2017 Congressional Elections

Trump Can’t Wait For His Orange Global Warming Tan! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 29, 2017

Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!

A Letter From Alabama On This Joyous, Roy Moore-less Day!

Now fuck all the way off Roy Moore!!

Roy Moore Sues To Keep Little Thing Like ‘Alabama Voters’ From Stealing Election From Him

Be prepared to be laughed out of court by your former colleagues, Roy.

Working Hard Or Hardly … Eh, It’s Trump, What Do You Want. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 28, 2017

Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump SO MAD Jeff Sessions Betrayed Him By … Accepting His Job Offer

Donald Trump is such a jerk he almost made us sorry for Jeff Sessions. Almost.

Breitbart And James O’Keefe: Oh, Never Mind, We Were Just Lying!

Politics makes for strange bedfellows. Here's why two conservative stars slept with a guy who wanted to fuck children.

Roy Moore Just Wants Y’all To Know Doug Jones’s Boy Is A Q-U-E-E-R

HE SEEMS NICE! (Doug Jones's gay son, not Roy Moore, who is a giant asshole.)

NUTCRACKERS! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 22, 2017

Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.

Roy Moore Needs Your $$$ To Track Down The One-Armed Black Women Who Stole His Election!

Jesus Christ on an abused horse this guy's an asshole.

This Trump Tweet Is A Goddamn Masterpiece

Poppy's got his phone back, and he's got some crazy shit to say!

Make ‘Duck & Cover’ Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 18, 2017

A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Deleted Comments: Hey, Did You Know Al Franken Is Jewish? Like, Really, REALLY Jewish!

Not only that, but Roy Moore, is surprisingly like Mick Jagger. We are not making that up.

Hero Alabama Dad Who Lost Gay Daughter Went On Ellen To Make You Laugh And Cry And SHUT UP YOU ARE

Here. Have a happy post. They are in such short supply these days.

Trump So Happy He Broke The Internet. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 15, 2017

Trump's FCC breaks the Internet, the tax bill starts to stumble, and Nikki Haley tries to start a war with Iran. Your morning news brief.

Roy Moore Waiting For God To Certify Doug Jones Winner Of Alabama Election

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He's just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt!