Journamalism

Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.

New York Times Hires And Fires Nazi-Friend-Having Lady

The op-ed columns are out of control.

Happy Valentine’s From Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb 14, 2018

Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!

White House: No No No, Trump Was Defending The *Rapist* Not The *Wife-Beater*!

They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.

When Devin Nunes STOPS BEING POLITE And *Also* STOPS BEING REAL.

Devin's got his own fake news outlet now, and it's also rude as fuck!

Trump Defends Wife Beaters. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 12, 2018

Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: I DONT USE CAP LOCKS, I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY BITCH.

Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!

2018 Midterm Madness: Russia-Loving Rohrabacher Can’t Surf His Way Out This Time.

For the first time in his political career, Dana Rohrabacher is completely fucked.

Mike Pence Has This Terrible Pain In All The Diodes Down His Left Side

Let's dispel with this fiction that Mike Pence doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

Vive le Résistance! Wonkagenda for Wed., Feb. 7, 2018

Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!

Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 6, 2018

Democrats write their own memo, the markets are in a nose dive, and Hannity blames Obama for all the bad things. Your morning news brief.