Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

Alia Shawkat, MARRY ME!

On the next Arrested Development ...

Y’all Getting Rowdy In Here?

Care for a drink?

Michael Cohen Prison Oddsmaker For May 23, 2018: Today’s Chances Are LOL!

Put on your kicky blazer, Michael Cohen. It's JAIL TIME!

Did Wonkette’s Top 10 Shit The Bed Just A Tiny? NAHHHHH

Oh my goodness, what will they beeeeee?
Viva sandino!

Raise Less Corn, More Hell! Your BEST Mother’s Day Tradition!

Here is your fifth or twentieth annual listicle of Mi Mamacita Communista, or Things My Mother Taught Me

The Federalist IS NOT HAVING YOUR ANTI-CHRISTIAN HATE, RIHANNA AND CARDI B!

LOLOLOL so fucking dumb. Anyway, come learn some smart stuff about art and the Renaissance and the Church, by me, not by the stupid person.

New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman, GET THE FUCK OUT

We lost a great AG, and apparently A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING. Time's the fuck up, Eric Schneiderman.
He seems nice!

Billionaire Dilettantes, Milo Needs A HERO!

Milo had to fire everyone REPORTEDLY, after his newest billionaire sugar daddy ended up dead. :/

Barbara Bush Dies At 92. We’re Sure It’s Working Out Very Well For Her

'That woman,' said Richard Nixon admiringly, 'knows how to hate.'

Have You Met Our New Writers, A Nice Lady And Wonderbitch?

We can do so many activities!

Hey, Can Trump Un-Sign This Budget Bill He Signed? Asking For Donald Trump

Aw sad, Chuck and Nancy rolled the president. Again.

Denver, Colorado, We Are Mile High, TONIGHT!

DO YOU GET IT IT IS A DENVER OMELET.