Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
Let's see what The Moron Squad is up to! Spoiler Alert: IT IS STUPID!
We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly
Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?
No Donald Trump's lawyer Ty Cobb is not a leaker! Why ever would you ask that?
A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.
Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.
Saddest. Conspiracy theory. Ever.
Sorry, but we are feeling a LITTLE PERSNICKETY.
DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP!
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Why is James O'Keefe attacking this self-important confabulator? He should be recruiting him!
Alex Jones: The Churches Are Doing Cocaine Hookers In Helicopters, So Give All Your Money To Wonkette!
Even a trucker-speed salesman with anger issues and psychosis is right twice a decade!
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
America's Greatest Journalist is pissed off at Hillary Clinton for condemning Harvey Weinstein INCORRECTLY.