2017 State and Local Elections

ONE VOTE, ASSHOLES! ONE VOTE!

Democrats and liberals and all reasonable Americans: DO NOT MISS AN ELECTION EVER AGAIN.

Let Us Frolic In This Bath Of Right-Wing Tears, Alabama Senate Election Edition

Your look at all the right-wing reactions to Doug Jones's win in Alabama.

Tomi Lahren So Mad At All Those Roy Moore Accuser Ladies, She Could Just Scream!

It's all we hoped it would be and MOORE.

DOUG JONES WINS, ROLL TIDE, And Also, We DAMN WELL TOLD YOU SO!

Did we mention we DAMN WELL TOLD YOU SO?

Wonkette’s Own Alabama Gal Says Y’All Might Get Doug Jones In Your Christmas Stocking. Roll Tide!

COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?

Roy Moore Co-Authored What Appears To Be The Official Law Textbook Of Gilead

There is something uniquely pathetic about adult men whining that their religion allows them to be the boss of us, and not understanding why we might not be into that.

Breitbart Dipshit So Mad The Beatles Made Roy Moore Touch Those Kids (Allegedly)

Dad of the year thinks it's cool for grown men to hit on teenage girls. Maybe cancel that slumber party at the Pollaks' house.

It’s Your Grateful Top Ten!

Come in and sit a spell!

AL.com Responds To Roy Moore’s Lawyer’s Sad Pathetic Threat Letter, After It Finally Stops Laughing

AL.com will neither cease nor desist. Good day, Sir. They said GOOD DAY!

Alabama Governor Kay Ivey Does Not Have Time For Mitch McConnell’s Shit!

Mitch McConnell has A PLAN to save the Alabama Senate Seat. He'll get a woman to save his bacon. That'll work.

Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017

THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.

We’d Almost Feel Sorry For Kayla Moore If She Wasn’t Such A Lyin-Ass Scammer

And the missus is a piece of work, too!

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!

Yeah, She’s Got Your Dinner Right Here

Another jerk bites the electoral dust. With actual votes!