Class War

Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016

Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Is Trump Grifting The Secret Service? Gonna Just Assume ‘Yes’

Saving so much money by making other people pick up the tab.

Paul Ryan, Donald Trump Promise If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep It

Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.

‘Affluenza Teen’ Is Ready To Leave Icky Jail Now, Please And Thank You

He's the affluenza teen ... of our hearts!

Devin Nunes Can’t Shut Up! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 23, 2017

Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!
Everyone uses this pic eventually

We’re Not Sending Our Best People: Spring Break Jerkwads Chant ‘Build The Wall!’ In Mexico

Oh American college students, never change. We mean always. Always change.

Trump’s Budget Guy Knows Only Way To Get Universal Health Care Is To Jail Everyone

Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...

Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings Begin For Man Who Shouldn’t Be There At All

In an alternate universe, Merrick Garland politely refuses to say how he'll vote on a challenge to President Clinton's expansion of Obamacare.

Donald Trump’s Management Tips: It’s All The Hunger Games And Shit

Nothing to worry about here, comrade. Move along.

Trump’s Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017

Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!
He is so S-M-R-T and dreamy

Paul Ryan Pledged ‘Kappa Delta Let Poor People Die’ In College

It's good to have a dream. Unless it's an evil dream. Then that's just evil.

Trump Budget Dude Fails To See How ‘Starving’ Is A Bad Thing

These millionaires aren't going to tax cut THEMSELVES you know!

Trump Will Be A Great Wartime President! The Best! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 17, 2017

Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!

Dutch Voters Kick Racist Geert Wilders Right In The Netherlands

Back to being a minor bobblehead in European politics.