Mike Pence's shadow campaign, no peace in the Middle East, and Trump's Chinese theme park. Your morning news brief.
Christ, what an asshole.
Scott Pruitt has some funny ideas about how science works -- and about who counts as an expert on climate.
'Checking out of an AirBnb' and 'falling asleep in the dorm common room at Yale' are now worthy of a 9-1-1 call. But only if you are black, so, calm down white people.
When Paul Ryan says he wants to help you, RUN.
History doesn't repeat itself, but this sucker's rhyming like crazy.
This ought to get the little bastards off their iPhones.
Jeff Sessions loves America so much he'll rip families apart to protect American values. Which now include RIPPING FAMILIES APART.
If Don Blankenship wins, Joe Manchin has a better chance to hold his Senate seat. If he loses, we may not have to hear about Don Blankenship for a while.
Adams County Coroner James Keller is holding the remains of the dead, and their death certificates, hostage.
Girl's in a footrace with Tomi Lahren to take gold in the White Victimhood 400 Yard Dash.
Donald Trump really can't stand this guy, unless of course he wins the West Virginia GOP primary.
The white supremacists are crawling out of their holes and heading to the polls.
A pay raise is a good start. But the teachers have this crazy ideas schools need to be funded, too.
Hurricane Rudy damages Trump's White House, Don Blankenship loses his shit, Trump stops funding White Helmets. Your morning news brief!