THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?
Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!
Say what you will about the Chicago Tribune ed board, Donnie, at least it's an ethos.
You didn't need to keep that lunch down anyway.
Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them.
Mama's almost out of credit card.
Come in and sit a spell!
And how was YOUR Thanksgiving?
The Ghost of Recipes Past has scanned our archives and found this thing, which had previously run in July 2012. It is more Jell-O, for people who find Mamie Eisenhower a tad intimidating. OK, sure, we made fun of Rush...
So this is how it's going to go, see?
Don’t Worry Your Pretty Heads, Sex Harassers Who Lost Your Jobs: Mel Gibson Is In A Christmas Comedy
You'll be fine, Weinstein and Spacey and Wieseltier and maybe even Roy Moore! Just kidding, DEFINITELY Roy Moore!
It's our last week of 'vacation,' LOL, and we're spending it in your heartland! Don't miss us!
LOL Virginia! A civil rights lawyer takes over the Philly DA! And Chris Cillizza is being a total Chris Cillizza again. Your morning news brief!
No news here, but we figure you deserve an OPEN THREAD.
Pocatello, IDAHO? Are we even kidding? (We are not!)
Brazile writes about how she wanted to replace Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket. That is ... not actually democratic?