2018 Congressional Elections

Loser. Again.

Senate Sunday: Doofus Mitt Romney Can’t Win State GOP Convention, Has To Run In Primary

Poor ol' Mitt just can't catch a break. Good.

Midterm Madness: A Nice Doctor Tries To Surgically Remove The GOP Hold On Arizona’s 8th.

Dr. Hiral Tipirneni hopes to rise above corporate-controlled Debbie Lesko in Maricopa County.

Strap In, It’s Going To Be A Very Dumb Day! Wonkagenda For Fri, April 20, 2018

THE COMEY MEMOS ARE OUT, Rudy is back, and kids are still protesting guns. Your morning news brief!

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

Pervert Governor Eric Greitens Tells Missouri GOP To Come And Take It

Couldn't happen to a nicer political party!

Nikki Haley Claps Back. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 18, 2018

Eric Greitens shit getting WILD, Barbara Bush dead at 92, and a BLUE WAVE A-COMIN'. Your morning news brief.

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.

Trump Voter Fraud Dipshit Sued For Rank Assholery

Keep Watching the Skies? Hell no -- watch what these bastards are doing to voting rights.

Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018

James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.

Midterm Madness: ‘Iron Stache’ Gets Ready To Punch A Nazi In Wisconsin’s 1st

The race to replace Paul Ryan in Wisconsin's 1st District is about to get messy.

This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018

James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!

Bannon’s Back! Back Again! Bannon’s Back! Tell A Friend! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 12, 2018

Trump can't make up his mind on Syria, Eric Greitens is a creepy sex monster, and Mark Zuckerberg really is an asshole. Your morning news brief.

Oh, Shit! He’s Really Going To Do It! Everybody PANIC!

They say marching is the new brunch!
he's prayed on this

Paul Ryan ‘Bout To Fuck Off Right Back To Janesville, Y’all!

It's a good time to go back to Janesville and skip Leg Day WHENEVER HE WANTS.