Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!
All the lies that are fit to print.
Bannon tells House Republicans to get fucked. House Republicans furrow their brows meaningfully, go back to doing nothing.
Trump never wore a bathrobe. Also never had sex with all those women.
SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.
Big news in the Mueller investigation!
No, but seriously! WTF is wrong with Donald Trump's lawyers?
Michael Cohen Paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 Of His Own Lunch Moneys, Because That’s What Friends Are For
Do you believe Michael Cohen's story? Vote YES or HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gosh, what is it about Susan Rice these guys just hate? It's a mystery!
Can't wait for Nunes's #HOTTAKE on this one!
Devin's got his own fake news outlet now, and it's also rude as fuck!
Donald Trump LOVED the Nunes Memo! The Democrats' Rebuttal ... yeah, not so much.
Fox News throwing it ALLLL against the wall!
Turns out Russia DID penetrate voting systems, but don't worry, it was only in a HANDFUL OF STATES.
Devin Nunes: Legal Eagle!
Oh Nothing, Just The DOJ *ADMITTING* Hillary Clinton ‘Uranium One’ Scandal Is COOKED-UP BULLSHIT FROM A LIAR WHO LIES
Trey Gowdy gonna be in big heap of trouble.