Chuck Grassley has no inside voice.
Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.
Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
Gerrymandering! Have we mentioned this stuff is BAD?
Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!
FAMILY FUCKING VALUES.
Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.
Devin's got his own fake news outlet now, and it's also rude as fuck!
Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!
For the first time in his political career, Dana Rohrabacher is completely fucked.
ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!
Kirsten Gillibrand Suggests Marco Rubio And Ivanka Trump Shove Their Fake Family Leave Up Their Asses
It's a lot better than 'If you want a family, leave.'
Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!
What if...What if we're ALL in a movie?
Democrats write their own memo, the markets are in a nose dive, and Hannity blames Obama for all the bad things. Your morning news brief.