Condoleezza Rice Can’t Quiiiite Endorse Doug Jones, Who Prosecuted The Men Who Murdered Her Childhood Friend
Maybe not the best time for subtlety, Condi?
Don't you want to vote for Roy Moore now?
Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!
Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.
TO SAY THE LEAST.
COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?
This isn't what we hope for, no.
Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!
Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
Also this is your open thread!
SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of American women are pretty much ready for Donald Trump to fuck RIGHT off.
2015's hottest fake news story is now a real Justice Department investigation.
Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.