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Panicking Conservatives Decide To ‘Whatever’ School Shootings, Pivot To Abortion

Now that we know the shooter was a Trump supporter, conservatives are desperate to change the conversation.

Nation’s Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn’t About Guns

A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection

Senate Gives Dreamers ICE Nightmares. Wonkagenda For Friday, Feb. 16, 2018

The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.

There Is Another Gay One In The Olympics And He Says Trump And Pence Can Eat Yellow Snow Too

Meet Gus Kenworthy! He is your favorite, just like Adam Rippon is your favorite.

An Open Letter To Idiot InfoWars Reporter ‘Kit Daniels,’ Who Is A Vile Maggot

QUIT YOUR JOB AND DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS. ALL OF THEM.

Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!

Dennis Prager’s The Blacks Are The Happiest The Blacks, He Can Hear Them Singing From Inside The House

Conservative blowhard fulfills perhaps history's greatest self-own.

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
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How One Man Fought And Beat The System To Give Money To Wonkette AGAINST ALL ODDS!

With your help, Wonkette, like the Devil, WILL LIVE FOREVER.

New York Teamsters Going All ‘Sanctuary Union’ To Protect Members From ICE Goon Squads

You can't scare them, they're stickin' to the union.

New York Times Hires And Fires Nazi-Friend-Having Lady

The op-ed columns are out of control.

Portland And Spokane, We Gon Pizza And Beer You!

Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!

Top Seattle ICE Lawyer Stoled Immigrants’ Identities To Do Credit Card Fraud. Is That Bad?

Hooray, it's just bog standard corruption, not Trump policy for a change!

Mazel Tov! Creepy Nazi Cult Finds Tennessee Compound Of Its Dreams!

What could possibly go wrong?