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Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
One of these days these fake news stories are going to cause trouble. More trouble. Like, bad trouble.
Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.
Readers, it's time for a group project! Camille Paglia, as we all know, is the most insufferably obnoxious writer in the United States of the Entire Universe. As the late great Molly Ivins explained in her seminal piece on...
Anthony Scaramucci says New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017, so doesn't that mean Anthony Scaramucci is ... no, he couldn't possibly be saying that!
Politico wrote a very dumb thing about the possibility that Elizabeth Warren may like Hillary Clinton. Imagine that!
Trump's tweeting a storm, President Bannon's secret failure, and Peggy Noonan has some thoughts. Your morning news brief!
Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!
North Korea likes that sexy tyrant daddy Donald Trump
Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.
Bell claims her comments would not have been considered racist if a black person said them.
Because doesn't everyone want to be like that groovy hepcat Richard Nixon?
Guy who thinks Hillary Clinton is possessed by *actual demons* calls us, the New York Times, and The Economist 'fake news.' Cool story bro.
Trump makes a deal, Obamacare repeal crawls back from the grave, and Steve Bannon hates Jesus.
Let's say it together: Lying crapsack.