If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family! (As long as it's in the heterosexual way, otherwise THAT'S GROSS.)
GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!
Thank heavens people are still paying attention to what matters: Fretting about gay characters in movies.
Obama squirreled away Russian intel, Jeff Sessions lied under oath, and will Trump kill the Easter Bunny? Your morning news brief!
SPOILER: It's not good.
More Trump 'n' Russia, CPAC sharpens its fangs, and Senator Ted Nugent? Your morning news brief!
Betsy DeVos was ... the voice of reason? WTF?
Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details.
Couldn't have happened to a more unkind twat.
The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!
Mike Flynn falls from grace, Joe Scarborough has a love problem, and super nerds save data! Your morning news brief!
Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!
Milo got press credentials for a White House press briefing, because That's America Now.
Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!
HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!