Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!
Tim Allen And Adam Carolla To Produce Searing Documentary About Their Own Irrelevance In Modern America
It is a sad and tragic tale about how unfair it is that college students don't think they're funny anymore.
Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.
What could go wrong?
Retconning Roseanne Conner as Archie Bunker is less believable than Dan Conner magically not being dead anymore.
That's right, Carson Jones, READ THAT FUCKER FOR FILTH.
Rush Limbaugh listeners will be provided a safe space. Arizona.
The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.
What a ride! Last Lawsplainer of the year. Get it while it's HOT!
Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!
HE SEEMS NICE! (Doug Jones's gay son, not Roy Moore, who is a giant asshole.)
We are 25 ways freer now!
Congress passes on funding CHIP and the government, and Devin Nunes rides again. Your morning news brief.
Here. Have a happy post. They are in such short supply these days.
Chuck Grassley finally grows a couple of kernels on his cob.
Listen to this man right now.