Journamalism

Cops To Gamergate Victims: Call Back If You Get Shot

NEWSFLASH!!! Women harassed and threatened online!!! Law enforcement advises constant vigilance and voting in midterm elections.

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

You’re All Making Princess Ivanka SO Sad! Wonkagenda for Mon., June 12, 2017

The Senate Intel Committee wants to hear from everyone, DC and Maryland are suing Trump, and Princess Ivanka has a sad. Your morning news brief!

Possible Trump Spox/Daily Mail ‘Reporter’ Celebrates Trump’s Landslide Popular Vote Win!

Just in: If the Daily Mail carried news, it'd be a newspaper.
Field notes: Subject 'Trumpy' issues 'pant-hoot' challenge immediately prior to flinging feces

Trump Shows America How He Will Deport Mexicans, On Live TV!

Donald Trump won himself even more love from the We Hates Foreigns crowd Tuesday as he ignored questions from Univision news anchor Jorge Ramos at a press event, told him to go back where he came from (Univision), and...

Google Pulled Some Shady Shit In Montana, And Now They Have A Violent Asshole Congressman

Oh, did someone forget to not be evil?

Never Mind Jake, It’s Crazytown. Your Wonkagenda For Fri., May 12, 2017

MORE JAMES COMEY, Ted Cruz making CruzCare, and Mika goes off on Kellyanne Conway!

Jake Tapper Disembowels Stephen Miller Then Wipes His Gut Blood On His Face Like In A Horror Movie

Stephen Miller makes us miss the warmth and wit of Anthony Scaramucci.

Meet Trump’s Idiot Lawyer! No, THE OTHER ONE, Who May Have Admitted To Some Justice-Obstructin’!

Trump only hires the best! Unless they tell him to piss off, in which case he hires Marc Kasowitz.

Yes All Men

No part of this discussion will be comfortable, but it is overdue.
Breaking political news to grandchildren is the pits

Badass Sen. Barbara Boxer Has Some Questions About Donald Trump’s Illegal Immigrant Models

Maybe the Department Of Homeland Security might be interested in looking into this!

So Did You Hear How A Fake News Story Almost Started A Nuclear War Last Week?

One of these days these fake news stories are going to cause trouble. More trouble. Like, bad trouble.

SORRY I HAVE BEEN YELLING AT YOU, MILLENNIALS, YOU’RE COOL I GUESS

You were right, I was wrong, and I will be nice to you now. OR WILL I????