Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Jeff Merkley won't sit down, Fox can't stand up, and Trump's poll numbers fall. Your morning news brief!
Mike Flynn SO, SO scared he's Benedict Arnold, Trump's going to war with tea party crazies, and a wild Rex Tillerson appeared in Foggy Bottom! Go, Morning News Brief!
The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!
Mike and Karen Pence are assholes. SURPRISE!
This story involves glow sticks and people who lost the popular vote.
Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!
Try being mean to leprechauns! You can't do it!
Also, he would like a hug.
Donald Trump thinks Captain Sulu has excellent taste. Your Open Thread!
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family! (As long as it's in the heterosexual way, otherwise THAT'S GROSS.)
GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!
Thank heavens people are still paying attention to what matters: Fretting about gay characters in movies.
Obama squirreled away Russian intel, Jeff Sessions lied under oath, and will Trump kill the Easter Bunny? Your morning news brief!