2017 Congressional Elections

Alabama Governor Kay Ivey Does Not Have Time For Mitch McConnell’s Shit!

Mitch McConnell has A PLAN to save the Alabama Senate Seat. He'll get a woman to save his bacon. That'll work.

Roy Moore Will Sign Your Yearbook AND Your Absence Note!

Did Roy Moore Ever Once In His Life Date Anyone His Age?

Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017

THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.

Looks Like Roy Moore Wanted To Molest An Adult For Once (Sure, Jan, ‘Allegedly’)

Hello, Roy Moore's 6th and 7th accusers. Tell us your stories!

Tone Of Alabama Senate Race Elevated By Lenny Jewenstein Jewy Jew Robocall, L’Chaim! God Bless You!

We're pretty sure 2017 hasn't even reached PEAK STUPID yet.

Roy Moore Being Persecuted For Loving Jesus, Not Because He Wanted To Fuck Kids

God did say His people would be hated for loving him too much.

We’d Almost Feel Sorry For Kayla Moore If She Wasn’t Such A Lyin-Ass Scammer

And the missus is a piece of work, too!

Alabama Republican Rep. Mo Brooks Personifies GOP Reaction To Roy Moore

As Chris Hayes said, here is Mo Brooks in M.C. Escher hell.

Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017

EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.

Roy Moore’s Wife Kayla Kind Of Being Dick And Lunatic (Lunadick!) In Defense Of Dear Hubs

Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.

Republicans Freaking Out That Dixie Diddler Roy Moore Might Actually WIN

Republicans gotta dance with the one that brung 'em!

Trump’s Good Boy Jeff Sessions Gone Lock Her Up. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 14, 2017

Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!

Let’s Review Roy Moore’s Creepy Judicial Fanfic About Little Girls (And Boys) Who Had It Coming

It's like judicial affirmative action for kid-rapers.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here

The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.