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House Prepares To ‘Cut’ Taxes By Killing Rule That Makes *Raising* Taxes Harder. (YOUR Taxes, Unless You’re A Millionaire)
Here's a big surprise: Republicans waiving a rule Republicans put in place to make raising taxes harder.
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Stupid Europe and the rest of the world won't buy coal because they hate our freedom and respiratory diseases.
Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!
How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.
Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.
Worst 'master race' ever.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
LOL Virginia! A civil rights lawyer takes over the Philly DA! And Chris Cillizza is being a total Chris Cillizza again. Your morning news brief!
If I say, "You have $1 billion!" and you say, "Yes, I do!" I'm an idiot. But you're A LIAR-FUCKING-LIAR.
Let's give the rich a tax cut by hurting shoppers, seniors, teachers, and anyone who isn't already rich.
Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.
You mean to say this rising tide will lift yachts higher? That's some tide.
Don't panic. But it seems the Middle East may be ever so slightly ON FIRE.
Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!