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James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!

The Weakest, Saddest, Most Hilarious Donald Trump Is EMO DONALD TRUMP

Hey look, it's your open thread, and it's also a funny song about Donald Trump!
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Bill O’Reilly Thinks He Has Room To Talk About Maxine Waters’s Hair

Surely he'll falafel about this later.

Johnny Rotten Says Trump Isn’t Racist, Republicans Declare Themselves Punk Rock

Well, to give him credit, at least Richard Hell didn't say it first.

Obama Speechwriter Calls CNN A Dumb Dick To Its Face, And It Is BAD. ASS.

Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday!

Maureen Dowd Writes Good Thing

Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?

Trump Loves Paul Ryan! Loves Him Under This Bus! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 27, 2017

Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!

Poll: Over Half Of American Men Think They Don’t Benefit From Birth Control, Are SO DUMB

Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.

Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016

Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!

This Former CIA Chief Dude Is A Goddamn Psychic, Like OH HEY MISS CLEO!

Ex-CIA chief Michael Hayden predicted the direction of Team Trump's 'WIRE TAPP' whining this past weekend, before it happened!

GOP Senators Gush Over Gorsuch. Wonkagenda For Weds., March 22, 2017

Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!

‘Fox & Friends’ Idiots Do Best Journalism On Comey Hearing, Win One Million Participation Trophies

It's a wonder they haven't won whatever award Bill O'Reilly won.

Abortion Lover Tomi Lahren Half-Fired By Glenn Beck, For Loving Abortion Too Much

Does this mean they are snowflakes now???