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Ken Burns Loves The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning: A Wonkette Documentareview!

Of course it's brilliant. Of course you're going to watch it. Here's why.

The Week In Terrible Men: Evil Women Wear Leggings Just To Torment Incels

Men keep being oppressed! Unfair!

Trump, Chuck, And Nancy Have DACA Dinner Date! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 14, 2017

Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!

The 19 Books Hillary Clinton Should Write Next

Hillary Clinton should write a book every year. One on videogames and one on sports and one on how only she understands The Doors.
Surely no one who read the Bible would fight for the wrong side

Peggy Noonan’s Drunk Confederate History

Peggy Noonan has thoughts about honoring Confederate generals. They are pretty stupid thoughts.

Vladimir Putin Pees On Donald Trump, Tells Him It’s Raining

He's just not that into you!

A Country That Hates Workers Celebrates Labor Day

It's Labor Day! Go watch 'Norma Rae' ... Or maybe 'Office Space.'

‘Crying Nazi’ Lawyer Knows What Comedy Is, And It Sounds Exactly Like ‘Mein Kampf’

Cantwell is also encouraging his 'supporters' to 'monitor' his accusers online activities.

That Time In 1964 When Dick Gregory, Peace Be Upon Him, Made The FBI Do Its Damn Job

Why are we marching against Nazis and the KKK in 2017? Here's one reminder.

Texas? What About Taxes? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 31, 2017

Trump already ignores Houston, Kamala Harris is Berning up, and Robert Mueller calls for backup! Your morning news brief!

Dinesh D’Souza Can Now Reveal The Shocking Truth: Nazis Fucked A Lot

Dinesh D'Souza writing about Nazis getting their freak on is the least erotic thing since Sex Machine Dinesh D'Souza himself.

Donald Trump’s Finnish Press Conference Could Have Been Worse. And Then It Was!

Hey, Finland! Wanna trade? We'll throw in Vanky, Jared, Eric, and Deej!