Wingnut Superlawyer Larry Klayman Sues All The Black People, For Being Scary And Mean

Have you been in an accident? On the job or in your car? Was that accident caused by black people mentioning that racism still exists?

Racist Pizza Guy To Spend More Time Thinking About What He’s Done

We are sure he will be very happy spending time with his money!

Annoy Your Friends And Help Wonkette Without Even Getting Your Pocket Picked (This Time)

Hey, what's going on with our hot shit card game, Elections of US America Election: The Card Game? It still needs more money! Am I asking you for money (this time)? Oddly, no! (But you can still give us...

What Disgusting ‘Food’ Stuffs Are Sports Stadiums Shoving Into Your Faces Today?

Major League Baseball released its list of stadium foods last Thursday, and we have only one question: who the hell let Guy Fieri design every ballpark food in America? In their quest to push the boundaries of stadium food science,...

IDEA: How About Sean Spicer Shut His Fucking Mouth About Jews Forever?

Who among us hasn't accidentally denied the Holocaust OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NONE OF US HAVE DONE THAT.
So there.

Wonkette’s Unsolicited Advice For How Hillary Clinton Should Debate Donald Trump, You Are Welcome!

Can Hillary unhinge Donald? Doesn't he come pre-unhinged?

Counter-Counterpoint: Okay Fine, Hillary Did Great, Please Don’t Hurt Me

This is a follow-up to my less-than-favorably received post yesterday, where I argued that Hillary Clinton didn’t win the debate the night before, so much as Donald Trump lost it. This post is part mea culpa, part still, don’t...

Chuck Todd Figures Out Thing

This is why he has one of the highest paying jobs in TV news.

BREAKING: Joe Biden To Announce He Is Running For President, Or The Opposite Of That

Vice President Joe "Old Handsome Joe Biden" Biden is running for president, y'all! Or maybe not! Some sources who are "close to Biden" or "familiar with the discussion" or "want some attention, please" or "have two legs, two arms,...

A Brief Intermission To Yell At You About Bagels

This is not a bagel. This abomination, this dis-gusting acid-tripped creation that is bready and round and has a hole in it? It is not -- no way, nope, no how -- a bagel. Let's be clear about that. Rainbow Bagels –...
He's kind of a pussy.

So You Want To Be A Journalist In Donald Trump’s America?

Did you hear about the great Secret Service/TIME magazine journalist kerfuffle-squabble-foofaraw at Monday's Donald Trump rally at Radford University in Virginny? It was intense! There were Black Lives Matter protesters, saying protests! A journalist named Chris Morris wanted to get...

Donald Trump, Pope Francis HAAAATE You

Also, the pope joked about how Donald Trump is fat. He is only human, after all.

Twitchy Idiots SO MAD Obama Keeps Not Losing Jobs Over And Over And Over And Over And

The Obama administration announced recently that for the all the months in a row, more jobs have been created in America than destroyed. This is good news, wouldn't you say? Then you are not the rage-virus monkeys at Twitchy,...

Trump Spying On U.S. Spies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 16, 2017

Trump goes to war with spies, ICE goes after DREAMers, and Clarence Thomas's wife, Ginni Thomas, wants to protest hipster protesters! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Fucks Himself Live On Twitter: A Play In Three Acts

Have we mentioned that Donald Trump is an ignoramus? Like, in the last ten minutes?