We're getting really tired of waking up to news of another mass killing -- this time by the president of the United States.
Congressman Pharma Bro has a stock to pitch! YOU CAN'T LOSE! BUY NOW!
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
That boy ain't right. Neither is his daddy.
But how else will people know Marsha Blackburn singlehandedly saved all the Planned Parenthood baby parts from certain death?
FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
Bye Tim Murphy, you hypocritical fuck!
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
What will Republicans be lying about today? HOORAY! It is ABORTION!
This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.
Donors say JUMP! Republicans say HOW HIGH?
Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!