Fuck you, Aaron. Nobody believes you.
Queen Elizabeth is now blacker than Rachel Dolezal.
Trump obsessed with spies, Michael Cohen's partner flips, and Mick Mulvaney has words about CHIP. Your morning news brief.
Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.
News Flash: Martin Luther King Jr. gave more than one speech, wingnuts skeptical.
After that, they will blame an actual straw, for grasping at.
Won't someone think about the MEN?
10 people are dead. 10 more are injured. A very unemotional discussion of some costs of having more guns than people in America.
What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.
Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...
It's only been a year and Karen Handel has already become a swamp creature. Will suburban Atlanta get woke?
Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.
Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.
Just Some Domestic Terrorists Kidnapping Little Black Boys And Maybe Murdering Some Other Folks Is All
What the holy fuck? Did Get Out have a baby with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Aaron Schlossberg, a racist asshole who berated women for speaking Spanish, is not having a very good day today.