Robyn Pennacchia

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Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about politics on the internet. Also, she is very modest and truthful always. And she lives in Chicago.

For Only $425 Dollars, Nordstrom Will Pre-Dirty Your Jeans For You

You can look like a farmer in these jeans! Also, OPEN THREAD!

4Chan Tries To Pizzagate French Election With Dumb Incest Rumors They Made Up Themselves

This is how your conspiracy sausage is made.

Rape Trial Lawyer Says Women Are Liars Because They’re The Weaker Sex. Jury … Agrees?!

On Thursday night, Steve Farese, an attorney in Memphis, Tennessee, laid out his closing arguments in defense of accused rapist and prominent local businessman Mark Giannini. Rather than arguing the facts of the case, he argued what he believed...

Romance Expert Mike Huckabee Has Some Kissing Tips For YOU!

Don't go taking kissing advice from Mike Huckabee!

Alex Jones Claims To Be A Performance Artist None Of Us Is Deep Enough To Get

But only for child custody hearings, mind you.

Pastor Fears ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Is Slippery Slope To Co-Ed Naked Lady Bison Orgies

Kevin Swanson will NOT be welcoming our bison-human hybrid overlords!

Brave Men’s Rights Activist Fears 7-Eleven Has Gone The Way Of The ‘Cuck’

MRA will boycott 7-Eleven for their kissing of women's asses.

Nice Obamacare Subsidies You Got Here, Shame If Trump Were To Drown, Arson, And Decapitate Them

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty we are free at last! From having healthcare and being able to go see a doctor when we need to!

Lincoln An Evil Tyrant Just Like Hitler, Says North Carolina Republican Makin’ New Friends!

He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'

WHICH Sesame Street Character Will Be PBS’s Messenger Of ‘FUCK YOU’ To Trump?

Which character will it be? It is a mystery! And your open thread!

Donald Trump: Steve Bannon? Steve Bannon Who?

He just showed up one day and started doing campaign stuff!

Chicago Police Put Own Special Spin On United Airlines Horror Show

The police officer involved in the United Incident has been placed on suspension.

Red Bull Gives Internet Nazis Wings

This *might* be worse than that Pepsi thing, but who can really say.

Sarah Palin’s Experimental Jesus Poetry Is A Blessing Unto Us All

Sarah Palin's Vogon poetry -- you'll laugh, you'll cry, it will become a part of you.