Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!
of all the lawyers in the world...
We have solved all our real problems and moved on to the made-up ones
And that is actually necessary!
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
Really, really fucking racist.
This may not match the excitement of 'Al Capone's Vault.' But it will match the excitement of AN OPEN THREAD!!
Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!
The Daily Mail is FAR TOO GOOD for Occam.
Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.
Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!
Press ban? Don't be silly. We're not ruled by autocr... [Kidding! It's your OPEN THREAD]
Trump only hires the best! Unless they tell him to piss off, in which case he hires Marc Kasowitz.
Turns out Vladimir Putin is actually pretty hard done by!
Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!