International shoe thief Ivanka Trump is going to court.
Two will enter, neither will emerge a winner.
And that is actually necessary!
'All I said was she looked like she could take a dick! It's a compliment!'
Juries are terrible and our justice system is broken.
Last night, two morons decided to attend the thee-ay-ter. It did not go well.
Why oh why will no one tolerate our intolerance?
Next week they will protest unicorns.
Former Reagan staffer Bob Whitaker is responsible for that awful 'Racism is a code word for anti-white' meme.
Consequences are for heathens!
Oh look, another pharmacist with SINCERELY HELD RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.
All the passengers are saved by a friendly giant octopus. ENJOY!
Better buy some food buckets!
LGBTQ people are not considered a protected class of people in Pennsylvania.
She wanted an Oompa Loompa, but all daddy could get her was a Chinese sweatshop where labor activists go missing.