History Facts

Hey! Anyone Remember The 85,000 Other Times Chris Matthews Said Some Messed Up Things?

There was literally no reason for Chris Matthews to think what he said was at all problematic.

Yes, Andrew Sullivan, It’s Worse To Remove A Condom During Sex Than It Is To Be A Commie

Andrew Sullivan doesn't think women should tell other women if a man removes a condom during sex.

Beta Cuck Trump Cancels England Trip Because He’s Scared, Blames Black Guy Obviously

Stupid England! You can't break up with Donald Trump, 'cause HE'S DUMPING YOU FIRST!

Trump Disproves Dementia Concerns By Shouting ‘WALL’ At WSJ Reporter For Three Straight Hours

What's dumber than calling other countries a shithole? Parking the Presiderp in front of the Wall Street Journal and letting him talk.

Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

Here Is Some Crazy Racist Marijuana News For A Change And Surprise!

Kansas clearly needs a lot more square dancing.

Who Was Roy Cohn And Why Hath He Forsaken Donald Trump? Apart From Being Dead And All.

Spoiler: Roy Cohn never had a sled named 'Rosebud'

South Carolina GOPers’ Plan To Honor ‘Black Confederate Soldiers’ Thwarted By Lack Thereof

South Carolina had exactly zero black Confederate soldiers.

Something Delightful Happened In Memphis Last Night

Goodbye, Confederate loser traitor statues! Goodbye!
It's an autograph card for Andrea Libman, who does both voices.

We’re Not Saying Harry Reid Is A Space Alien, But…

The truth is out there. Or maybe (points to heart) it's IN HERE.
That bridge sucked anyway.

Amtrak Derails In ‘Mass Casualty.’ But It’s Too Soon To Talk About Infrastructure

The correct time to talk about our problems is never.

This Trump Tweet Is A Goddamn Masterpiece

Poppy's got his phone back, and he's got some crazy shit to say!

Hot Take From Idiot: We Must Destroy Net Neutrality Because Internet Destroyed … Blockbuster Video?

We have found the Worst Take on Net Neutrality!