Don't worry, Rep. McMorris Rodgers, YOUR son will be fine!
Let's get to work, people!
Nobody likes it, so it's absolutely vital they pass it TODAY.
Devotion to terrible ideas is a preexisting condition for most House Republicans.
Oh dear. The Republicans noticed how bad they are at this.
He needs IMMEDIATE foot surgery! It will take him A MONTH to recover!
Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!
He literally refuses to go away.
How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?
More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
All the bullcrap from your Republican town halls.
The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!
Honestly, why would you chant anything else?