Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!
On Wednesdays we wear black tights.
A shocking tale of terrifying budget statistics.
Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!
Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.
Pretending to grab a woman's breasts as she sleeps? That's not OKAY.
Also a bunch of far-right trolls got deverified.
THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.
We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.
Congratulations, Trump Judicial Pick/Ghosthunter Brett Talley! You Are Wonkette’s Sexiest Man Alive!
Oh, like this is any weirder than Blake Shelton!
What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?
Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
This has to be rock bottom. It has to be, right?
Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!
Don’t Worry Your Pretty Heads, Sex Harassers Who Lost Your Jobs: Mel Gibson Is In A Christmas Comedy
You'll be fine, Weinstein and Spacey and Wieseltier and maybe even Roy Moore! Just kidding, DEFINITELY Roy Moore!