Education

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Idaho Lawmaker Will Make Sure Kids Learn Science Directly From King James Bible

You know how stupid liberal science textbooks are. They're all, "Once upon a time there was nothing, but then the universe banged itself real hard, and then a bunch of atoms shot out and landed on earth and turned into...

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 9, 2016

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Academic Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose. Fine, it's two.

Missouri Lawmaker Don’t Want No Smart Kids Studyin’ Up On Abortion, No Siree

You at least have to give Missouri state Sen. Kurt Schaefer (R-Did We Even Need To Say?) credit for thoroughness and creativity in his efforts to clamp down on all those women who insist on having abortions even though...

Betsy DeVos’s Confirmation Hearing Was TOTAL SH*T SHOW, Let’s Laugh At It!

The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
See her arm? That's supposedly a 'punch'

Officer Who Dragged Black Teen From Her Desk Boning A Black Chick, So It’s Cool

Oh, hey, thought you should know that new information has exonerated that South Carolina deputy sheriff and school resource officer who who flung a girl around a classroom at Spring Valley High School like some kind of demented pro wrestler....

Democrats Throw Pajama Party To Bitch About How Much They Hate This Chick ‘Betsy DeVos’

How much does Betsy DeVos suck? The Democrats decided to spend 24 hours reminding everybody how much.

Memphis Principal Biblesplains Jerkoff Racist White Guy (But In A Good Way)

White jerk bitches to school principal about baby receiving diploma for murdered teen mom. Principal is having NONE OF IT Y'ALL.
I suppose now Adam Sandler wants a White House invitation, too?

BREAKING: Nerd Hero Teen Didn’t Whittle His Clock From Scratch, Send Him To Gitmo!

The Wingnuttosphere has spent a fair chunk of the weekend getting very exercised about a post from a weekly Buffalo newspaper Thursday that "exposed" -- with the breathless excitement of the best investigative journalism -- the True Facts about...
Just as long as you don't major in philosophy.

Barack Obama Insults Veterans By Helping Them Go To College

Darn that elitist Barack Obama -- not only does he want to inflict higher education on all young people, he also wants to make it more available to veterans. Which is why he announced Wednesday, on Armistice Day and...

US Saved From Not-American Teens With Deadly Ball-Sorting Robots — No, Again

$170 seems like a reasonable price for rejection.

Feds Desegregate Schools In Mississippi Town Time Forgot

A federal court ordered school desegregation plan be put in place in Cleveland, Mississippi, a mere 62 years -- almost to the day -- after Brown v. Board of Education.

Trump Loves Paul Ryan! Loves Him Under This Bus! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 27, 2017

Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!

Your Pictures Of Grumpy Old Fossils Stomping Around Chicago For Earth Day Science March! (We Mean That With Love)

Thousands of science nerds in Chicago emerge to yell and scream about books and learning.
He may or may not get to have a word with the Framers about original intent.

Justice Scalia Knows The Blacks Are Too Dumb For Real Colleges

You'll be shocked to know that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia said a Not Very Nice But Very Typical Of Him thing on Wednesday. Was it about lady parts? Homo parts? Nope, this time it was about African-American brain parts: He argued that "most of...

Trump Idiots Mick Mulvaney And Betsy DeVos Smart Enough To Steal You Blind

Nobody in this administration understands basic English or financial literacy! This should go well!

What, Exactly, Does The GOP Plan To Do About All The Babies They Want To Force Us To Have?

Defunding Planned Parenthood and making abortion illegal are about as fiscally irresponsible as you can get.