Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!
We got a very rude email, and it turned out to be right. Also, God has our email address, but is not the rude one.
On Wednesdays we wear black tights.
Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!
Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.
THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!
We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.
A Lawsplainer Of Roy Moore Lawyer Trent Garmon’s Letter What Makes Threats Real Gooder And Such Like
But Legal Twitter does appreciate the laughs!
What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?
Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?
And the missus is a piece of work, too!
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.
Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!
How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.