Education

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.

NICE TIME! SLC Elementary School Renamed For Cool Black Lady Space-Nerd Instead Of Genocider!

We need more schools honoring great Space Ladies.

College Student Has Shitfit About ‘Shithole’ Group After Shitty Diaper Protest Goes Poof

Kaitlin Bennett did not feel adequately supported by the organization after people on the internet made fun of her protest against 'safe spaces.'

Get Ready For The Food Riots! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 13, 2018

Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018

Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.
Your tax dollars at work

Jesus Freaks Have BEST Plan To Take Schools Back To The 300 Years Of The 17th Century

The Jesus Freaks are bad at math.

It Seems Like Not Regulating Homeschooling Doesn’t Work Out So Well?

We can't have situations where abusive parents are 'homeschooling' their children in order to provide a cover for abuse.

She Shuts Shit Down By The Shit Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 19, 2018

Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

Toby Young: Meet The British Betsy DeVos, If She Were *More Of An Asshole*!

This man is about as helpful to kids seeking education as our very own cabinet secretary!

Hero Louisiana Cop Protects Public From Mouthy Middle School Teacher Who Wants Decent Pay

'But man, proud man, Dress'd in a little brief authority...'

New York Prisons Experiment With Promoting Illiteracy. That’s Not A Typo.

A prison story to make you mean mad. And no, 'The Grapes Of Wrath' ain't on the list.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

Where’s My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017

Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.
Bears repeating

California Insists On Doing Cool New Shit For 2018. Not Just Smoking It, Either!

Rush Limbaugh listeners will be provided a safe space. Arizona.