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Does Yr Wonket like to cram things down your throat? Yes! Yr Wonket DOES like to cram things down your throat! Delicious things. Here are some of them:

Delicious Recipes From Ancient American Congressional Wives

Most Americans today completely ignore politics and Congress, and most of those who follow the stuff very intensely are, you know, insane, and the only "congressional recipe" America's Abused Liberals know about is the Larry Craig "super tuber," which...
Suddenly that gas price no longer indicates how old this photo is!

Let Us Now Praise Famous K-Lo Recipes: Carcass Stuffed With 10 Hamburgers

Important National Review Online pundit Kathryn Jean Lopez only really gets excited twice a year: When she makes up another excuse to get people to send her a bunch of porn, and when Thanksgiving comes around so she can...
Bowl of Warm

Shepherd’s Pie. Seasonal Food For Un-Seasonable Weather

Shepherd's pie to warm you up. Oh, you're already warm? THANKS AL GORE.

Spinach Pie Is For Lovers, Probably, Why Not

I became a vegetarian when I was 18. My eldest sister had taken up the cause years before, so the conversion wasn't a radical step. It was another way to define myself as I started out on my own,...
OH YEAH BABY EAT IT

Here’s Your Wonkette Christmas Menu, To Put Inside Your Face

Happy Christmas Eve, elves and lady elves, are you in the mood for Wonkette to cram your throatholes with goodness? Then let's get our shopping lists ready so we can prepare the traditional Wonkette Christmas Feast, which has been...
Jam! Outdoors! Outdoor jam!

Lather Up Your Sexy 4th Of July Body With These Homemade JAMS!

Is your 4th of July hot, steamy and patriotic? Cool your body off with some nice summer JAM! This recipe was originally published here, but now it is here! Enjoy! Are you sick and tired of buying factory made jam?...

Nancy Reagan’s Thanksgiving Offering: Monkey Bread!

Whatever the hell "monkey bread" might be -- something racist, we assume -- it was the thing pill-popping anorexic Nancy Reagan was known to "cook," at Thanksgiving or whatever. For America, and for Ronnie! Delight the people at the...

Our Friends At Penzeys To Paul Ryan: You’ve Got To Be Kind!

Obamacare stories AND stuffed lamb meatballs? Thanks, friends at Penzeys!

It’s Meatball Day! HAHAHA No, Not Trump’s Sad Brain. Meatballs For Eatin’!

I make these once a year, because I am lazy and they have like THREE STEPS. Who wants to make a dinner that takes THREE STEPS? Not me that is who!

Wingnuts Will Never Forgive Michelle Obama For Outlawing Bacon Sundaes In Schools

Michelle Obama, Queen First Lady of our hearts, has long cared deeply about America's obesity crisis, particularly among kids. How have right-wingers been dicks to her about it over the years? Let us count the ways. First, some quick backstory....

Bigot Diners Take Brave Stand Against Server They Wrongly Assume Is A Dang Foreigner

Another day, another weird freaking couple deciding to take a stand by refusing to tip the server who just spent an hour or so of her time waiting on them. Adam Dart and his wife were dining at Jess’ Lunch...

Celebrate The Feast Day Of St. Zita, Patron Saint Of Servers, By Flipping Off A Customer

Did you know today, April 27, is the feast day of St. Zita, Patron Saint of waiters and waitresses? We did not, but let us celebrate it together! Given that I'm Jewish, I had to go look up Catholic traditions...

Stories Of Elderly Restaurant Customers And The Havoc They Caused

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got stories of the trials and tribulations of the elderly in restaurants (many of which are...

Spread ‘Em: Break Out The Summer Jams

Are you sick and tired of buying factory made jam? Good, me too. Abandon your jars of unnatural concentrates and throw away the shackles of commercially prepared pectin! We are going to make our own jams! It’s August, when the...
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Celebrate St. Vincent De Paul With Some Charity And His Favorite Cocktail

It's the feast day of St. Vincent de Paul, a French priest whose legacy of charity and education continues today. He was born into a poor family, but his parents recognized his intellectual capabilities and sold some livestock to send him...