Spokesdick Sean Spicer mansplains body language to Urban Reporter Lady. Sean is Bad, and He Should Feel Bad.
MAXINE WATERS IS FINISHED WITH YOU, BILL O'REILLY, THEREFORE YOU NO LONGER EXIST.
Mike and Karen Pence are assholes. SURPRISE!
Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.
James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017
Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!
Hey look, it's your open thread, and it's also a funny song about Donald Trump!
Surely he'll falafel about this later.
Well, to give him credit, at least Richard Hell didn't say it first.
Russian opposition guy is hot. Will continue to be hot IN JAIL.
Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.
Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday!
Sorry, United, leggings are totally appropriate plane attire.
Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?
Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!
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