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Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter: Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You!

Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'!

David Horowitz Says Lynching Wasn’t Racist, Except Against Whites

Y'all know this fucking Horowitz prick?

Deleted Comments: You Know What Causes School Shootings? Porn And Not Loving The Founders.

In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments.

Idaho GOP Hopeful Thrilled By Prospect Of Executing All The Abortion-Havers

We are informed that this is now the super normal mainstream Republican position.

Martin Luther King Would (DID!) Have A Few Things To Say About American Policing Today

Are things getting better, or are they getting worse? Yes.

Midterm Madness: Devin Nunes Is Treading Water In California’s 22nd.

Devin Nunes carries more water for Trump than the farmers in California's 22nd District.

Senate Sunday: For Ohio, Sherrod Brown Burns Brighter Than The Cuyahoga River. Wait, Let’s Rephrase That…

Sorry, Ohio, but you're never going to live down that Randy Newman song. Deal.

Secretary Of Defense ‘Diamond And Silk’ Explains How Hillary Clinton Gave Russia Its First Nukes Ever, In 2010

What? They are not the Secretary of Defense yet? Give Trump time.

A Fucking Bible Lesson About Throwing Stones For Dumbass Trumper Rent-A-Pastor Greg Locke

WONKETTE GONNA TAKE YOU TO BIBLE TOWN NOW.

Who Wants To Repeal The Second Amendment? Wonkette Raises Both Hands!

A sentence that determines our laws shouldn't be as open to interpretation as Ophelia's flower speech.
Screw the cookies. I want the Foreign Relations Committee

Torture’s Back, So Liz Cheney Called Rand Paul A Terrorist Symp (UPDATED)

The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

Midterm Madness: Illinois 5th, and the Lying, Lady-Punching Douchebag

There's a Wolf in Illinois 5th District, and we're going to flush the son of a bitch out.

Local Man Pretty Sure There Are AT LEAST 1,000 Naked Lady Pictures In The World

Letters to the editor say the darnedest things!

Deleted Comments: From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee! I Will Never Stop Until Wonkette Debates Me!

The 2nd Amendment is the law of the land, so protesting guns is treason. Cool story, bro.