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Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism

Florida: It's not the heat, it's the turgidity.

Melania Trump Not Having Any Of Her Dumb Husband’s Shit

We wish we could all keep our distance from Trump as well as his wife does.

Montana Republican Doing Some Light Ratfucking In Special Election Because He’s Not Scared At All!

Montana special Congressional election is THIS THURSDAY, May 25. Don't let Gianforte goons tell you different!

New Orleans Mayor Dick-Slaps Confederate Losers, With Awesome Words That You Will Like!

The last Confederate monument has come down, and Mayor Mitch Landrieu HAD SOME WORDS 'BOUT THAT.

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

Turns Out Jared Kushner Really Does Roll On Shabbos!

Jared and Ivanka couldn't possibly leave early for Saudi Arabia! They HAD TO fly on Shabbos because....reasons.

White House Definitely NOT In Panic Mode About Russia Investigations (Except That They Are)

White House Counsel Don McGahn, a crack legal scholar, has some cracked legal theories!

Remember That Time Trump Was SO MAD Michelle Obama Didn’t Wear A Head Scarf In Saudi Arabia?

Is Melania now plagiarizing Michelle Obama's fashion decisions/political statements?

And Now We Dance!

Dance away from Trump's 'hugs,' like Hillary did in this debate prep clip! And let's all relax and OPEN THREAD until morning!

Iowa Defunds Planned Parenthood, Four Clinics Close. Happy Friday!

Planned Parenthood shutting down a third of its Iowa clinics. THANKS TRUMP!

Trump’s Golden Palace Needs To Protect Its Dick Pics Better

All dick pics are belong to creepy hackers. Thanks, Trump!

A Plan So Dumb And Vindictive *Even Trump’s White House* Said No!

What if the real leaker is Barack Obama?????? It isn't. But if it were??????

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!