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Grifter Hat Salesman And Stilettoed Wife Swing Through Texas For Backslapping Orgy, Towel Off With Lone Star Flag
Like they're the CEO Justice League! GTFOH!
Trump showboats in Texas, DeVoss hires DeVry, and Sarah Palin learns about the news. Your morning news brief!
Price-gouging in Houston, Trump's Phoenix blowup, and this guy from Minecraft is pouring money into Pizzagate investigations. Your morning news brief!
Before the storm, Texas was facing a political earthquake. Now????
Well that was fucking nuts.
Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!
Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.
Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.
Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!
Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!
Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump needs to restrict voting to make sure Hillary Clinton never gets any more votes in 2016.
Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!
Guys, it's not that Rs are prone to fascism. It's that they're OK with a little fascism to protect America from scary Democrats stealing elections. Big difference!
Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!