2016 State/Local Elections

Wonkagenda: Monday, August 22, 2016

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Whoops! (yes, it's shopped. Kansas is not tropical. Yet.)

Kansas Spanish Language Voter Guides Had Some Totally Tiny Errors, No Big Deal At All

In addition to all of Kansas's other teensy little roadblocks to voting -- like the bizarre two-tier registration system where it's possible for some voters to be registered to vote in federal elections but ineligible to vote in state...

Junior Grifter Vaping Congressdude Duncan Hunter May Be Crooked Enough For A Trump Post!

Rep. Duncan Hunter had to pay back $60,000 worth of petty grifting from his campaign funds. He's being eyed for Trump's NSA.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 13, 2016

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Nice Voting Rights You Have There, Would Be A Shame If Justice Gorsuch Happened To Them!

Weird! It's almost like they're trying to stop black people from voting!
See what happens when you let people vote?

North Carolina Lege Knows New Democrat Governor Isn’t Really Governor Anyway

North Carolina doesn't do democracy very good. At least not if it lets Democrats win.
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Does North Carolina Need Another Ass-Kicking From SCOTUS For Being Crazy Racist? IT DOES!

North Carolina, back for another round of SCOTUS smackdown!

Hillary Clinton Borrows Obama’s Time Machine To STEAL NEW YORK PRIMARY!

Your Facebook friends revealed a new conspiracy to steal the United States presidency this weekend: the New York Board of Elections "recently" changed primary voting hours, cutting tomorrow's election to a measly six hours. But only upstate, where Bernie...

Idaho’s Goofiest Lawmaker, Super Christian Sheryl Nuxoll, Loses Republican Primary. Bye!

Idaho's most consistently wackaloon lawmaker lost her primary election Tuesday. With any luck, more nutty extremists will come along to take her place.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 12, 2016

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The crazy candidate lady Mary Lou is on the left, next to Ted Cruz's insane father.

Texas School Board Candidate Can’t Wait To Teach Kids About Obama’s Gay Whoring Days

Time for a dispatch from Texas, where the book larnin' happens. The Texas Freedom Network, which does the yeoman's work of trying to keep actual education in Texas schools, would like to introduce us to Mary Lou Bruner of Mineola,...
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Arizona Wins Trophy For Effed-Up Primaries, Has Plenty Of Competition

Congratulations to Arizona's Maricopa County, which did the very best job so far in the 2016 election cycle of completely screwing up its primary election and screwing over urban voters. Thanks to the Supreme Court's 2013 recognition that racism...

Maine GOP Knows Liberal Preacher Running For Mayor Hates Christians

The mayoral election in Lewiston, Maine, has gone from ugly to downright weird, with the state GOP accusing Democratic candidate Ben Chin of being "anti-Christian" -- which will be something of a surprise to Mr. Chin, who serves as...
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Horny Family Values Teabaggers Tossed From Michigan Legislature, Oh How Sad

Our long national nightmare/jokefest is at last over. Michigan state Reps. Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat have lost their jobs. Courser resigned, and Gamrat was expelled by her peers in the state House. The two family-values conservatives, both of whom were...

Texas Republican Has Best Ad Of 2016, Guess We Have To Voter Fraud For Him Now

Even if you never watch the videos, watch this video.
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 25, 2016

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