Alaska Bible-thumpers losing the Culture Wars. Oh. How sad.
Ignore the fact that Kern County is America's deadliest for police shootings, this was *out of context* man!
Scott Walker says there's gonna be a Blue Wave in Wisconsin. We are the opposite of sad for him!
Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
Trump kills DACA (again), Laura Ingraham takes a 'vacation,' and China enters the trade war. Your morning news brief.
Oh, this is indeed heinous fuckery most foul.
Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.
Sumbitch thinks he shouldn't have to hold elections because he's planning to change election law sometime in future. SUMBITCH.
Those kids will keep marching, marching, marching, 'til gun sense is breaking through.
Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.
The March For Our Lives swarms DC, Trump's lawyers run from Robert Mueller, Stormy Daniels blows in 60 Minutes. Your morning news brief.
Can't lose an election if you refuse to let the people vote!
The latest installment of Kris Kobach's voter-suppression clownshow is over. Sequels already in the works.
Trump phones a friend, Cambridge Analytica has some explaining to do, and Illinois goes to the polls. Your morning news brief.
Too Many Kids Dying From Drugs, Trump Wants To Kill Them Instead. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 20, 2018
Trump wants to crack skulls like eggs, Republicans are worried about 2018, and Facebook is SO FUCKED. Your morning news brief.
All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.