Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca is the owner, editrix and publisher of Wonkette. She was in newspapers for a very long time. Follow her on the Twitter. She is currently on maternity leave (until 2033), so you didn't just read this post.

Fake News Troll Wants To Write For Wonkette! WE SAID YES!!!!

Poor struggling young James O'Keefe wannabe can't get US on his dildo boat!

Superlawyer Larry Klayman Wants To ‘Legally, Peacefully’ Imprison All Liberals

Seems like Larry Klayman might have been projecting when he promised Obama would put conservatives in FEMA camps. What are the odds???

How Many Feminists Does It Take To Shit On World’s-Most-Hilarious-Video-For-Real? One And It’s Very Funny!

It is the happiest video in all the land! Let us watch it! Together! For your OPEN THREAD!

It’s Meatball Day! HAHAHA No, Not Trump’s Sad Brain. Meatballs For Eatin’!

I make these once a year, because I am lazy and they have like THREE STEPS. Who wants to make a dinner that takes THREE STEPS? Not me that is who!

Is Obama’s ‘Wire Tapp’ The End Of Donald Trump? Maybe! A Holy-Shit-Y’all Investigation Into WTF!

Strap in, kids. This Russia stuff just got fucking HEAD EXPLODES.

Yes, There Are Lefty Anti-Semites. Like This Former Intercept Dick Arrested For JCC Bomb Threats, Maybe!

Some of the JCC bomb threats may have been solved, and this one, apparently, is on us.

What Weird, Pointless Lie Is Trump’s White House Telling About Melania Today?

Good lord they can't stop lying even when it's NOT about dirty stolen Russian money.

Jews And Muslims Having To Crowdfund For Each Other A Little Too Often Lately

How do you say 'ENOUGH' in Aramaic?

Who Wants To Watch Frank Luntz’s Trump-Hatin’ Focus Group LOSE ITS SHIT? (ME! ME! I DO!)

Be like this awesome focus group, and #RESIST!
Mama grizzly has a mad

Let’s Just Cut Out The Grifty Middle-Woman And Make Sarah Palin Head Of The Air Force!

This grifty Heather Wilson lady is no match for our Sister Sarah! UNFAIR!