Does Yr Wonket like to cram things down your throat? Yes! Yr Wonket DOES like to cram things down your throat! Delicious things. Here are some of them:
Happy Easter, for those who celebrate it, whether as the Festival of Zombie Christ, or in accordance with earlier traditions! For those who don't, Happy Weekend! To those who do neither Easter nor Weekends, uh, Hi? I hope your...
Something familiar, comforting, spiced with tears of rage.
Gotta keep your brain strong to deal with this crazy.
If we teach MRAs how to make sammiches themselves, perhaps they can become productive citizens again.
Thanks to government regulation of coal plants, tuna is less bad for you now! Let's eat them!
I make these once a year, because I am lazy and they have like THREE STEPS. Who wants to make a dinner that takes THREE STEPS? Not me that is who!
Shepherd's pie to warm you up. Oh, you're already warm? THANKS AL GORE.
We now live under an administration that derides modernity in all things. Education should be guided by Bronze Age mythology. Settled medical consensus is rejected in favor of lies and poorly constructed, misleading arguments regarding the side effects and...
Put this easy, delicious beef stew on heavy rotation!
OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...
Wanna win the war? You'll need some brain food!
Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.
Are you ready for Pinkham's meat?
OK, so the War On Christmas Season 2016 is over. FINALLY! You're done with the ultimate orgy of consumerism, and with spending half the day in the kitchen making some sort of extravagant meal you only attempt once or...
HAPPY HOLIDAY DRINKING!
Oh what is this deliciousness?