Journamalism

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!

American Dream Deferred. Wonkagenda for Thurs., August 3, 2017

Trump's unveils his immigration policy, McMaster fires another Flynn spy, the Senate tries to make an Obamacare band-aid.

Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017

Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!

Joe And Mika Finally Catch Whiff Of Autocracy From Trump White House, And It. Is. ADORABLE.

Mika and Joe think pissy, autocratic Trump twit Stephen Miller is a pissy, autocratic little twit.
It's not the Bilberberger that'll get you. It's the secret sauce. Which is made of PEOPLE!

These Are The Sad People Alex Jones Is Manipulating To Do Evil

Hopefully somebody will sue Jones very soon, the miserable psychopath.

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

Fox News Focus Group So Mad They Can’t Do Racism In Public Any More

Shocking news: Republican primary voters are secretly (OK, not-so-secretly) incredibly racist! We're shocked! Are you shocked?! OK, we're not that shocked. You probably forgot about Sausage Golem Frank Luntz and his long, storied career of making shit up for GOP...
Trump can't help it if his reality is yooger and more interesting than anything on record

Donald Trump Rejects Chuck Todd’s 9/11 Reality, Replaces It With His Own

On NBC's Meet the Press Sunday, Donald Trump and host Chuck Todd had a spirited debate about the nature of reality, which left us wishing we could live in an alternative reality in which neither had been born. Todd...
Sharks is confusing!

What If Fox News Didn’t Suck So Much?

For real, it could happen! Would that make you happy or sad?

OMG DRUDGE SIREN Is The DNC Replacing Hillary Clinton? F*ck It Maybe Why Not

Somebody should come up with a thing called Cokie's Law. Oh wait, they already did!

Trump Jr. Can’t Stop Incriminating Himself. Wonkagenda for July 12, 2017

Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.

Senate Grownups Poop On House Intel Committee. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 30, 2017

The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: When He’s Not Lying, Alex Jones Is A Serious Journalist

We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?
This isn't about democracy, this is about politics. Which Democracy doesn't need.

Andrea Tantaros HIRED. A. DUDE. To Write Her Stupid Book About How Bitches Be The Worst

Holy hilarious Friday news, everyone!

Wonkagenda: Friday, October 14, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

O GOD MAKE IT STOP! Your Daily Round Up Of Crazy White House Shit!

Here's your daily Flynnghazi roundup. Because shit is gettin' real!