Media/Entertainment

Story Time With Devin Nunes. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 1, 2018

Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.

Mike Cernovich Will Buy Gawker With $500K He Doesn’t Have, Jizz All Over It

Mike Cernovich is ready for a makeover. Pity so many people already know who he is.

Much SOTU. Very President. Bigly Words. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 31, 2018

Trump (finally) becomes President (again), and Devin Nunes and an army of lawyers try to stall Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Tim Allen And Adam Carolla To Produce Searing Documentary About Their Own Irrelevance In Modern America

It is a sad and tragic tale about how unfair it is that college students don't think they're funny anymore.

Oh Hi Julian Assange, What Are Your ‘Other Channels’ For Snuggling With Sean Hannity?

We are through the rabbit's looking glass, people.

Did You Get That Thing I Sent You? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan 30, 2018

Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.

Vince McMahon Is Here To Save Football For Hetero Patriots And White Jesus

Let's bring back the XFL, because it was so AWESOME the first time!

POLITICS In POP MUSIC? Somebody Fetch Lawrence Welk’s Smelling Salts!

Thank goodness Donald Trump doesn't have a history of overreacting to the smallest insult.

Wonkette Breathlessly Awaiting Chris Cillizza’s Analysis Of Today’s Hillary Clinton And Steve Wynn Stories

Ten bucks he figures out a way to blame both stories on Hillary.

Guggenheim Won’t Loan Trump A Van Gogh, But Has Solid Gold Shitter To Spare

Golly, if this isn't an out-of-control metaphor!

Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018

Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.