On the next Arrested Development ...
Care for a drink?
Put on your kicky blazer, Michael Cohen. It's JAIL TIME!
Oh my goodness, what will they beeeeee?
New York Times Wonders If It MAY Have Shit Bed A Tiny On That Little Trump-Russia Story Just That One Time
Golf clap, New York Times. JUST KIDDING, FUCK YOU.
Here is your fifth or twentieth annual listicle of Mi Mamacita Communista, or Things My Mother Taught Me
LOLOLOL so fucking dumb. Anyway, come learn some smart stuff about art and the Renaissance and the Church, by me, not by the stupid person.
We lost a great AG, and apparently A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING. Time's the fuck up, Eric Schneiderman.
Milo had to fire everyone REPORTEDLY, after his newest billionaire sugar daddy ended up dead. :/
'That woman,' said Richard Nixon admiringly, 'knows how to hate.'
We can do so many activities!
Aw sad, Chuck and Nancy rolled the president. Again.
Everything old is new again!
DO YOU GET IT IT IS A DENVER OMELET.