Snowflake Nazis are the real victims here, if you think about it!
Now if we can convince Alex Jones the barbecue sauce is out to get him...
It's like that Monopoly game at the grocery store, but you can win a root canal.
Rashomon At 30 Thousand Feet!
Supreme Court Bogarts Colorado’s Civil Asset Forfeitures Allllmost Unanimously. Guess Which Justice Isn’t Chill?
Can Colorado pass a cashgrab law so BAD that even Samuel Alito hates it? IT CAN!
Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
Team Trump makes an obvious choice! Damn, that's pretty presidential, isn't it?
The Devil In The Details Went Down To Georgia
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'
You know who faces the most discrimination? CHURCHES! Amirite?
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
Another largely empty Trump executive order. Are you sick of winning yet?
The New Cruelty marches on.
This is nothing like anything that has ever happened in America.
COME AND GET YOUR YELLING-AT! Don't forget your wallet!