Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
The Blaze hired a 24-year-old monkey to sit in a cage and fling poo. It now complains that the monkey threw poo. Meanwhile, the monkey complains about the cage.
Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner are GETTING ALONG FINE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
COME AND GET YOUR YELLING-AT! Don't forget your wallet!
'Trump administration denies...' is our most useful keyboard macro.
Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
They don't give out Pulitzers for just anything!
He's very upset liberals don't see Trump as presidential, now that he bombs things.
The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!
Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!
Did he need a vacay after covering the Falklands?
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
Hacking. Has to be Russian Hacking. That's the only explanation that makes sense. YOUR OPEN THREAD