Oh look it's time to do another Democratic debate because might as well. The New Hampshire primary is over, and now Hillary and Bernie are heading to Nevada and then South Carolina, and who's winning? DEMOCRACY IS WINNING. As...
Marco Rubio's sassy little boots have a point to make again, about guns, again. See, Donald Trump made a YOOOGE LOL this weekend when he said, "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and...
Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?
Ask Hillary if she's 'trustworthy' again. ASK HER, WE DARE YOU.
Seriously, can she be the vice president? Because that would be just great.
John Ellis J.E.B. Jeb Bush was squirted out of his mama's beautiful mind on this day, but in the last century, some 63 or so years ago, somewhere in the middle of a Texas oil field, probably. While his...
Oh how terrible, it seems that Donald Trump's existence continues to tear the Republican Party asunder, we are so deeply sorry about how hard we are LOLing. National Review, the racist collective of racist goons spawned from William F. Buckley,...
We Think We’re Starting To Get Why Russia Wanted To Do Sexxx Conspiracies With Gross Donald Trump Jr.
Trump Junior's Latest Russian Conspiracy Buddy Identified!
BONUS VIDEO: Obama texting like a 16-year-old girl!
Paul Ryan would prefer that Hillary Clinton not know America's secrets. Or at least not any that she didn't already know after four years as Secretary of State.
Are you all ready for another of the most important televised debates of the 2016 election? It should be sometime in the spring, we think. In the meantime, here's this sad bit of holiday-weekend programming that both Bernie Sanders...
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Principles! Mike Pence does not have them!
The Washington Post explains Jerry Brown's 'lukewarm' endorsement of Hillary Clinton. Lucky mindreaders at the Washington Post!
Brazile writes about how she wanted to replace Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket. That is ... not actually democratic?
Trump plays with his missile, conspiracy cooks are going bonkers, and Russia is mad Trump lied...to THEM! Your morning news brief!