2016 Presidential Election

Did Grossly Unqualified Judicial Nom Brett Talley FORGET He Was Married To A White House Official??? How ODD!!!

You just knew there had to be back story, right? AND IT'S GOOD. (Well, it's terrible. But you know what we mean.)
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day, In Year One Of The Trump Era

"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap." -- K.V.

Robert Mueller All The Way Up Talking Hemorrhoid Stephen Miller’s Butt. That Can’t Be Comfy!

Can't we please just send this talking hemorrhoid to jail TODAY????

Is Manafort’s Ex-Son-In-Law Jeffrey Yohai Blabbing To The FBI RIGHT NOW About All Pauly’s Shady Shit? MAAAAAYBE!

Doncha just hate it when you do crimes with your son-in-law and then your daughter gets divorced and the feds try to flip the little bastard against you! Ugggggghhhhh!
P.S. They ARE crackpots

Trump Sends Crazy Uncle Bill To Tell CIA How Chemtrails Hacked Our Election

There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.

Guess Who Else In Trumpland Is A Fake Billionaire? Why, It’s WILBUR ROSS!!!

If I say, "You have $1 billion!" and you say, "Yes, I do!" I'm an idiot. But you're A LIAR-FUCKING-LIAR.

Let’s Read Carter Page’s Batshit Testimony Together, While Wonkette Liveblogs It!

COME SIT WITH WONKETTE AND HAVE STORY TIME.

Jared Kushner: Oh, THAT Russian Money? I Didn’t Know You Meant THAT Russian Money!

We don't know how to tell you this, but it's possible Jared Kushner forgot another Russian connection.

Robert Mueller Ready To Throw Michael Flynn And His Pizzagate-Loving Idiot Son IN JAIL

Click for the Flynn news and all the other latest updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

EXCLUSIVE! We Wrote These Shocking New Donna Brazile Book Excerpts Last Night While Doing Laundry!

What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement?

Steve Bannon Lost His Billionaire Patron Last Week. That’s A Great Excuse To Review This Book!

Hells yeah, we're reviewing a book that came out in July. It's a good book, Brent.
Both screencaps are from teevee shows starting with 'State of...' Isn't that something?

Donna Brazile, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING

Brazile writes about how she wanted to replace Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket. That is ... not actually democratic?

Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.

You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!

Billionaire Trump-Humper Robert Mercer So Sad You Think He’s A Nazi Just Because He Gives Money To Nazis

Robert Mercer distances himself from the rightwing noise machine he helped create. At least as distant as his daughter Rebekah.

Poor Donald Trump Being Sued By Apprentice Lady He Defamed, And His Most Excellent Lawyer Is ON THE CASE

Glove up, Wonkers! Time to stick our hands up the back end of Donald Trump's defamation lawsuit.

Trump Tax Plan Screws Poor Losers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 3, 2017

How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.