Education

Ryan Zinke Says He’s A Geologist, Is Full Of Schist.

Navy Seal pretends he's a geologist on Twitter.

Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018

James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.

Kentucky Gov. Says Rallying Teachers Caused Kids To Be Raped, Do Drugs And Get Poisoned

If he's so concerned about the children being in school, he should probably pay their teachers.

This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018

James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!

Armed Teachers Update: Are We Safe Yet?

Reducing the availability of guns? Well now you're just talking nonsense, mister.

Deleted Comments: You Know What Causes School Shootings? Porn And Not Loving The Founders.

In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments.

Oklahoma Senate Might Fund Schools, If Only To Get All These Teachers Out Of Their Hair

Oklahoma legislators should know these teachers deal with surly teenagers, angsty tweens, and hyperactive elementary kids. The politicians are outmatched.

Nobody Told Us The Surgeon General Was SO EFFING HOT

A shallow blog post about a very serious topic!

Denver, Colorado, We Are Mile High, TONIGHT!

DO YOU GET IT IT IS A DENVER OMELET.

Donald Trump Forgot The Name ‘White House.’ Wonkagenda For Tues., April 3, 2018

Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.

Oklahoma Teachers Wa-Wa-Wa-WALKOUT (And Wonkette Is There!)

Get your hot Oklahoma teacher walkout pix here!

The Teachers Book-Learned A Lesson From West Virginia: They’re ALLLL On Strike!

You can't scare teachers -- they're sticking with the union.

Donald Trump: What Is ‘College’?

Thoughts on higher education from a man who's incapable of learning.

Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018

Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
Same image is also captioned with 'We are the radical leftists of the NEA. And we have your kids!' Gotta love the internet.

Asshole Loan Company Is Screwing Over Teachers And Betsy DeVos Thinks That Is Awesome

Let's find one MORE Nice Thing for Private Enterprise to screw up, shall we?

Trump Makes VA Great Again With ‘Girther’ Doc. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 29, 2018

Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.