Trump Knows What Happened In Niger And It Is Did You Know He Went To Wharton?

We're pretty sure Trump thinks he KILLED IT in Wednesday's press conference.

Jeff Sessions Wants The Cops To Steal Your Stuff!

Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!

Did Bill O’Reilly Beat His Ex-Wife For Catching Him Having Phone Sex?

According to his ex-wife, he most certainly did. Your gross and horrible Open Thread.


Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Tucker Carlson Unsure If Witches Are Legally Allowed To Cast Spells On Donald Trump

To be fair, the only thing he's sure about is that black people scare him.

Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Did Comedy About Police Brutality. Why Is No One Laughing?

When even the cops think YOU'VE GONE TOO's time to double down, right?

Your James Comey Firing Shitshow! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 10, 2017

Comey on everyone's lips, more about James Comey, and some stories about James Comey. Your morning news brief!

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

Republican Candidates Trying To Fill Ben Carson-Shaped Hole In Their Hearts

Uh oh, it's a day in 2016, which means it's time for the remaining GOP candidates to come together for spiteful purposes, infecting our television sets and Commodore 64 computers with bile and derp. Yes, we mean like in...

Donald Trump Gives Self Credit For Most Exciting Oscars Screw-Up Ever, Because Of Course He Does

And Breitbart is just the outlet to get an Oval Office interview about it! Also, your Open Thread!
He seems nice

‘Muslim Free’ Gun Shop Owner Saves Florida From Jihad With Classy 9/11 Sale

We have to hand it ("it" being a flaming bag of dog poop) to Andrew Hallinan, the proprietor of Florida Gun Supply, who back in July took the opportunity to cash in on the murders of five military men...

Mitch McConnell IS NOT A Cry Baby! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 22, 2017

Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Love-Gushing Over Hillary Clinton Is Bestest Thing You’ll See All Day!

Sounds like this Donald Trump guy thinks Hillary Clinton should be in the White House!