Culture Wars

Aaron Schlossberg Is The Least Racist Person Aaron Schlossberg Knows

Fuck you, Aaron. Nobody believes you.
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Texas Bigot Should Be More Like The Queen

Queen Elizabeth is now blacker than Rachel Dolezal.

Paranoid Trump Searches For Spies. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 23, 2018

Trump obsessed with spies, Michael Cohen's partner flips, and Mick Mulvaney has words about CHIP. Your morning news brief.
still from Bee Movie with Winnie the Pooh in a rifle scope's crosshairs

Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too

Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.

Idiot Gateway Pundit Reporter, But We Repeat Ourselves, Lectures Bernice King On Her Father, MLK

News Flash: Martin Luther King Jr. gave more than one speech, wingnuts skeptical.

Hugh Hewitt Knows What To Blame For These Mass Shootings, And It Is … Trench Coats!

After that, they will blame an actual straw, for grasping at.

Indiana Law Professor Deeply Saddened Democrats Voting For So Many Ladies :(

Won't someone think about the MEN?

American Dreams Take Second Place To Precious, Precious Guns

10 people are dead. 10 more are injured. A very unemotional discussion of some costs of having more guns than people in America.

Sunday Rundown: Guns & Ammo Edition

What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.

Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?

Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...

Midterm Madness: How Many Millions Will The GOP Spend To Defend Georgia’s Sixth?

It's only been a year and Karen Handel has already become a swamp creature. Will suburban Atlanta get woke?
Trump making a fool of himself while posing with a more dignified taco bowl

Trump Has A Selective Criterion For Calling People ‘Animals.’ One Guess What It Is

Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.

Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

Just Some Domestic Terrorists Kidnapping Little Black Boys And Maybe Murdering Some Other Folks Is All

What the holy fuck? Did Get Out have a baby with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Did Roid-Rage Bigot Attorney Aaron Schlossberg’s Partner Run Screaming Away From Him? Looks Like!

Aaron Schlossberg, a racist asshole who berated women for speaking Spanish, is not having a very good day today.