Culture Wars

Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Breitbart With The Important Question: Who Is A Jew?

David Horowitz writes at Dead Breitbart that Bill Kristol is a 'Renegade Jew.' What could possibly go wrong?

All The Fuckery They Think They Can Get Past Us In Alabama

You didn't think they were actually just going to let people vote, did you? Bless your heart!

Deleted Comments: Hey, Did You Know Al Franken Is Jewish? Like, Really, REALLY Jewish!

Not only that, but Roy Moore, is surprisingly like Mick Jagger. We are not making that up.

Ooh! Wanna Send Your Teens To Arranged Marriage Camp With Some Quiverfull Duggar Types?

Quiverfull patriarch Vaughn Ohlman presents a thrilling three day retreat where you can pick out a spouse for your teenage kid!

Russia Tried To Start A Black ‘War On Christmas,’ And IT. WAS. ADORABLE.

Russia tried to incite a black people War on Christmas. Vlad fail!
We dunno.

Bigots Joining Together To Preemptively Discriminate Against Yucky Homosexuals

This time, it's an evangelical lady in Colorado who doesn't want to build websites for gross queer weddings.

Surprise! No One Wants The Brock Turner Judge On Their Sexual Assault Case!

Somehow they think Judge Aaron Persky might be a tad biased!

Trump Reddit Assholes Feeling Triggered By All This ‘Me Too’ Business!

Participants in Reddit's The_Donald say if women didn't want to be sexually harassed or assaulted, they could just carry guns.
You want traditional? We got yer traditional right here, Mac

Wholesome American Guts: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2015

We began posting this Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs and Gus Van Sant back in 2006, and a lot of things have changed since then. The deadpan list of Bloody American Triumphs is as relevant as ever in...
Headless Jesus welcomes you to Heaven, ghost eagle!

Wonkette’s Annual Children’s Treasury Of Terrible 9/11 Art

Every year on this rotten day, we repeat this beloved 9/11 feature, sort of like how A Charlie Brown Christmas plays on the teevee every December. We thought the terrible art herein had been lost forever in the Great...

San Bernardino Definitely Terror Attack, But We Don’t Know Who To Bomb Yet

It was a really frustrating weekend for everyone who wants to shut down the mosques, deport the Muslims, and ban al Gebra from the schools, because while the FBI and other law enforcement agencies are definitely investigating the San...
We'll defend to the death your right to be a smug, entitled little jerk baby

University Of California-Irvine Does Free Speech Bad, Should Feel Bad

The University of California-Irvine apparently forgot that government entities can't ban loathsome opinions. Are they trying to confirm rightwing stereotypes?
Also, Dude, don't read the Breitbart comments

Barack Obama Tells You A Thing He Knows About The Negro And The Oriental

President Obama signed a bill Friday updating federal law to eliminate obsolete racial terms like 'negro' and 'Oriental' from federal law. Rightwing reaction was as measured and thoughtful as you'd expect.

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 19, 2016

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Counterpoint: Please Don’t Punch Nazis!

Of course they deserve it. BUT STILL NO!

Wonkette’s Own Alabama Gal Says Y’All Might Get Doug Jones In Your Christmas Stocking. Roll Tide!

COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?