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Anna, divorce can be really great. You should try it.

Josh Duggar’s Penis Banned From TLC, Maybe From His Wife Too

There comes a time several times a day when we get an email that says "gross thing about Duggar family, please read." So here's a new development, and it's about the gross "Josh Duggar" character, who is currently serving...

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!

Welcome To Trump Country, Comrade! It’s Kremlin, Montana, Population: YOU!

You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.

Hillary Bros, Really, Please Do Not Slap A Lady

Slapping Bernie supporters is not cute, it's not cool, it's not funny, it's not okay. Wendell Pierce, go directly to jail!

Ivanka Trump’s Unpaid Interns Want To Tell Other Interns How To Live Fabulously Poor

Ivanka Trump keeps domestic slaves to make her website look fancy.

Nobody Gives Donald Trump Credit For Not Wanting To F*ck 12-Year-Old Paris Hilton

Trump DEFINITELY watched Paris's sex tape, even though he's buddies with her family, because Trump is a disgusting pervert.

‘Obama People’ Just Shanked Jeff Sessions! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 2, 2017

Obama squirreled away Russian intel, Jeff Sessions lied under oath, and will Trump kill the Easter Bunny? Your morning news brief!

Ben Shapiro Forgets To Pretend Texas’s Bad Abortion Law Was About Women’s Health

The anti-choice cat comes out of the bag for this Monday Cringefest.

Internet Troll ‘Baked Alaska’ Cries Milky Tears For 8 Hours After Getting Banned From Twitter

Also a bunch of far-right trolls got deverified.
We don't remember seeing this one at all. We must seek it out!

It’s Alive! Mystery Science Theater 3000 Is ALIVE! Your Weekend Nerdout

Happy Sunday Nerding to you all, Wonkers! Hope you are enjoying your weekly powered-down mode interval; as for us, we are toiling away in the snark mines, bringing you nothing but the finest possible nerdstuff, not to mention the...

Wolf Blitzer’s Favorite Prince Songs, Ranked

We all need something to smile about after today's sucky terrible horrible no good very bad news that Prince has gone to join David Bowie in the beglittered, gender-bending celestial choir where the bathrooms are open to everyone and...

The 19 Books Hillary Clinton Should Write Next

Hillary Clinton should write a book every year. One on videogames and one on sports and one on how only she understands The Doors.

Come Dance The Blues With With Us Because David Bowie Has Died

This is not the kind of news you want to wake up to on a Monday morning, or ever, but alas: David Bowie, the infinitely changeable, fiercely forward-looking songwriter who taught generations of musicians about the power of drama, images...
Remain calm. Everything is norbal.

What Is This Thing Called Wonket? Is It Mean, Funny, Fake, Or Just ‘Different’? A Guide For Brad

In reply to a reader query, we try to explain what we do here.