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GOP Murders Ethics Office, Wonder Why! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 3, 2016.

The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 10, 2016

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Turns Out The ‘God’s Not Dead’ Folks Not So Holy After All, Probably Going Straight To Hell

They may have stolen their plot from Michael Landon's son, and that is a violation of the 8th commandment.
How is this helping the war effort? IT ISN'T!

Barack Obama Records 15 Minutes Of Science Teevee. WHY ISN’T HE KILLING ISIS???

a href="http://wonkette.com/580555/girl-scouts-show-obama-science-projects-he-did-not-build"One of the nice things the White House does every year is its Science Fair, which is usually good for some nifty videos of Barack Obama playing with a marshmallow cannon or meeting adorable Super Girl Scouts who...
Fame and fortune except the fortune part.

I, Also Too, Would Like To Tell You A Story About Wonkette

Yes, we are still fundraising, because it's like a FUNDRAISING DRIVE, where we keep fundraising!
Next: Unleash the Precious Moments figurines!

Sean Hannity Buys Art Masterpiece For Donald Trump, Just As Classy As Anything Else Trump Owns

Maybe the Trump Foundation's portraits of Donald can be collected at the White House, too!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 13, 2016

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Dana Perino So Sad George Bush Blamed For 9/11 Attack That Never Even Happened

Dana Perino, current Fox Blonde and former spokestwit for President Dubya, is none too happy that people are saying means about her boyfriend George. On Fox New's "The Five," she and four other Fox Morons discussed how unfair it is that...

DYING To Know About TrumpCare? Wonkagenda For Tuesday, November 29, 2016

The health care you have, the health care you'll probably lose, and the AP's new rule for how to describe racists (as 'racists'!). Your daily news brief!

Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016

Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!
He seems nice!

Milo Quits Breitbart To Spend More Time Giggling About Pedo Sex

How the 'mighty' have fallen!

China Finally Gives Donald Trump The Huge Cock He’s Always Wanted

Look at the size of that thing.
It's not the Bilberberger that'll get you. It's the secret sauce. Which is made of PEOPLE!

These Are The Sad People Alex Jones Is Manipulating To Do Evil

Hopefully somebody will sue Jones very soon, the miserable psychopath.

Comey, Come Out To Play-ay! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 15, 2017

Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!
Big Sister Is Watching You

Dinesh D’Souza’s ‘Hillary’s America’ Turns Your Angry Wingnut Uncle’s Emails Into A Movie

We watched Dinesh D'Souza's latest movie so you won't have to.