The kids are more than all right. They're getting the adults' butts in gear.
Gerrymandering! Have we mentioned this stuff is BAD?
Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!
'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'
That's right, Carson Jones, READ THAT FUCKER FOR FILTH.
The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.
Meet a guy who became a meme!
Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!
Now fuck all the way off Roy Moore!!
Be prepared to be laughed out of court by your former colleagues, Roy.
Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump is such a jerk he almost made us sorry for Jeff Sessions. Almost.
Politics makes for strange bedfellows. Here's why two conservative stars slept with a guy who wanted to fuck children.
HE SEEMS NICE! (Doug Jones's gay son, not Roy Moore, who is a giant asshole.)
Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.
Jesus Christ on an abused horse this guy's an asshole.