2016 Presidential Election

Hillary Clinton, You Stop Murdering The Weird Dilbert Comics Guy RIGHT NOW!

Scott Adams has his personal safety to think about here.

Here’s Your Badass Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Moving To New Zealand If Trump Is Elected

It's no big deal because sane Americans aren't going to let Trump anywhere near the presidency. OR ARE THEY?
Needed more Fallout: New Vegas references

Newsbusters Knows Who Is The Real Pussy-Grabber, And It Is Sci-Fi Time-Travel Ghost Of JFK

Damn feminists have ruined mediocre TV sci-fi, tell you what.

Ted Cruz Doesn’t Care If He ‘Accidentally’ Blows Off Someone’s Head With A Shotgun

Here's something that is not even a tiny bit funny: Ted Cruz casually and negligently mishandling a deadly weapon. You can watch the video, if you're craving some Cruz blah blahing about why a Republican like Sean Hannity should moderate the...

Trump Just Gonna Kick This CBS Reporter Out Of His Office, Nothing To See Here Move Along

Donald Trump doesn't stand by anything he says, because he knows he's always right.

Donald Trump Is Going Insane Right Now About Jews And Ugly Women Out To Get Him

A cabal of international bankers? Who could he possibly mean?
Let's be hairful out there

Poor Donald Trump Wasn’t Allowed To Cosplay Like He Was A Cop At NYPD

Donald Trump really wanted to address a roll call at an NYPD precinct the day after the Dallas killings, and then maybe sit in a squad car and make the siren go.

DNC Night One: Let’s All Just Scream At Each Other Forever! A Livebloog Experience

Hooray, it's time for the great big Democratic Unity Lovefest, isn't it? Everybody's been pretty well-behaved so far, we hear, with only a couple of completely embarrassing outbreaks of rude screaming by Toddlers For Bernie. We bet that nonsense...
Guess this makes them serious candidates.

Trump And Carson Beg Obama’s G-Men To Protect Them From Bad Guys

In normal presidential elections, it wouldn't be particularly noteworthy that the top candidates have requested Secret Service protection. But this is a campaign where the two top Republicans are Donald Trump and Ben Carson, neither of whom ever appears within...

Donald Trump Is A Creepy Boob-Comparer, Says ‘Shark Tank’ Star Barbara Corcoran

When businesswoman Barbara Corcoran heard Donald Trump on the Access Hollywood tape, she was not exactly shocked. Neither was I, or probably most women who have managed to develop their creep radar over the years -- but she had...
He Declared Bankruptcy For Your Sins

Donald Trump Is Yoogest Evangelical, Also A Jew For Jesus Maybe

More big Donald Trump news today: Now that he's finally found a Bible verse he likes (even if it doesn't exist), he is doing his very best to suck up to the wackiest fringes of the evangelist movement. Not necessarily the...

Trump & Assad: LET’S HAVE A WAR! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 7, 2017

Trump plays with his missile, conspiracy cooks are going bonkers, and Russia is mad Trump lied...to THEM! Your morning news brief!
How's that presidential transition team working out for ya then?

Chris Christie Aides Eated All The Guilty Verdicts In Bridgegate Trial

Maybe now Christie will take some responsibility and... hahaha, sorry, we couldn't keep a straight face.

FBI Told Trump The Russians Were Coming Way Back In 2016, And He Was Like ‘YAY!’

It's just too bad the FBI didn't warn Trump HARDER.