns, Which They Also Deny Happened, Or Something

Somebody at Walmart doesn't like Mondays.

Mueller Cranks Trump-Russia Up To 11. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 4, 2017

Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!

Attorney Declares Blonde White Woman ‘Most Innocent’ Victim Of A Police Shooting Ever

Of course she was innocent, but there is something pretty gross about that language, no?

NRA Declares War On Washington Post, Because After All, Obama’s Gone

In which we fact check an NRA rant. Yeah, we're just silly that way sometimes.
This one came with a box of cereal

Roger Stone Finds His True Love: Cliven Bundy

Roger Stone has discovered Cliven Bundy and nobody knows what comes next