Robyn Pennacchia

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Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about politics on the internet. Also, she is very modest and truthful always. And she lives in Chicago.

‘Affluenza Teen’ Is Ready To Leave Icky Jail Now, Please And Thank You

He's the affluenza teen ... of our hearts!

Ex-Colorado GOP Chair Disproves Own Theory That Only Democrats Do Voter Fraud

If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.

Abortion Lover Tomi Lahren Half-Fired By Glenn Beck, For Loving Abortion Too Much

Does this mean they are snowflakes now???

Clown-Faced Wonkette Typist WORLD FAMOUS Among Creepy MRA Douchebags

Oh no Robyn got Sick Burned by this mom's basement dude (for real). Must mean it's time for OPEN THREAD!

Gay People: Do They Exist? A Conundrum Wrapped In A Riddle Rammed Down Your Throat!

Try being mean to leprechauns! You can't do it!

Paul Ryan Won’t Compete In Your Shallow Health Care Coverage Beauty Contest!

What is next, Honey Boo Boos, do you want tiaras for everyone too? SUBSIDIZED SPANX AND BODY GLITTER? Do you want the government to buy Vaseline for your teeth?

Jason Chaffetz: GOP Healthcare Totally Affordable So Long As You Stop Owning Things

Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face!

Silly Rachel Maddow Doesn’t Even Know She Is Supposed To Sex Men, Says Wingnut Jerkoff

Coach Dave Daubenmire has a very high estimation of his own personal intelligence.

‘Red Pill Libertarian’ VA House Candidate Hopes To Legalize Child Porn, Marital Rape, Is Lunatic

Also he went to jail for threatening to assassinate President Obama.

Mean Women Just Won’t Stop Buying Abortions In Tennessee Pastor’s Name!

He may throw the cards out, but what he can never throw out is all the money that he has inspired others to give in support of Planned Parenthood.

Trump Bewildered By Strange Dystopian Future Where They Let Ladies Be Governors

We hear they can even wear trousers! What will they think of next?

Trump Finds An Anonymous Source He Likes — Himself!

'Senior Administration Official: Donald And Melania Definitely Having Sexual Intercourse On The Regular, And She Is Very Into It, And Him. Sexually.'

Indiana Republicans To … Wait, INDIANA ZOMBIE FETUSES???

Indiana House votes to make doctors tell women they can reverse their abortions. This is ... unwise!

Let’s All Watch The NRA’s Big Tough Wayne LaPierre Whine A Whole Bunch At CPAC!

It's got everything -- paid protesters, hanging whistleblowers, accusing the Left of wanting people to die of heart attacks on the way to the hospital...