Feminininism

Reince Priebus Just Wants To Know If He Can Get A Smile From A Pretty Lady

If there is anything women really like, it is for sure when men tell them to smile. I cannot tell you how my quick runs to the grocery store for half & half, my bus trips, and even my...

Whiny Wall Street Babies Preemptively So Mad At Vice President Elizabeth Warren

Anonymous hedge fund managers want to know: Why won't Elizabeth Warren stop breaking the economy?
Yes, yes, it's from Fahrenheit 451, just roll with it

Second Planned Parenthood Hit By Arson In A Month. Those Videos Are Working!

Looks like the anti-Planned Parenthood hysteria is inspiring some fine Americans to make the world a safer place for fetuses by taking direct action. In Thousand Oaks, California, somebody tried to burn down a Planned Parenthood clinic. While initial...

Pence Scribbling ‘President’ All Over His Notebook. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 8, 2017

Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Nebraska Pol Who Thought Women’s Marchers Weren’t Hot Enough To Sexually Assault Steps Down, Whines

“You won’t have Bill Kintner to kick around anymore,” said Nebraska state Senator Bill Kintner -- a man who would probably be kicked around much less, or even remain unknown to the general public outside of Nebraska, if he...
awww

Let’s Talk About Juanita Broaddrick

Buzzfeed has a long, interesting interview with Juanita Broaddrick, the woman who says Bill Clinton raped her in an Arkansas hotel room almost 40 years ago. Maybe this case has always bugged you too, because we are supposed to...

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
Huck must have needed a whole bottle of his heart pills when this popped up on screen.

Awww, Fox News Is A Feminist Now. How Adorable!

Welcome to the sisterhood, Fox News! We've been totally not expecting you because, duh, you are Fox News. You forbid your girl talkers from wearing pants, so they can show off their smokin' sexy girl legs. For journalism. And...

Three Guys Who Will Never Be President Have A Catfight

Oh such exciting times in the Republican primary! It's been a couple of days of hot Donald-on-Rand-on-Ted action, and with any luck, it'll turn into one of those cartoon fights with a big cloud of dust with a fist...

Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017

Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!
What gives? Not one of these people is a pony.

Deleted Comments: Why Is Hillary Clinton Cutting Off Donald Trump’s Head With Renaissance Art?

A rightwing website noticed our t-shirt, and decided it was politically incorrect.
I'll just be a minute here. Be right back.

Chris Matthews Can’t Stop Staring At Melania Trump, Will Be In His Bunk

You'd think maybe Chris Matthews has been in the teevee journamalism business long enough to know he should assume every microphone is live, but he forgot that little axiom Tuesday night during MSNBC's election coverage, treating viewers to...

Pennsylvania AG Kathleen Kane Found Guilty Of So Many Things, Bye PA AG Kathleen Kane!

Kane was found guilty of leaking information from a grand jury hearing and then lying about it.

Donald Trump Is Gonna Make Our National Debt So Huge, It’ll Be Unbelievable

He will increase the national debt bigly!