Journamalism

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

Glenn Beck And Tomi Lahren Face Off In Court, Nation Prays For Meteor To Strike Them Both

The Blaze hired a 24-year-old monkey to sit in a cage and fling poo. It now complains that the monkey threw poo. Meanwhile, the monkey complains about the cage.

Steve Bannon Didn’t Call Jared Kushner A Total Cucking Jew, He Was Talking About GARY!

Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner are GETTING ALONG FINE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

Your Gentle Monthly Reminder To PONY THE FUCK UP TO YR WONKETTE, SONS

COME AND GET YOUR YELLING-AT! Don't forget your wallet!

Trump Denies Demanding Golden Carriage/Shower From Queen Elizabeth. Who You Gonna Believe?

'Trump administration denies...' is our most useful keyboard macro.

Stupid Intercept Idiots Wish Rachel Maddow Would STFU About Trump’s Russia Scandal

Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
Uh, oh, someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Peggy Noonan Wants To Show Steve Bannon Her Pulitzer

They don't give out Pulitzers for just anything!

Oh Fuck Off, Fareed Zakaria

He's very upset liberals don't see Trump as presidential, now that he bombs things.

President Bannon Sleeps With The Fishes. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 14, 2017

The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!

Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!

Bill O’Reilly Going On Vacation At Big Happy Farm Where He Can Run And Play

Did he need a vacay after covering the Falklands?

Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017

MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!

Trump Just Winging It Bigly Now. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 11, 2017

Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!

Peggy Noonan Wins 2017 Pulitzer For Commentary. We’ll Just Let That Sink In.

Hacking. Has to be Russian Hacking. That's the only explanation that makes sense. YOUR OPEN THREAD