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KELLYANNE CONWAY WISE ENOUGH TO KEEP MICHELLE OBAMA’S NAME OUT HER MOUTH

HOT TAKE: Maybe Kellyanne Conway should STFU.
She makes $100 million movies

Remember Those Black Teens Trump Wanted Executed? Netflix Remembers!

Who the fuck could possibly play Trump if he were lucky enough to be somehow included in this production that clearly does not need him one damn bit?
But it really looks like Tom Brady

Thug Who Accosted Stormy Daniels Also Stole Tom Brady’s Face

And that's just rude!
#MAGA?

Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter: Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You!

Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'!
Seriously, we literally never watch you pee

Anchorage, Alaska, Voters Tell Bathroom Panty Sniffers To FUCK OFF

Alaska Bible-thumpers losing the Culture Wars. Oh. How sad.
Advising people on the economics of death.

Bakersfield’s Sheriff Wants You To Die

Ignore the fact that Kern County is America's deadliest for police shootings, this was *out of context* man!
Never Trust Nestlè

Dear Nestlé, And Also Michigan, Please Eat A Bag Of Assholes

Nestle sucking up Michigan's water to bottle and sell back to them at just the same time the state ends free water for Flint!