Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018

All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.

Can Seth Rich’s Grieving Parents ‘Gawker’ Fox News Out Of Existence?

Fox News, they're even WORSE than you think!

MADISON, Wisconsin, Behold The Mermaid! (The Mermaid Is Wonkette, TONIGHT!)


Trump Just Yammering About Some Made-Up Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 15, 2018

Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.

March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018

Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!

Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.

Betsy DeVos Sprays Stupid-Juice All Over Lesley Stahl In ’60 Minutes’ Interview

Chuck Todd should watch this to see how a journalist does interviews.

Chuck Todd Is Really, Really Butthurt About Trump Calling Him Dirty Cuss Names

Chuck Todd is so upset about Trump calling him a 'sleeping son of a bitch,' he ALMOST committed an act of journalism in response!

A Gun In Every Classroom. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 12, 2018

Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.

Midterm Madness: Illinois 5th, and the Lying, Lady-Punching Douchebag

There's a Wolf in Illinois 5th District, and we're going to flush the son of a bitch out.

Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

We Have Another Example Of Liberal Fascism For Bari Weiss, It Is These Ghosts Haunting Milo Yiannopoulos?

This is all getting so recursive we could just curse.

We Got Your Latest Trump Pee Hooker News RIGHT HERE!

Here's what REALLY happened the night before the Moscow Miss Universe pageant.

Hey, Can Trump Talk To Mueller’s Witnesses? Is That Kosher Or LOL?

New York Times 'sources' say Don McGahn is a *living saint*.