Roy Moore gonna sue those hussies for keeping him out of the Senate where Jesus wanted him.
In which we tear David Brooks a new asshole over his stupid column.
Say! It has been a while since we checked in with Friends of Wonkette the Bundys, the gun totin’, pocket-constitution-waving, cow-farming poop-trench-fillers. How are they doing in federal custody while awaiting trial for shenanigans in two states? Not that well!...
No problem, we are sure Obama can make Congress authorize funding for the National Park Service while it's not doing all its other jobs.
Phyllis Schlafly is up in heaven now, telling all the lady angels to get back in the kitchen.
How you gonna soothe your battered heart today? HOW ABOUT SOME BABY PICTURES?
What if...What if we're ALL in a movie?
Colorado Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Gay People Are Throwing Christians Off Roofs (IT’S A METAPHOR)
Some people should not be trusted with figures of speech, lest they hurt themselves.
What's in double-secret TrumpCare, why SOME Dems hate Nancy Pelosi, and Justin Trudeau is using the 'doughnut strategy' to deal with Trump. Your morning news brief!
If Monday was any indication, we're in for another weird week.
Jake Tapper tries to keep Roy Blunt's and Kellyanne Conway's lies straight. But they're nothing compared to 91ul1ani.
Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!
Hey, remember how a week or so back we were all bummed because one of the most useful dumb wonderful things on the Internet, Blingee, was going away forever? Turns out that the public reaction was so anguished, so...
Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
BBQ Becky brought a whole lot of fam together Sunday in Oakland. Thanks BBQ Becky!