Media/Entertainment

Trump’s Backdoor Action. Gross. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 20, 2017

Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!

Wingnut Radio Host Accuses Al Franken Of Stalking Her … With MATH!

A shocking tale of terrifying budget statistics.

Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017

Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!

The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :(

Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.

You Broke My Heart, Franken

Pretending to grab a woman's breasts as she sleeps? That's not OKAY.

Internet Troll ‘Baked Alaska’ Cries Milky Tears For 8 Hours After Getting Banned From Twitter

Also a bunch of far-right trolls got deverified.

Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017

THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.

Tone Of Alabama Senate Race Elevated By Lenny Jewenstein Jewy Jew Robocall, L’Chaim! God Bless You!

We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.

Congratulations, Trump Judicial Pick/Ghosthunter Brett Talley! You Are Wonkette’s Sexiest Man Alive!

Oh, like this is any weirder than Blake Shelton!

Meet Roy Moore Lawyer ‘Trenton.’ Trenton Just Chewed His Own Dick Off On MSNBC. Oh, Trenton!

What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?

Goodbye MAGA Doug, Rootin’-Tootinest Trump Troll In The Whole Wide World

Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?

Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017

EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Explains Roy Moore Only Wanted To Fuck Kids Because He Was A Democrat

This has to be rock bottom. It has to be, right?

Trump’s Good Boy Jeff Sessions Gone Lock Her Up. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 14, 2017

Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!

Don’t Worry Your Pretty Heads, Sex Harassers Who Lost Your Jobs: Mel Gibson Is In A Christmas Comedy

You'll be fine, Weinstein and Spacey and Wieseltier and maybe even Roy Moore! Just kidding, DEFINITELY Roy Moore!