"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap." -- K.V.
Can't we please just send this talking hemorrhoid to jail TODAY????
Is Manafort’s Ex-Son-In-Law Jeffrey Yohai Blabbing To The FBI RIGHT NOW About All Pauly’s Shady Shit? MAAAAAYBE!
Doncha just hate it when you do crimes with your son-in-law and then your daughter gets divorced and the feds try to flip the little bastard against you! Ugggggghhhhh!
There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.
If I say, "You have $1 billion!" and you say, "Yes, I do!" I'm an idiot. But you're A LIAR-FUCKING-LIAR.
COME SIT WITH WONKETTE AND HAVE STORY TIME.
We don't know how to tell you this, but it's possible Jared Kushner forgot another Russian connection.
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What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement?
Hells yeah, we're reviewing a book that came out in July. It's a good book, Brent.
Brazile writes about how she wanted to replace Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket. That is ... not actually democratic?
You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!
Billionaire Trump-Humper Robert Mercer So Sad You Think He’s A Nazi Just Because He Gives Money To Nazis
Robert Mercer distances himself from the rightwing noise machine he helped create. At least as distant as his daughter Rebekah.
Poor Donald Trump Being Sued By Apprentice Lady He Defamed, And His Most Excellent Lawyer Is ON THE CASE
Glove up, Wonkers! Time to stick our hands up the back end of Donald Trump's defamation lawsuit.
How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.
Are we supposed to have a reaction to this?