Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

Trump Called Heather Heyer’s Mother During Her Funeral. Did He Think She’d Put Him On Speaker?

You have not seen a look that can kill until you've seen Heather Heyer's mother talking about Trump.

ACTUALLY Ronald Reagan Was Racist AF

Go fuck yourself, Ghost Ronald Reagan!

Sure Guys, It Is Awesome That We Are Shitting On Kamala Harris

Everything about this plan is the best.
Release the movie quotes!

Anacortes, Washington, Love All Over Us TONIGHT!

Sean Hannity won't be there, but YOU will!

Where Are We Drinky-Thinging At You Next Friday, Wonkers?

Where in the world is the Wonkebago?

Let 10-Year-Old Quillaine Teach This Fake ‘Pickle’ Boy How To Write Letters To That Jerkoff, The President

Pickle kisses Trump's ass like a common Scaramucci. Quillaine shows him how it is done.

Serious Question: Is Anthony Scaramucci A Clinton Mole?

Silvertongued Scaramucci says Trump wants to make healthcare more like Comcast and the airlines. So ... huh!

PISSED OFF? NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE? YOU AND US BOTH BABY.

NOW IS THE BASEBALL CAP OF OUR DISCONTENT. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Uh-Oh! Internet Fuckery Is Afoot At Snopes.com!

Why is Internet Giant Snopes.com having to Gofundme its operating expenses? We read the lawsuit so you don't have to!

Liveblogging New Press Sec Anthony Scaramucci As He Hypnotizes Us Like The Jungle Book Snake!

How is today different from all other days? Spicer out, a new sheriff in the comms department, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders turning on the idiot box!

Welcome To Trump Country, Comrade! It’s Kremlin, Montana, Population: YOU!

You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.

Wonkette Now More Securerer Than Trump Hotels!

Hi there stranger, buy a lady a drink?