Journamalism

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

White House Definitely NOT In Panic Mode About Russia Investigations (Except That They Are)

White House Counsel Don McGahn, a crack legal scholar, has some cracked legal theories!

Trump’s Golden Palace Needs To Protect Its Dick Pics Better

All dick pics are belong to creepy hackers. Thanks, Trump!

A Plan So Dumb And Vindictive *Even Trump’s White House* Said No!

What if the real leaker is Barack Obama?????? It isn't. But if it were??????

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!
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Roger Stone’s #HOTTAKES On Trump-Russia Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

Roger Stone has ideas about the special prosecutor, and they are LOLOLOL!!!

Roger Ailes In Hell Now, Complaining The Broads There Have Ugly Legs

Condolences to his family, etc., but the man really was scum.

Trump Blesses Coast Guard With Inspirational Speech On His Struggles As A Victim Of The Lamestream Media

As you go forth into the world, you will encounter the FAKE MEDIA WHO ARE SO MEAN TO ME, DONALD TRUMP!!!!

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

Fox Celebrates Comey News With Wall-To-Wall Coverage Of Hillary Murder Fox News Made Up

If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust?

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
Chuck C is a wanted man

Did Someone Give Chuck C. Johnson’s Money-For-Actual-Nazis Website 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS????

Get your wallets, there's gonna be A RAGE GRIFT.
Been a while. We missed this one.

Hillary Clinton Re-Murdered DNC Staffer All Over Again Because Wikileaks. Obviously.

As Team Trump gets into more trouble, get ready to learn more and more about Hillary Clinton's death squads. It's only logical.

At Least Fox News Is *Sorry* For Calling Autistic 10-Year-Old An Entitled Stalking Snowflake

It's good Fox News has apologized for yelling at an autistic little boy. Maybe they should not yell at little kids to begin with?

Trump’s Bodyguard Also Too Very Good At Leaking Everybody’s Secrets!

Guys, they're really just not good at this stuff. Any of it.