TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
The Jesus Freaks are bad at math.
Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
It doesn't take much to send some conservatives into full Moral Panic mode.
Another blow to the oppressed Christian majority across America, as some smart aleck in Tennessee decided to look up this "Constitution" thing, and you'll never believe the crazy talk hidden deep inside of it! Bledsoe County Schools Superintendent Jennifer Terry recently...
Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!
Those brilliant pro-gun activists in Texas held their much-publicized "mock mass shooting" Saturday near the University of Texas campus in Austin, exactly as planned. Except, in a surprise twist, they didn't show up where or when they said they...
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
There are no times tables at the Second Coming, that's what yr Wonkette always says. And apparently Michael and Laura McIntyre of El Paso agree with us, as they are suing the state of Texas for their God-given right...
Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.
Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.
Do you remember our new favorite Texas lady, Mary Lou Bruner? She is running for seat on Texas's STATE school board of education, and according to Slate she is likely to win! This lady made us all giggle in...
Donald Trump's Opioid Commission had lots of recommendations. But he's just going to lock up brown people instead. We cool?
Snotnosed Millennial brat thinks "Dr." Keith Ablow is not even the boss of him, whatever.
The Senate Intel Committee wants to hear from everyone, DC and Maryland are suing Trump, and Princess Ivanka has a sad. Your morning news brief!