Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!
Saving so much money by making other people pick up the tab.
Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.
He's the affluenza teen ... of our hearts!
Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!
Oh American college students, never change. We mean always. Always change.
Fore, score, and seven years ago.
Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...
In an alternate universe, Merrick Garland politely refuses to say how he'll vote on a challenge to President Clinton's expansion of Obamacare.
Nothing to worry about here, comrade. Move along.
Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!
It's good to have a dream. Unless it's an evil dream. Then that's just evil.
Nothing to see here, move along!
These millionaires aren't going to tax cut THEMSELVES you know!
Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!
Back to being a minor bobblehead in European politics.