Bedeck yourselves in patchouli and myrrh! Company is here!
Memories. Misty-colored memories.
Trump should spend less time at Infowars and more time at yr Wonkette! He can start with your OPEN THREAD!
Sonoma, we are crazy worried for you!
Sorry, but we are feeling a LITTLE PERSNICKETY.
Alex Jones: The Churches Are Doing Cocaine Hookers In Helicopters, So Give All Your Money To Wonkette!
Even a trucker-speed salesman with anger issues and psychosis is right twice a decade!
Behind every successful man is a woman who DIDNT EVEN STOP HIM.
What's so noble about being dead?
Can't take much more of today you guys.
Wait, that can't be right.
How much for the jalopy?
Heckuva job, Rick Scott. Heckuva job.
We gotta get out of this place.
Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.
Oh. How sad.