Culture

Won’t You Feed The Wonkette Children This War On Christmas Season?

Is your Chanukah gelt burning a hole in your pocket (AND POOR JESUS'S PALMS???)? Do you feel the burning itch to share your Christmas goose, NOT IN A SEX WAY? Have you cracked your fourth bottle of wine, and...

Wingnuts Tell Commie Pope To Get A Brain, Moran

The rightwing freakout over Pope Francis and his betrayal of all good things (unfettered capitalism) continues, and it seems that his address to a joint meeting of Congress doesn't seem to have made them a lot happier, probably because...

Dream Job Alert: Ivanka Trump Is In Search Of An Assistant Editor!

Must have the best words!

Donald Trump Did Comedy About Police Brutality. Why Is No One Laughing?

When even the cops think YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR...it's time to double down, right?

Trump Loves Paul Ryan! Loves Him Under This Bus! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 27, 2017

Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!

Who Should Be In America, This Badass Young #DREAMer Immigrant Woman, Or Rick Santorum?

IDEA: How about we #DeportRickSantorum?

This Is Just A Really Great Cover Of ‘Purple Rain.’ Your Weekly Dance Party!

YOU LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW!

Oklahoma Court Just Fine With Oral Rape, As Long As Victim’s Really, Really Drunk

In a novel bit of legal reasoning, an Oklahoma state appeals court has decided that under Oklahoma law, oral sex with a person who's completely unconscious isn't actually a crime. They're not unsympathetic to victims, no, not at...

Democracy Is Coming To The U.S.A. (Your Tuesday Night OPEN THREAD!)

BRING US YOUR PROTEST SONGS!

For St. Hank Williams’ Feast Day (No It Isn’t), Here Is Your Jambalaya Recipe

Jambalaya is the Louisiana Creole word for "chop suey." This recipe is really about a method more than the specific ingredients. It's perfect for folks who have to work all day and then put food on their families. If you're okay...

Newt Gingrich Wants America To Just Lie Back And Think Of Trumpland

Newt says that in order to fully enjoy the Donald Trump Experience, you just have to "relax and take it."

Fox Doesn’t Find Your Zombie Jesus Jokes Funny, Young Man

Have you heard about the zombies? Zombie Mary and Zombie Joseph and little Zombie Baby Jesus, away in a manger on some dude's lawn in Sycamore Township, Ohio? Yes, the Zombie Nativity Scene is a thing. Quite a thing!...

Five Reasons We Made Up Why Greta Van Susteren Just Peaced Out Of Fox News

Are any of these things true? WE DUNNO.
It wasn't his case, but 9/11

Radicalized FBI Sleeper Cell Probably Led By Rudy Giuliani

Haha, attempted coups are hilarious!

Jason Chaffetz Convinced He’s Got A Face You’d Have To Be *Paid* To Not To Love

You are all jealous! Jason Chaffetz looks good!

Fox Jerks So Glad That Nice Hurricane Matthew Came And Made It Harder For Dems To Vote

Stuart Varney and Tucker Carlson say Democrats won't bother to vote in a storm, because they are lazy.