Let's be better people!
There was literally no reason for Chris Matthews to think what he said was at all problematic.
Andrew Sullivan doesn't think women should tell other women if a man removes a condom during sex.
Stupid England! You can't break up with Donald Trump, 'cause HE'S DUMPING YOU FIRST!
What's dumber than calling other countries a shithole? Parking the Presiderp in front of the Wall Street Journal and letting him talk.
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
Kansas clearly needs a lot more square dancing.
Take the L, Stephen Miller.
Spoiler: Roy Cohn never had a sled named 'Rosebud'
South Carolina had exactly zero black Confederate soldiers.
ALL THE BEST WORDS.
Goodbye, Confederate loser traitor statues! Goodbye!
The truth is out there. Or maybe (points to heart) it's IN HERE.
The correct time to talk about our problems is never.
Poppy's got his phone back, and he's got some crazy shit to say!
We have found the Worst Take on Net Neutrality!