Media/Entertainment

Relax! Mister Rogers Is Not Trending For Anything Bad!

It's just the 50th anniversary of the show.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Gun. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 19, 2018

Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!

2018 Midterm Madness: Democrats In Texas’ 7th Shooting Rockets Up John Culberson’s Lazy Ass.

John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.

Just Donald Trump Raw-Dogging A Playboy Model, Sorry About Your Lunch

Trump never wore a bathrobe. Also never had sex with all those women.

Nation’s Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn’t About Guns

A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection

Senate Gives Dreamers ICE Nightmares. Wonkagenda For Friday, Feb. 16, 2018

The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.
Don't expect a Wonkette review any time soon

How One Man Fought And Beat The System To Give Money To Wonkette AGAINST ALL ODDS!

With your help, Wonkette, like the Devil, WILL LIVE FOREVER.

New York Times Hires And Fires Nazi-Friend-Having Lady

The op-ed columns are out of control.

Portland And Spokane, We Gon Pizza And Beer You!

Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!

Happy Valentine’s From Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb 14, 2018

Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!

Get Ready For The Food Riots! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 13, 2018

Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.

Fox News Art Critics So Mad Official Obama Portraits Are Pictures Of Black People

Is it even art if it isn't covered with a bunch of gold and shit?

White House: No No No, Trump Was Defending The *Rapist* Not The *Wife-Beater*!

They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.

When Devin Nunes STOPS BEING POLITE And *Also* STOPS BEING REAL.

Devin's got his own fake news outlet now, and it's also rude as fuck!

Trump Defends Wife Beaters. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 12, 2018

Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!

2018 Midterm Madness: Russia-Loving Rohrabacher Can’t Surf His Way Out This Time.

For the first time in his political career, Dana Rohrabacher is completely fucked.