Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.
Father, forgive the motherfuckers who signed the Nashville Statement, for they know not what they do.
Some old soldiers may have a clever plan to make Trump's idiotic transgender ban just fade away.
Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!
We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?
Just asking questions!
Just listen to this fucking scumbag.
Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!
Sad day as Texans fail to kick Messicans OR transgender people!
Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!
Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!
GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.
It may look like a distraction, but it's plenty real for thousands of active military and civilian Defense Department employees.
Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!