2016 State/Local Elections

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North Carolina Teabagger Candidate Needs Your Help Murdering People, We Think

It's time to meet our new best friend, aren't you excited, Wonketariat? Her name is Kay Daly, and she is runningĀ for Congress in the North Carolina district currently served by Renee Ellmers, who is an obvious RINO. What's so...
Oh, no, Ms. Gamrat, you couldn't quietly fade away. You had to keep us searching for more pulp novel covers, didn't you?

Horny Teabagger Lady Pretty Sure Michigan Legislature Only Kicked Her Out By Mistake

For your "gluttons for punishment" files, we present the latest dispatch concerning former Michigan state Rep. Cindy Gamrat, who was expelled from the state House less than a week ago and has now filed to run in the special...
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Crazy Tongue-Speaking Prophet Lady Running For Mayor … Of Our Hearts!

Wonkers, are you ready to meet your new best friend? Her name is Opal Covey, she is 75 years old, and she is running for mayor of Toledo (Ohio, not Spain, geography nerds). You excited yet? Did we mention...
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Wonkagenda: September 21, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 20, 2016

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Bye Now. Bye-Bye!

Prosecutor In Trayvon Martin Case, Angela Corey, Too Awful Even For Florida

Floridians have kicked out Angela Corey, who botched the prosecution of George Zimmerman. Who'll let child killers walk now?
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North Carolina So Sad Supreme Court Won’t Let It Reinstate Racist Voting Policies Just A Little

The boring old Supreme Court says North Carolina has to let everybody vote. How is that even fair to Republicans who passed the state's voter suppression law?
Definitely not Red.

New York Republicans Elect Dead Guy In Primary Election, Because It’s 2016, Isn’t It?

Hillary Clinton is alive and down in the polls; this guy is dead and a winner.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, August 24, 2016

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Wonkagenda: September 16, 2016

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What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 25, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Monday, September 19, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Friday, August 26, 2016

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