Guys, it's not that Rs are prone to fascism. It's that they're OK with a little fascism to protect America from scary Democrats stealing elections. Big difference!
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
We're living in a dystopian sci-fi novel now. Watch out for C.H.U.D.s.
Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!
The Department of Justice will help cops fight crime by docking their allowance. We wish we were kidding.
One story to raise your blood pressure, and one to reduce it a bit.
Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!
Don't worry, it's "entirely common!"
Trump's unveils his immigration policy, McMaster fires another Flynn spy, the Senate tries to make an Obamacare band-aid.
They let Stephen Miller out of his cage to talk about Trump's new racist immigration proposal. It did not go well.
Paul Ryan made a really good commercial, everyone!
Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.
There's stupid, and then there's Gateway Pundit Stupid.
Trump does Little Donnie's Russian homework, Republicans try to move from healthcare, and Eric Trump tells Hannity about his dad's loads. Your morning news brief.
Why is anyone thrilled that this deportation-happy jerk is getting promoted?
Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!