2018 Congressional Elections

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Trump DOJ Will Save Us From People Voting Infrequently By Not Letting Them Vote At All

Donald Trump needs to restrict voting to make sure Hillary Clinton never gets any more votes in 2016.

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Duncan Hunter Brings His Kids To Work For Stealing From Your Campaign Day

Is Duncan Hunter a grifty douchebro? Or is he a terrible parent? YES, YES HE IS.

Hang On, Trump And McConnell Still Beating Shit Out Of Each Other Over Obamacare

Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are having an old man slapfight. It's a shame they can't both lose! Oh, wait.... THEY CAN!

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

Joe Manchin Will Cut Whatever Fucking Taxes He Wants, You Think He Gives A Shit?

You're not going to see Joe Manchin getting rattled about the 2018 campaign, no sir.

Dean Heller Goes Dumpster Fire Diving

Mitch McConnell forced Dean Heller to walk the plank. Heller shot himself in the foot voluntarily.

Trump White House: But What If We Told You … MEXICANS!

Was that shitshow actually planned????

Trump Can’t BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.

Badass Marines Lady Will ‘OORAH!’ All Over Pig Turd Kentucky GOP

Can the first lady Marine to fly an F-18 in combat beat the GOP's ass in Kentucky's 6th district? RECKON SHE MIGHT!

So, Is Trumpcare DEAD Dead? Or Just, Like, Dead?

How many more times are we going to have to stab this thing in the heart?

Trump Did His Kid’s Russia Homework! Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug 1, 2017

Trump does Little Donnie's Russian homework, Republicans try to move from healthcare, and Eric Trump tells Hannity about his dad's loads. Your morning news brief.

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!
Not a scientist

BULLET DODGED

Disaster averted for now. One disaster, at least.

SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017

SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Trump Fires Trans Soldiers, Protects America From Talking About Jeff Sessions For A Day

It may look like a distraction, but it's plenty real for thousands of active military and civilian Defense Department employees.