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Obama Plays Freebird! Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 18, 2017

Betsy DeVos hates bears, Ryan Zinke wants to hunt with Smokey the Bear, and Obama is getting everyone off. Your morning news brief!

The Week In Garbage Men: Incels Dream Of Zombie Sex Slaves To Call Their Own, Also Their Own Sisters

So weird how they can't get dates! Also this is your open thread!

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Ivanka Trump

A WONKETTE PROCLAMATION!
Wotta wimp

Donald Trump’s Child-Leave Plan Only For Mommies, Because What Kind Of Pussyman Changes Diapers?

Donald Trump has the best maternity leave program of either candidate. It's true -- because Clinton's plan isn't limited to just mothers.

Three Guys Who Will Never Be President Have A Catfight

Oh such exciting times in the Republican primary! It's been a couple of days of hot Donald-on-Rand-on-Ted action, and with any luck, it'll turn into one of those cartoon fights with a big cloud of dust with a fist...

Roger Ailes Slimed All Over Andrea Tantaros And Her Bikini

It was Roger Ailes, in the study, with his hamburger meatballs.

Trump Tells Women Where To Go. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 30, 2017

Joe & Mike have a Face/Off with Trump, Russian hacking gets W E I R D, and the GOP debates killing olds.

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!

Uppity Women Marching Against Trump’s American Carnage: Your Wonkette Livebloog

A Lot Of People are saying there's a misogynist in the White House. This is what we hear.

LADIES! Are You Ready To Dress To Impress Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn?

Hey ladies! Are you always wondering what to wear in order to be all professional-like and whatnot? You know, for business thingities? Like, should you wear lipstick, should you wear heels, should you wear a lampshade on your head?...

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE! A Conversation With Lizz Winstead About Lady Parts Justice And Vagical Mysteries!

Do You Like LADYPARTS And JUSTICE And VAGINAS And MYSTERY? Then Click Here Right Now!

Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!
a simpler time

What Airline Let A Teen Get Molested On Its Plane Like It’s No Big Deal This Time?

Air travel. There's nothing white people like to complain about more than the minor annoyances associated with boarding an aluminum capsule and traveling thousands of miles in a few hours. Honestly, the complaints are tiresome unless you're Muslim, Muslim-adjacent,...