Who is suing the president today? It is EVERYBODY! HOORAY!
YOU get a lawyer! And YOU get a lawyer! EVERYBODY GETS A LAWYER!
Republican Senators give Trump a big vote of confidence by taking away his power! As one does.
The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.
Jeff Sessions supports The Rule of Law! Well, for brown people anyway.
Trump only hires the best! Unless they tell him to piss off, in which case he hires Marc Kasowitz.
Oh, so the Russian attacks on state election systems were a lot bigger than we thought. Can't see why that's a thing.
Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!
Dead Breitbart's Home For Wingnut Welfare Moms and Deadbeat Dads has a SAD.
You should buy this book. That's the tl;dr version.
Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!
Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP!
He was still a slimy little fuck, obviously.
Trollception!: Alt Right Troll Takes Troll Picture, Sues Fusion Writer For Taking Her Troll Seriously
WHAT IF...journalism required more than arglebargle and selfies?
It slipped his mind! ALL OF IT SLIPPED HIS MIND!
Master Deal-Maker Trump Giving Russia Back Its Spy Mansions In Exchange For ‘Nothing.’ Does Nothing Work For You?
John Le Carré protests: These plot twists are entirely too implausible.