Journamalism

Trump’s Crazy EPA Guy? He’s FAR TOO SANE! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 28, 2017

Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.

Maureen Dowd Writes Good Thing

Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?

Trump Loves Paul Ryan! Loves Him Under This Bus! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 27, 2017

Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!

Is Donald Trump Reverse-Gaslighting HIMSELF?

Donald Trump is not crazy, ALL THE REST OF YOU ARE CRAZY.

GOP Senators Gush Over Gorsuch. Wonkagenda For Weds., March 22, 2017

Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!

Abortion Lover Tomi Lahren Half-Fired By Glenn Beck, For Loving Abortion Too Much

Does this mean they are snowflakes now???

TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017

Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!

TrumpCare Stumbles Into The ER. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 16, 2017

Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!
Only the crew knows for sure

OK Everyone, It’s Time To Chill Out About Rachel Maddow RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST

Rachel Maddow sure indeedy did get our attention, didn't she?

Comey, Come Out To Play-ay! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 15, 2017

Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!

Fake News Troll Wants To Write For Wonkette! WE SAID YES!!!!

Poor struggling young James O'Keefe wannabe can't get US on his dildo boat!

‘Fox & Friends’ Morons So Mad At These ‘Anti-Trump’ T-Shirt Slogans, Like GRRRRRR!

We guess t-shirts are 'Anti-Trump' if they say true things. UNFAIR TO THE PRESIDENT!

Paul Ryan Said A Bad About President Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 14, 2017

Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!