A couple weeks ago, we left Montana to head to DC for the #teens' March For Our Lives (we drive slow). We stopped by to see our girlfriend on the way out of town, and her friendly, not-stupid, but...
We thought about canceling on yinz ... wait, that is Pittsburgh. We thought about canceling on tu ustedes, but what is a little nor'easter between friends? We will see you TONIGHT, Brooklyn, New York, at your comrade Erin's restaurant...
Get your mama's combat boots out, we invade TUESDAY! TONIGHT!
Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!
GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.
For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!
We're sure Ivanka's sleeping very well tonight.
Who are the best website readers in the history of the universe? I THINK YOU KNOW!
Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!
YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.
Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!
They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.
Beer and pizza, pizza and beer.
But no pictures, so it doesn't count.