Journamalism

Sean Hannity Finally Shuts The Fuck Up About Seth Rich Murder. Thanks, Liberal Fascists!

Sean Hannity is such a mensch. Or maybe a putz. Yeah, that second one.

Melania And Ivanka Trump Show The World What Feminine Power Looks Like

Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Sorry, Hannity: Even Fox News Won’t Stand Behind Lunatic Seth Rich Conspiracy Theory

Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism

Florida: It's not the heat, it's the turgidity.

Montana Republican Doing Some Light Ratfucking In Special Election Because He’s Not Scared At All!

Montana special Congressional election is THIS THURSDAY, May 25. Don't let Gianforte goons tell you different!

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

White House Definitely NOT In Panic Mode About Russia Investigations (Except That They Are)

White House Counsel Don McGahn, a crack legal scholar, has some cracked legal theories!

Trump’s Golden Palace Needs To Protect Its Dick Pics Better

All dick pics are belong to creepy hackers. Thanks, Trump!

A Plan So Dumb And Vindictive *Even Trump’s White House* Said No!

What if the real leaker is Barack Obama?????? It isn't. But if it were??????

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!
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Roger Stone’s #HOTTAKES On Trump-Russia Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

Roger Stone has ideas about the special prosecutor, and they are LOLOLOL!!!

Roger Ailes In Hell Now, Complaining The Broads There Have Ugly Legs

Condolences to his family, etc., but the man really was scum.

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!