Fuckin' A It's Not That Hard!

New York Times’s Nazi Profile Was Better In Original German

We can't ignore the fucking Nazis. We don't have to fawn over them either.

Breitbart Editor Remembers The Good Old Days, When Rape Used To Mean Something

Alex Marlow insists that the definition of rape has changed to 'any sex you later regret.'

Ohio Supreme Court Judge Wants You To Know He Is A Real Sex Machine To All The Chicks

One might say he is missing the point?

Don’t Know How To Say This, But Donald Trump Really Sucks At Speaking English

Words! What do they mean??????
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.

Poor People: Still Not Stupid. Fox News: Still Very Stupid.

Can we please ban Fox News from ever talking about poor people ever again, maybe pull their license?

Hi, Maggie Haberman! New NYT Social Media Guidelines! Did You Read Them, Maggie Haberman? DID YOU?

A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.

Dear FBI: Black People Are Not The Reason I Don’t Like Cops

I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.

‘Christian’ ‘Rehab’ Owner Keeps Slaves In America, Thinks Jesus Loves Her, IS WRONG

Every time you think you understand what evil looks like there's another news story.

LAS VEGAS HORROR. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 2, 2017

If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!

St. Louis: Gateway To The Racists

We spent a month in St Louis and all we got was this face full of tear gas

Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017

Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!

St. Louis Cops So Excited To Use Their Riot Toys (And Wonkette Is There!)

St. Louis: where police have learned to gas the rich white folk too so they can say they're not discriminating

Trump Upstages Harvey In Texas. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 30, 2017

Trump showboats in Texas, DeVoss hires DeVry, and Sarah Palin learns about the news. Your morning news brief!

St. Louis Asshole Actually Catches Charges For Running Protesters Over With His Car

Sometimes you just have to state the obvious.