The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
Come for the crackpot marital advice, stay for the fat shaming!
TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!
Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!
Coal CEO will SEE YOU IN COURT for making him sadder than the day six guys died in his mine!
What's in double-secret TrumpCare, why SOME Dems hate Nancy Pelosi, and Justin Trudeau is using the 'doughnut strategy' to deal with Trump. Your morning news brief!
No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
What the hell is going on with the White House Press Briefings?
Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!
And that is actually necessary!
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
It's hard to keep a proud neo-Confederate down -- or out of the comments on an article from two years ago.
'All I said was she looked like she could take a dick! It's a compliment!'
Juries are terrible and our justice system is broken.
Last night, two morons decided to attend the thee-ay-ter. It did not go well.