Culture Wars

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

NRA Declares War On Washington Post, Because After All, Obama’s Gone

In which we fact check an NRA rant. Yeah, we're just silly that way sometimes.

Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time

Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.

Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017

Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!

Betsy DeVos Simply Does Not Care To Reply To Your Inquiries, Stupid Peasant Senators!

Is the problem with education all the lying sluts, or is it transgender kids? Just kidding! It's both!
This one came with a box of cereal

Roger Stone Finds His True Love: Cliven Bundy

Roger Stone has discovered Cliven Bundy and nobody knows what comes next

Fox News Can’t Figure Out Which Lives Matter After Pretty White Lady Shot By Police

Police violence leaks out into White People Land. Time to care!

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.

Russians? What Russians? No Russians Here! Wonkagenda for Mon., July 17, 2017

Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Is Making Reefer Madness Great Again

Drugs are bad! Mmmmmkay?

Deleted Comments: Maybe Once You Read More Racist Rants, You’ll Like Racism More

Don't like the racist garbage I'm spewing? Here, go read more and you'll be convinced!

Trump Pussgrabbing All Over Paris. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 14, 2017

Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Betsy DeVos To Chat With Men’s Rights Activists About How Rape Victims Are Liars

She's set up meetings with 'Men's Rights' groups to discuss the 'epidemic' of bad women lying about sexual assault just to ruin the lives of nice frat boys.

Trump Jr. Can’t Stop Incriminating Himself. Wonkagenda for July 12, 2017

Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.