2018 Congressional Elections

Rep. Who Voted To Repeal Obamacare Tries To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’s Baby’ Her Son. NOPE.

Don't worry, Rep. McMorris Rodgers, YOUR son will be fine!

Paul Ryan Is Donald Trump’s Best Boy Now, Won’t Ever Have To Go Back To The Cornfield

Nobody likes it, so it's absolutely vital they pass it TODAY.

House Republicans Dig Up Rotting Corpse Of TrumpCare, Throw It At Your Grandma

Devotion to terrible ideas is a preexisting condition for most House Republicans.

Trump Displeased With His TOTAL VICTORY As Dems Settle For Everything They Wanted In Budget

Oh dear. The Republicans noticed how bad they are at this.

Jason Chaffetz Just Taking A Month Off Work Because OW HIS FOOT OW!

He needs IMMEDIATE foot surgery! It will take him A MONTH to recover!

Trump’s War Bus Goes Beep Beep Beep! Your Wonkagenda for April 27, 2017

Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!

Jason Chaffetz Sure He’s As Clean As A Whistle, Because Of All These Enemas (He Said That)

How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Jason Chaffetz Quitting Congress To Spend More Time Reading Hillary’s Emails

Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!

Congress Is Home For Recess And That Means YELLING AT REPUBLICANS TIME YEEHAW!

All the bullcrap from your Republican town halls.

President Bannon Sleeps With The Fishes. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 14, 2017

The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!

Angry Town Hall Crowd Yells ‘You Are Untruthful!’ At Joe Wilson, About Like You’d Expect

Honestly, why would you chant anything else?