Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!
All hail Joy Reid, destroyer of Trump-loving assclowns!
Let's be better people!
We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.
And God said unto thee: Joy Reid, explain Jesus for this Trump loving jackass who hates poors from shithole countries.
We are SHOCKED to find out Trump might be a dishonest man who cheats on his pregnant wife!
What's dumber than calling other countries a shithole? Parking the Presiderp in front of the Wall Street Journal and letting him talk.
Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!
This man is about as helpful to kids seeking education as our very own cabinet secretary!
Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
Harper's Magazine plans to publish a Katie Roiphe article in their March issue that will out the creator of the Shitty Media Men list.
Again with these alt-right mooks!
Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
Take the L, Stephen Miller.