Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.
Mike Cernovich is ready for a makeover. Pity so many people already know who he is.
Trump (finally) becomes President (again), and Devin Nunes and an army of lawyers try to stall Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.
If Maxine Waters Gets To Skip Trump’s Stupid SOTU Address, So Do We: Your Wonkette Non-SOTU Non-Liveblog!
Fuck that shit. Let's watch movies together!
Tim Allen And Adam Carolla To Produce Searing Documentary About Their Own Irrelevance In Modern America
It is a sad and tragic tale about how unfair it is that college students don't think they're funny anymore.
We are through the rabbit's looking glass, people.
Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.
Let's bring back the XFL, because it was so AWESOME the first time!
Portland, Bend, Reno, And Long Beach, CA, It Is Your Turn To Host The Get Out Of Montana Wonkette Winter World Tour!
It's Spring Break right? Well it is FOR US!
Thank goodness Donald Trump doesn't have a history of overreacting to the smallest insult.
Wonkette Breathlessly Awaiting Chris Cillizza’s Analysis Of Today’s Hillary Clinton And Steve Wynn Stories
Ten bucks he figures out a way to blame both stories on Hillary.
Golly, if this isn't an out-of-control metaphor!
Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.
Good God, the GOP is full of shit.