Put this easy, delicious beef stew on heavy rotation!
OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...
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Hi Handsome, Wise Donald Trump, Here Is Why You Should Nominate Hillary Clinton To The Supreme Court!
Here, President Trump, we made you a really good idea!
Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!
Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.
Dickhole Smegma-Face Jason Chaffetz Needs A Manners Lesson, And Wonkette Is Just The Blog To Give It To Him
Come and listen to our gentle murmurs.
Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.
Also Jim Hoft, Stupidest Man On The Internet, will now be an official White House Correspondent.
Are you ready for Pinkham's meat?
Missed the Obamacare sign-up deadline yesterday? Great news!
In reply to a reader query, we try to explain what we do here.
Wonkette helpfully answers readers' questions, helpfully.
A Look Back At How I Was Incredibly Right About Barack Obama And Will Be Right About Hillary Clinton Too
Don't worry about a Hillary Clinton presidency. Be happy!
You have sort of heard of 'Travelgate,' and how Hillary Clinton is the worst crimer since Bonnie AND Clyde. But what is it? Let's remember together!
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Last night, in the vice presidential debate, Hillary Clinton's running mate, Tim Kaine, started talking about race and civil rights in his very first paragraph (well, after saying hi). Here's how he (non-) answered his first question, on presidential...