Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.
Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump needs to restrict voting to make sure Hillary Clinton never gets any more votes in 2016.
Maybe we could sell higher teacher salaries and smaller classes as vital for National Defense.
Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are having an old man slapfight. It's a shame they can't both lose! Oh, wait.... THEY CAN!
Why did John McCain refuse to suddenly eliminate healthcare for millions? Must have been funny in the head.
Russia? Real but confusing. Black lady college student selling Trump crap? Fake, and more confusing than Russia.
He may be a mass killer, but at least he's not boastful about it. This week, anyway.
You're not going to see Joe Manchin getting rattled about the 2018 campaign, no sir.
If foxes aren't allowed to design the henhouses, how will we know they're a safe source of nutrition for foxes?
With open enrollment for 2018's starting in under three months, Team Trump has no idea what it's doing. See, government healthcare doesn't work!
Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!
No, really, we have bread outside New York City, we promise.
Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.
Respectfully submitted: go fuck yourself, Bob.
It's amazing how many ways Republicans think of to punish poor people. Almost. Assholery can be endlessly creative.