2016 Presidential Election

Donald Trump’s Presidency Is Making His Bank Account Great Again, Reports Confirm

Who is suing the president today? It is EVERYBODY! HOORAY!

Trump Lawyer Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who

YOU get a lawyer! And YOU get a lawyer! EVERYBODY GETS A LAWYER!

Weird, Senate Doesn’t Trust Trump On Russia Sanctions. Did We Mention, ‘Weird’?

Republican Senators give Trump a big vote of confidence by taking away his power! As one does.

‘Shooting Up Republican Baseball’ Was Not In Bernie Sanders’s Platform

The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.

Can Jeff Sessions Jes’ Plumb Not Answer Your Scary Questions? An Executive Privilege Lawsplainer!

Jeff Sessions supports The Rule of Law! Well, for brown people anyway.

Meet Trump’s Idiot Lawyer! No, THE OTHER ONE, Who May Have Admitted To Some Justice-Obstructin’!

Trump only hires the best! Unless they tell him to piss off, in which case he hires Marc Kasowitz.

Seems Russia Hacked Election Systems In 39 States. Is Hillary Clinton Sorry Yet?

Oh, so the Russian attacks on state election systems were a lot bigger than we thought. Can't see why that's a thing.

Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 13, 2017

Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!

Dead Breitbart Knows One Weird Trick To Make Ad Revenue Disappear FOR GOOD

Dead Breitbart's Home For Wingnut Welfare Moms and Deadbeat Dads has a SAD.

Al Franken’s Senate Memoir Has Buttload Of Gravitas

You should buy this book. That's the tl;dr version.

Comey To Talk His ‘Thing’ With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017

Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!
Look closely at the fear in Vladimir's eyes.

The Intercept Breaks Huge Russian Hacking Story, For Glenn Greenwald To Shit On

Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP!

At Least Vladimir Putin Didn’t Accuse Megyn Kelly Of Bleeding From Her Wherever

He was still a slimy little fuck, obviously.

Trollception!: Alt Right Troll Takes Troll Picture, Sues Fusion Writer For Taking Her Troll Seriously

WHAT IF...journalism required more than arglebargle and selfies?

Oh Fiddlesticks, Did Jeff Sessions Do Even More Perjury About Russian Contacts Than We Thought?

It slipped his mind! ALL OF IT SLIPPED HIS MIND!

Master Deal-Maker Trump Giving Russia Back Its Spy Mansions In Exchange For ‘Nothing.’ Does Nothing Work For You?

John Le Carré protests: These plot twists are entirely too implausible.