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Spicey To Save Time Today By Skipping Presser And Punching Himself In Face

Spokesdick Sean Spicer mansplains body language to Urban Reporter Lady. Sean is Bad, and He Should Feel Bad.

Maxine Waters Too Badass To Waste Time On Bill O’Reilly’s Ignorant Ass Shit

MAXINE WATERS IS FINISHED WITH YOU, BILL O'REILLY, THEREFORE YOU NO LONGER EXIST.

Mike Pence Can’t Promise Not To Fuck Every Woman He Sees

Mike and Karen Pence are assholes. SURPRISE!
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Knows Ladies Get Their Periods, Unlike Robots, Who Aren’t Gross Like That

Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!

The Weakest, Saddest, Most Hilarious Donald Trump Is EMO DONALD TRUMP

Hey look, it's your open thread, and it's also a funny song about Donald Trump!
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Bill O’Reilly Thinks He Has Room To Talk About Maxine Waters’s Hair

Surely he'll falafel about this later.

Johnny Rotten Says Trump Isn’t Racist, Republicans Declare Themselves Punk Rock

Well, to give him credit, at least Richard Hell didn't say it first.

Putin Just Sent Your New Boyfriend To Jail Again. HELLO, NEW BOYFRIEND.

Russian opposition guy is hot. Will continue to be hot IN JAIL.

Trump’s Crazy EPA Guy? He’s FAR TOO SANE! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 28, 2017

Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.

Obama Speechwriter Calls CNN A Dumb Dick To Its Face, And It Is BAD. ASS.

Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday!

Little Girls Tried To Wear Leggings On A Plane, Till United Got All Up In Their Businesses

Sorry, United, leggings are totally appropriate plane attire.

Maureen Dowd Writes Good Thing

Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?

Trump Loves Paul Ryan! Loves Him Under This Bus! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 27, 2017

Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: That Nazi Angela Merkel Just Doesn’t Understand The Superior White Race

So here's a new one: A white supremacist who doesn't like Nazis. Our comments section gets the best visitors!