Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
NOW IS THE BASEBALL CAP OF OUR DISCONTENT. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!
Why is Internet Giant Snopes.com having to Gofundme its operating expenses? We read the lawsuit so you don't have to!
Jason Chaffetz is starting out his Fox News gig with a bang AND a whimper!
Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.
Read this comic and be free of sin! Or at least be one very amused sinner.
Sean Hannity is not a well man. Muse upon it, in this, your OPEN THREAD!
How is today different from all other days? Spicer out, a new sheriff in the comms department, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders turning on the idiot box!
Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
We're not saying that Maggie Haberman slips POTUS a mickey before these interviews...but we're not NOT saying it either!
John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief.
You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.
Chris Cillizza did a Reddit AMA. It went like you'd imagine.
Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!