Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

It’s The GOP Tax Bill Hokey-Pokey!

THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?

Science: FAILING New York Times More Badder At Election Coverage Than Ass-Fucking Mommyblog

Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!

Chicago Tribune: Let Gays Eat Those Swastika Cakes We Like

Say what you will about the Chicago Tribune ed board, Donnie, at least it's an ethos.

Need Help Losing Weight? Just Watch This Video Of Donald Trump’s Denture Mouth

You didn't need to keep that lunch down anyway.

These Dicks Are Buying Up Your Alt-Weeklies And Turning Them Into National Review Or Some Shit

Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them.

It’s Your Grateful Top Ten!

Come in and sit a spell!

WHITE DADS ON DOPE! A Thanksgiving Mommyblog

And how was YOUR Thanksgiving?

Rush Limbaugh’s ‘Under The Sea’ Salad Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip, No Oxycodone

The Ghost of Recipes Past has scanned our archives and found this thing, which had previously run in July 2012. It is more Jell-O, for people who find Mamie Eisenhower a tad intimidating. OK, sure, we made fun of Rush...

Where The Hell Is The Agenda!

So this is how it's going to go, see?

Don’t Worry Your Pretty Heads, Sex Harassers Who Lost Your Jobs: Mel Gibson Is In A Christmas Comedy

You'll be fine, Weinstein and Spacey and Wieseltier and maybe even Roy Moore! Just kidding, DEFINITELY Roy Moore!

Gather Ye, Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena Libs! We Got Some Celebrating To Do!

It's our last week of 'vacation,' LOL, and we're spending it in your heartland! Don't miss us!

That’ll Do, Virginia. That’ll Do. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 8, 2017

LOL Virginia! A civil rights lawyer takes over the Philly DA! And Chris Cillizza is being a total Chris Cillizza again. Your morning news brief!
Actor 212, probably

Meet Virginia (Where An Absolute GOP Bloodbath Is Happening, LOL)

No news here, but we figure you deserve an OPEN THREAD.

Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena, MT: Ding Dong, Wonkette Calling!

Pocatello, IDAHO? Are we even kidding? (We are not!)
Both screencaps are from teevee shows starting with 'State of...' Isn't that something?

Donna Brazile, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING

Brazile writes about how she wanted to replace Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket. That is ... not actually democratic?