Journamalism

Dead Breitbart Knows One Weird Trick To Make Ad Revenue Disappear FOR GOOD

Dead Breitbart's Home For Wingnut Welfare Moms and Deadbeat Dads has a SAD.

Trump Pisses Off Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda for Oct. 4, 2017

Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.

So Did You Hear How A Fake News Story Almost Started A Nuclear War Last Week?

One of these days these fake news stories are going to cause trouble. More trouble. Like, bad trouble.

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Can You Hack Up Words As Stupid As Camille Paglia? A Contest!

Readers, it's time for a group project! Camille Paglia, as we all know, is the most insufferably obnoxious writer in the United States of the Entire Universe. As the late great Molly Ivins explained in her seminal piece on...

Sounds Like Anthony Scaramucci Needs To Take His Blue Dresses To The Cleaners

Anthony Scaramucci says New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017, so doesn't that mean Anthony Scaramucci is ... no, he couldn't possibly be saying that!

Politico Writes Dumb Thing About Elizabeth Warren. Shall We Read It, Together?

Politico wrote a very dumb thing about the possibility that Elizabeth Warren may like Hillary Clinton. Imagine that!

Trump Wants You AFRAID. VERY AFRAID. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 5, 2017

Trump's tweeting a storm, President Bannon's secret failure, and Peggy Noonan has some thoughts. Your morning news brief!

Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017

Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!

North Korea Knows A Sexy Tyrant Daddy When It Sees One, Gets It Up For Donald Trump

North Korea likes that sexy tyrant daddy Donald Trump

Kellyanne Conway Needs Our Thoughts And Prayers Right Now, Y’all

Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.

Racist News Anchor Wendy Bell: I Was Fired For Being A White Lady!

Bell claims her comments would not have been considered racist if a black person said them.

Donald Trump Goes Back To The ’70s With His Exciting New Enemies List!

Because doesn't everyone want to be like that groovy hepcat Richard Nixon?
Watch where you point that thing, bub

Infowars’s Alex Jones Says Your Wonkette Is ‘Fake News.’ We Are For Shamed :(

Guy who thinks Hillary Clinton is possessed by *actual demons* calls us, the New York Times, and The Economist 'fake news.' Cool story bro.

Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017

Trump makes a deal, Obamacare repeal crawls back from the grave, and Steve Bannon hates Jesus.