Rachel Maddow And Lawrence O’Donnell Walk You Through Your Week … Wait It’s Only Wednesday?

Until whatever breaks at 5:30 p.m., this is your OPEN THREAD.

Video Proves Fake Democrats Better Than Real Republicans

America is still recovering from last week's CNBC Republican Debate Night Shart Explosion -- which was, as we have explained, not bad for the reasons Republicans think, but because CNBC sucks at life. So maybe we should all fall into the...

Only Fun Nice Posts For Your Post-Election Weekly Top Ten!

How you gonna soothe your battered heart today? HOW ABOUT SOME BABY PICTURES?

Alex Jones Pulls Video Urging Fans To Investigate ‘Pizzagate’ After Fan ‘Investigated’ It With A Gun

Alex Jones never told his wackaloon fans listeners to go look for kidnapped children at a Washington DC pizzeria, except for when he did.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 16, 2016.

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Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
Why does anyone care about permafrost? You can always get a touch-up at the salon.

Fox News Tells Obama To Go Be A Weather Girl If He’s So Worried About Climate

Barack Obama may be visiting the Arctic this week to call attention to climate change -- even though self-appointed Alaska spokestwit Bristol Palin told him to stay away -- but Fox News is not impressed with a bunch of dumb stories...

Sucks How Secret CIA Spy Anderson Cooper Plans To Rig Second Debate For Hillary Clinton

Guess this is just what happens when you allow the world to be ruled by Obama's Army of Beyoncés. :(

Anti-Vaccine Film Safely Removed From Robert De Niro’s Ass

Welcome back to the cheaters, rapscallions, and assorted flim-flammers alike. It's time once more for the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we have a double dose of dumb-dumbs being extra diddly-dumb about vaccines. Do vaccines cause autism? Still nope!...

Money Makes the World Go Around! Wonkagenda for Friday, December 16, 2016

Obama's calling the cyber police, Trump's cabinet is full of cash, and Army brass is a little touchy-feely. Your morning news brief!

On The Road Again! Your Open Thread!

Mission Not Even Close To Accomplished.

Bernie Would Have Won! Hillary Is A Criminal! Wonkette’s A Shill, And DNC Cheated!

It's like that movie where there are no laws for just one night, whatever that was called. Oh right, 'The Purge.'

Wonkagenda: September 14, 2016

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Mick Mulvaney? He’s This Dick. Your Wonkagenda For Wed., May 3, 2017

Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!

Scott Brown Too Sexy To Have Sex-Harassed Anyone, According To Scott Brown

Andrea Tantaros, she is a jerk, and she hates feminism. But that doesn't mean she doesn't get the benefit of our feminist foremothers fighting for things like "making it so you can sue when your jerk boss makes you...

Ted Cruz’s Ad Looks Just Like SNL’s Fake Ads, Except Terrible, Not Funny

Ted Cruz continues his unprovoked war of aggression against American popular culture tonight with his campaign's alleged tribute to Saturday Night Live's fake ads. We have some bad news and some good news: The bad news is that it...