Gay Stuff

Robert Mueller Too Cool For Trump’s Bullshit. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 19, 2018

Trump aims at Mueller, Congress approaches the fiscal cliff (again), and Mike Pence has a gay rabbit. Your morning news brief.

Tennessee Must Let Adults Marry Children, Or Else The Gays Have Won

Some Tennessee Republicans are so desperate for any chance to ban same-sex marriage again that they would gladly risk the welfare of children in order to do so.

Federal Court: Funeral Home Has To Bury Transgender Discrimination Six Feet Under

Thankfully no one has to think about whether the funeral home is baking cakes.

Robert Mueller Over-Serves Sam Nunberg. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 6, 2018

Special guest star Sam Nunberg melts down, Republicans are desperate to stop the trade war, and West Virginia teachers are STILL standing tall! Your morning news brief.
We're never getting tired of this image.

Mike Huckabee Quit-Fired By Country Music For Being Too Much Of A Bigot Dick

If only he really were forced to SHUT THE HELL UP!

Adam Rippon Went On The Ellen Show And It Was !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click this if only to learn what Adam Rippon named his second childhood goldfish.

John Kelly Kicks Jared Kushner From Top Secret Band. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 28, 2018

Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.

This ‘Tennessee Idiot For Governor’ Commercial Is The Gayest Fucking Thing I Have Seen All Week

Will you find this ad super gay, or will you just find it fucking annoying? OR WILL IT BE BOTH?

Sally Field Will Be Adam Rippon’s Mother-In-Law If It’s The Last Damn Thing She Does

If her son is being a pill about this, Sally Field is free to Adopt A Wonkette and set us up with whomever she'd like.

There Is Another Gay One In The Olympics And He Says Trump And Pence Can Eat Yellow Snow Too

Meet Gus Kenworthy! He is your favorite, just like Adam Rippon is your favorite.

Get Ready For The Food Riots! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 13, 2018

Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.

Fox News Non-Racist Would Like To Know Who Let All These Gaywads And Blacks Into His Olympics

He is SO MAD that ... 20 of the 243 American athletes are black or Asian and two are gay. And NOT because that's too few.