He's the affluenza teen ... of our hearts!
If you're keeping track at home, yes, all the vote frauders are still Republican.
Does this mean they are snowflakes now???
Oh no Robyn got Sick Burned by this mom's basement dude (for real). Must mean it's time for OPEN THREAD!
Try being mean to leprechauns! You can't do it!
Also, he would like a hug.
What is next, Honey Boo Boos, do you want tiaras for everyone too? SUBSIDIZED SPANX AND BODY GLITTER? Do you want the government to buy Vaseline for your teeth?
How is babby formed?
Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face!
Coach Dave Daubenmire has a very high estimation of his own personal intelligence.
Also he went to jail for threatening to assassinate President Obama.
He may throw the cards out, but what he can never throw out is all the money that he has inspired others to give in support of Planned Parenthood.
We hear they can even wear trousers! What will they think of next?
'Senior Administration Official: Donald And Melania Definitely Having Sexual Intercourse On The Regular, And She Is Very Into It, And Him. Sexually.'
Indiana House votes to make doctors tell women they can reverse their abortions. This is ... unwise!
It's got everything -- paid protesters, hanging whistleblowers, accusing the Left of wanting people to die of heart attacks on the way to the hospital...