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America: Still Really Fucking Racist

Really, really fucking racist.

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.

‘Shooting Up Republican Baseball’ Was Not In Bernie Sanders’s Platform

The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.

America’s Game: Baseball! (And Shooting People)

Yes, again. Only this time a famous person got shot.

Guns Don’t Kill People. Blah Blah Blah Blah. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 14, 2017

Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!

Neo-Nazi Tim McVeigh Fan With Guns, Bomb Supplies *Might* Be Poor Choice For Bail, Even In Florida

People see 'guns, bombs, and Nazis' and get all worked up, it seems.

COMEY TO AMERICA! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 9, 2017

The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.

Pennsylvania Bill Will Make Gun Owners A ‘Protected Class’ Just Like REAL Oppressed Minorities

LGBTQ people are not considered a protected class of people in Pennsylvania.

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!
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Florida ‘Stand Your Ground’ Law Might Get Even More Murder-licious!

Why should you have to prove you were scared to invoke Stand Your Ground? Shouldn't the state have to prove YOU WEREN'T?

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Trump Blesses Coast Guard With Inspirational Speech On His Struggles As A Victim Of The Lamestream Media

As you go forth into the world, you will encounter the FAKE MEDIA WHO ARE SO MEAN TO ME, DONALD TRUMP!!!!

Mick Mulvaney? He’s This Dick. Your Wonkagenda For Wed., May 3, 2017

Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Kicks Shit With Weird Scary Losers At NRA

A loser speech, delivered to losers, by a loser.

Nice ‘Alt-Right’ Couple Went To Milo Protest To Attack ‘Snowflakes,’ Shot One

Nothing like a night of the ol' ultraviolence for today's modern 'alt-right' couples.