Class War

Oklahoma Patriot Arrested Trying To Bomb A Bank, To Save America From American Government

Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!
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Trump DOJ Will Save Us From People Voting Infrequently By Not Letting Them Vote At All

Donald Trump needs to restrict voting to make sure Hillary Clinton never gets any more votes in 2016.

We Must Pay West Virginia To Mine More Coal, So We Can Fight The Kaiser!

Maybe we could sell higher teacher salaries and smaller classes as vital for National Defense.

Hang On, Trump And McConnell Still Beating Shit Out Of Each Other Over Obamacare

Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are having an old man slapfight. It's a shame they can't both lose! Oh, wait.... THEY CAN!

GOP Senator Worried McCain’s Brain Tumor Made Of Empathy

Why did John McCain refuse to suddenly eliminate healthcare for millions? Must have been funny in the head.

Meet ‘Nicole Mincey,’ Donald Trump’s New Imaginary Black Friend

Russia? Real but confusing. Black lady college student selling Trump crap? Fake, and more confusing than Russia.

Rex Tillerson Has Fun Sleepover With Murderous Philippines President, Like BFFs Do

He may be a mass killer, but at least he's not boastful about it. This week, anyway.

Joe Manchin Will Cut Whatever Fucking Taxes He Wants, You Think He Gives A Shit?

You're not going to see Joe Manchin getting rattled about the 2018 campaign, no sir.

Trump Letting Mystery Businessmen Tell Him How To Run America, Like God Intended

If foxes aren't allowed to design the henhouses, how will we know they're a safe source of nutrition for foxes?

Are You Ready For Obamacare Open Enrollment? The Trump Administration Sure As Hell Isn’t.

With open enrollment for 2018's starting in under three months, Team Trump has no idea what it's doing. See, government healthcare doesn't work!

Mueller Cranks Trump-Russia Up To 11. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 4, 2017

Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!

Ode To The New York Times Food Section

No, really, we have bread outside New York City, we promise.

Wingnuts Having Multiple Race-Gasms Over DOJ Plan To Murder Affirmative Action

Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.

You Can’t Sue The ACLU For Telling You To Fuck Off, Bob

Respectfully submitted: go fuck yourself, Bob.
No fair, why does HE get to use his phone and we can't? MOM!

GOP Jerk Babies Will Kill Off ‘Obamaphones’ For Poors, Just To Be Jerk Babies

It's amazing how many ways Republicans think of to punish poor people. Almost. Assholery can be endlessly creative.