Meet a guy who became a meme!
Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!
Now fuck all the way off Roy Moore!!
Be prepared to be laughed out of court by your former colleagues, Roy.
Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump is such a jerk he almost made us sorry for Jeff Sessions. Almost.
Politics makes for strange bedfellows. Here's why two conservative stars slept with a guy who wanted to fuck children.
HE SEEMS NICE! (Doug Jones's gay son, not Roy Moore, who is a giant asshole.)
Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.
Jesus Christ on an abused horse this guy's an asshole.
Poppy's got his phone back, and he's got some crazy shit to say!
A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
Not only that, but Roy Moore, is surprisingly like Mick Jagger. We are not making that up.
Here. Have a happy post. They are in such short supply these days.
Trump's FCC breaks the Internet, the tax bill starts to stumble, and Nikki Haley tries to start a war with Iran. Your morning news brief.
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He's just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt!