Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!
AND THEY SAY PUSS-GRABBING DOESN'T PAY.
If you needed any further proof that Trump's plan is to slowly poison everything lovely in the world while simultaneously grinding people to dust beneath his heel just to prove to himself that he can because he is a...
Don't go taking kissing advice from Mike Huckabee!
More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!
Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.
So. We meet again.
You know who faces the most discrimination? CHURCHES! Amirite?
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
The sooner he goes, the sooner someone might miss him. Your OPEN THREAD.
Again, we ask, WHY IS THIS CUSTODY HEARING NOT STREAMING ON YOUTUBE?
Nazi furries: The fandom menace.
The New Cruelty marches on.
Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
Being crazy doesn't preclude you from acting crazier. Your OPEN THREAD!