It's our fifth or 20th recitation of everything our mama taught us. You're welcome!
I make these once a year, because I am lazy and they have like THREE STEPS. Who wants to make a dinner that takes THREE STEPS? Not me that is who!
Shepherd's pie to warm you up. Oh, you're already warm? THANKS AL GORE.
We now live under an administration that derides modernity in all things. Education should be guided by Bronze Age mythology. Settled medical consensus is rejected in favor of lies and poorly constructed, misleading arguments regarding the side effects and...
Put this easy, delicious beef stew on heavy rotation!
OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...
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Hi Handsome, Wise Donald Trump, Here Is Why You Should Nominate Hillary Clinton To The Supreme Court!
Here, President Trump, we made you a really good idea!
Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!
Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.
Dickhole Smegma-Face Jason Chaffetz Needs A Manners Lesson, And Wonkette Is Just The Blog To Give It To Him
Come and listen to our gentle murmurs.
Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.
Also Jim Hoft, Stupidest Man On The Internet, will now be an official White House Correspondent.
Are you ready for Pinkham's meat?
Missed the Obamacare sign-up deadline yesterday? Great news!
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