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Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!
John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.
Trump never wore a bathrobe. Also never had sex with all those women.
A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection
The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.
With your help, Wonkette, like the Devil, WILL LIVE FOREVER.
The op-ed columns are out of control.
Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!
Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!
Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.
Is it even art if it isn't covered with a bunch of gold and shit?
They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.
Devin's got his own fake news outlet now, and it's also rude as fuck!
Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!
For the first time in his political career, Dana Rohrabacher is completely fucked.