Culture Wars

Trump’s Backdoor Action. Gross. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 20, 2017

Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!

The Week In Garbage Men: How To Celebrate International Men’s Day Like A Misogynistic Asshat

Today, in case you were not aware, is International Mens Day. Coincidentally, it is also National Toilet Day.

Don’t Panic Wonkers, But It Seems That Donald Trump May Be … POOR!!!

Wait, Trump was lying about his net worth? Clutch the damn pearls!

Ohio Supreme Court Judge Wants You To Know He Is A Real Sex Machine To All The Chicks

One might say he is missing the point?

Kayla Moore All ‘Who Cares If Roy Molested Kids? LET’S TALK ABOUT FAGS!’

Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!

Wingnut Radio Host Accuses Al Franken Of Stalking Her … With MATH!

A shocking tale of terrifying budget statistics.

Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017

Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!

Trump Admin Steps Back From Complete Dick Move On DACA Renewals, Is Now Only Half A Dick

Some very, very qualified Nice Time, hooray.

You Broke My Heart, Franken

Pretending to grab a woman's breasts as she sleeps? That's not OKAY.

Internet Troll ‘Baked Alaska’ Cries Milky Tears For 8 Hours After Getting Banned From Twitter

Also a bunch of far-right trolls got deverified.

Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017

THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.

Looks Like Roy Moore Wanted To Molest An Adult For Once (Sure, Jan, ‘Allegedly’)

Hello, Roy Moore's 6th and 7th accusers. Tell us your stories!

Meet Roy Moore Lawyer ‘Trenton.’ Trenton Just Chewed His Own Dick Off On MSNBC. Oh, Trenton!

What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?

Goodbye MAGA Doug, Rootin’-Tootinest Trump Troll In The Whole Wide World

Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?

Roy Moore Being Persecuted For Loving Jesus, Not Because He Wanted To Fuck Kids

God did say His people would be hated for loving him too much.