2017 Congressional Elections

Now #Teens Gonna Save The Climate, Earth. WHAT CAN’T THEY DO!!!

The kids are more than all right. They're getting the adults' butts in gear.
what the fresh prince did at home

PA Governor Tom Wolf Tells The GOP Mapfuckers To Get Fucked

Gerrymandering! Have we mentioned this stuff is BAD?

The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018

Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!

Call The Joo Lawyer Cause Roy Moore Is SO SUED

'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'

We Are All Doug Jones’s Son, Staring GAY DAGGERS Through Mike Pence’s Dumb Skull

That's right, Carson Jones, READ THAT FUCKER FOR FILTH.

BANNON, BANNON, BANNON! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 4, 2018

The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.

Trump Can’t Wait For His Orange Global Warming Tan! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 29, 2017

Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!

A Letter From Alabama On This Joyous, Roy Moore-less Day!

Now fuck all the way off Roy Moore!!

Roy Moore Sues To Keep Little Thing Like ‘Alabama Voters’ From Stealing Election From Him

Be prepared to be laughed out of court by your former colleagues, Roy.

Working Hard Or Hardly … Eh, It’s Trump, What Do You Want. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 28, 2017

Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump SO MAD Jeff Sessions Betrayed Him By … Accepting His Job Offer

Donald Trump is such a jerk he almost made us sorry for Jeff Sessions. Almost.

Breitbart And James O’Keefe: Oh, Never Mind, We Were Just Lying!

Politics makes for strange bedfellows. Here's why two conservative stars slept with a guy who wanted to fuck children.

Roy Moore Just Wants Y’all To Know Doug Jones’s Boy Is A Q-U-E-E-R

HE SEEMS NICE! (Doug Jones's gay son, not Roy Moore, who is a giant asshole.)

NUTCRACKERS! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 22, 2017

Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.

Roy Moore Needs Your $$$ To Track Down The One-Armed Black Women Who Stole His Election!

Jesus Christ on an abused horse this guy's an asshole.