2016 State/Local Elections

Hannity Going On Vacation To Farm Where He Can Run And Chase Chickens All Day Long

Is Sean Hannity headed for the Home For Retired Fox Hosts? Probably not. But one can hope.

NC Senate Republicans Slash Education — In Democrats’ Districts. No Reason, Just To Be Pricks

North Carolina Republicans don't take kindly to having to stay up late.

Supreme Court Not Having North Carolina’s Jim Crow, Thanks And Fuck You

SCOTUS is not having it with this OOPSIE accidental voter discrimination!

Mike Flynn BEGGING To Be FBI Snitch! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 31, 2017

Mike Flynn SO, SO scared he's Benedict Arnold, Trump's going to war with tea party crazies, and a wild Rex Tillerson appeared in Foggy Bottom! Go, Morning News Brief!

Hmmm Should We Try To Win These Special Congressional Elections, Or Just Fuck It?

We went to a Rob Quist fundraiser so you also have to! Also, your OPEN THREAD!

Ex-Colorado GOP Chair Disproves Own Theory That Only Democrats Do Voter Fraud

If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.
Zits of DOOOOM!

Trump Jerk Roger Stone Was Poisoned To Death By The CIA, But He Got Better

Could it have been ... SATAN?

Assholes Film Selves Torturing Mentally Disabled White Guy, So More Race War To Look Forward To, Yay

You won't see the video here! It's a safe space and whatnot.

North Carolina’s New Dem Governor Not Taking Republicans’ Power Grab Crap

North Carolina's new governor seems to think he deserves the same power his Republican predecessor had. Isn't that cute?

Democracy Experts: Sorry, North Carolina, You’re Now A Third-World Failed State

If North Carolina were a nation, we'd be sending in UN observers for its elections.

North Carolina GOP Likes To Have Some Privacy When It’s Taking A Sh*t (On Democracy)

Yay! The coup continues! Freedom! Democracy!
See what happens when you let people vote?

North Carolina Lege Knows New Democrat Governor Isn’t Really Governor Anyway

North Carolina doesn't do democracy very good. At least not if it lets Democrats win.

John Bolton Wants To Pick A Fight! Wonkagenda for Thursday, December, 15, 2016

Trump scares weapons merchants, John Bolton scares everybody, and Alex Jones learns about "The Streisand Effect". Your daily news brief!