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Joe Arpaio Pretty Sad Trump Pardoned Him, Since That Means He’s GUILTY

Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.

North Carolina Done Trying To Inspect Your Pieces While You Poop: A Nice Time!

Turns out, picking on transgender people is BAD FOR BUSINESS!

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

We Think Alex Jones May Be Confused About What A ‘Drag Queen’ Is

THIS IS THE NEW BEST ALEX JONES VIDEO EVER.
Just look up 'Backpfeifengesicht'

Tony Perkins Knows Soldiers Wouldn’t Sext Ladies Their Dicks If There Weren’t All These Queers Around

Is there ANYTHING these motherfuckers won't blame on the gays?

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Nice Time! School Named For Loser Traitor Jefferson Davis To Be Renamed For Patriot Barack Obama

A majority-black school in Mississippi wasn't too into being named after a guy who fought a war to keep black people enslaved.

ROY MOORE NOT GONNA LET YOU FOOSBALL MENS BREAK FLAG LAW!

Disgraced former Alabama Supreme Court idiot Roy Moore has thoughts on the 'rule of law.' Stop giggling, you.

Worried About Leftists Running Imaginary Pedophile Rings? Don’t Kill Your Dad Over It!

Lane Davis made YouTube videos accusing 'leftists' of being pedophiles, then (allegedly) stabbed his father to death for being a 'leftist,' and obviously a pedophile.

Alex Jones Trucker Speed Does A Body Good, If Your Body Likes EATING LEAD

If you get lots of lead in your system, maybe you can repel bullets! (Not a Science Fact)

Trump Reddit Assholes Feeling Triggered By All This ‘Me Too’ Business!

Participants in Reddit's The_Donald say if women didn't want to be sexually harassed or assaulted, they could just carry guns.

Poor People: Still Not Stupid. Fox News: Still Very Stupid.

Can we please ban Fox News from ever talking about poor people ever again, maybe pull their license?

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.