2017 Congressional Elections

Kris Kobach: These Rats Aren’t Going To Fuck Themselves!

Just to be on the safe side, let's purge 'em all!

And They Ran, Ran So Far Away! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June, 29, 2017

Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

Experienced and un-sexist Democrats would like to blame Nancy Pelosi for all their butthurts. Wonkette calls bullshit.

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare Again! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 22, 2017

What's in double-secret TrumpCare, why SOME Dems hate Nancy Pelosi, and Justin Trudeau is using the 'doughnut strategy' to deal with Trump. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Jr. So Proud Karen Handel Broke Glass Ceiling, Because Dems Don’t Count

Donald Trump Jr is very unhappy no one mentioned a thing everyone mentioned.

Frank Luntz Could Be Dumbest Fuck On Earth If He Applied Himself

Frank Luntz has thoughts about the GA-06 special election. They are very bad thoughts.

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Let’s All Watch Georgia’s Special Election Runoff Until 3 AM Then Plotz!

Let's all watch the returns together. Perhaps they'll be many happy ones. It's also your OPEN THREAD.

Karen Handel Not So Big On Letting People Vote, Which Is A Good Reason Not To Vote For Her

You know what they say: Vote Your Ossoff.

Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017

Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!

These Dickhead Karen Handel Videos Will Help You Decide To Vote For Jon Ossoff

The election is Tuesday! Do Georgia voters really want this asshole lady in Congress?

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Pence Summons Republican Swamp Monster. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 16, 2017

Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!

Are Georgia Voting Machines Secure? Frankly, My Dear, They Don’t Give a Damn

Georgia's voting systems could be at risk. Fortunately, the state has taken strong action to tell critics to shut up.

In Georgia Congressional Debate, Karen Handel Wants Poor People To Eat This Cake

With two weeks to go, is that really a smart thing to say?