We're pretty sure Trump thinks he KILLED IT in Wednesday's press conference.
Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!
According to his ex-wife, he most certainly did. Your gross and horrible Open Thread.
Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.
To be fair, the only thing he's sure about is that black people scare him.
Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!
Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.
When even the cops think YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR...it's time to double down, right?
Comey on everyone's lips, more about James Comey, and some stories about James Comey. Your morning news brief!
Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
Uh oh, it's a day in 2016, which means it's time for the remaining GOP candidates to come together for spiteful purposes, infecting our television sets and Commodore 64 computers with bile and derp. Yes, we mean like in...
Those comments we like.
And Breitbart is just the outlet to get an Oval Office interview about it! Also, your Open Thread!
We have to hand it ("it" being a flaming bag of dog poop) to Andrew Hallinan, the proprietor of Florida Gun Supply, who back in July took the opportunity to cash in on the murders of five military men...
Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
Sounds like this Donald Trump guy thinks Hillary Clinton should be in the White House!