Congressional Republicans have an answer to your complaints about their piece of crap healthcare plan. The answer is: RUTH BADER GINSBURG!
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
Come for the crackpot marital advice, stay for the fat shaming!
TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!
International shoe thief Ivanka Trump is going to court.
Jeff Sessions will protect immigrants by cutting off their access to legal assistance. What a guy!
Two will enter, neither will emerge a winner.
Context has a liberal bias.
Holy shit, JOURNALISM ALERT!
It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!
If only these people would shut the fuck up and fix their messes.
Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!
Who among us doesn't want to be squeezed by Justin Trudeau like this?
Coal CEO will SEE YOU IN COURT for making him sadder than the day six guys died in his mine!
What's in double-secret TrumpCare, why SOME Dems hate Nancy Pelosi, and Justin Trudeau is using the 'doughnut strategy' to deal with Trump. Your morning news brief!